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  • Kenny_
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    • Dec 2010
    • 25

    #496
    Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

    Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
    Show me one example of a lie in the Bible.
    Evolution is a propaganda tool used by Atheists who are not capable of admitting the existence of God.
    The Bible is as timless as God Himself, best selling book ever.
    hmm...
    Are dinosaurs a hoax then? *justwondering*
    Or are you saying that men has been on this planet before the dino's?
    :-)

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    • Ezekiel Bathfire
      Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
      Christ's Rottweiler
       
      • Jan 2008
      • 22828

      #497
      Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

      Originally posted by Thunderminds View Post
      HAHAHA omg, why is it so hard to believe that human race is an evolution? not made by god (vileness edited out) there are scientifical facts enough..
      And why is it so hard to believe that human race is God's Creation?
      The bible is ment for people who don't know any better, to give hope in hearts of people who have nothing at all, so they can die in piece, that's all..
      No, it is God's Manual for Life on Earth and the Hopes of Paradise.

      (Certain verses may also help people who believe that they are Belgian)
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      Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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      • Thunderminds
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        • Dec 2010
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        #498
        Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

        Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
        Show me one example of a lie in the Bible.
        Evolution is a propaganda tool used by Atheists who are not capable of admitting the existence of God.
        The Bible is as timless as God Himself, best selling book ever.
        1 example? making a man walk again, walking on water, splitting a sea, .......

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        • Lost Sheep McUinnean
          Linguistics and Translation Consultant
          True Christian™
          • Nov 2009
          • 2193

          #499
          Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

          Originally posted by Thunderminds View Post
          1 example? making a man walk again, walking on water, splitting a sea, .......
          Seas cannot be split. They can only be parted. Moses was no splitter.




          YiC, McUinnean of that Ilk.

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          • James Dewitt
            #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
            • Jan 2010
            • 6267

            #500
            Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

            Originally posted by Thunderminds View Post
            1 example? making a man walk again, walking on water, splitting a sea, .......
            Oh I see, you think that Jesus can not or did not walk on water( You have no proof)

            You think that Moses did not part the Red sea( you have no proof)

            Well Thundermindless its in the Bible, can you refute the Word of God?
            Why are you a vile Homersexural?

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            • Thunderminds
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              • Dec 2010
              • 23

              #501
              Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

              Originally posted by Heathen_Basher
              Why would we die in pieces? Are you saying you are going to plant a bomb, or are you going to use a knife to chop the bodies up?
              in peace, english isn't my language so piss off, say something in dutch, bet you can't?

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              • Lost Sheep McUinnean
                Linguistics and Translation Consultant
                True Christian™
                • Nov 2009
                • 2193

                #502
                Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

                Originally posted by Thunderminds View Post
                in peace, english isn't my language so piss off, say something in dutch, bet you can't?

                You're getting childish now. Please try to use correct American where possible. We understand your limitations, but as you can see they are very misleading at times. Again, we are tolerant people here, so just you try your best.



                YIC, McUinnean of that Ilk.

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                • Thunderminds
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                  • Dec 2010
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                  #503
                  Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

                  Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                  Oh I see, you think that Jesus can not or did not walk on water( You have no proof)

                  You think that Moses did not part the Red sea( you have no proof)

                  Well Thundermindless its in the Bible, can you refute the Word of God?
                  Why are you a vile Homersexural?
                  first of all do you have proof except a book written by drunks?
                  How do you know it wasn't a joke of 'jesus'?
                  It could be that all this time, all of you believers are believing a joke, I have no proof, but you don't either..
                  (i hate this 300sec rule)

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                  • Lost Sheep McUinnean
                    Linguistics and Translation Consultant
                    True Christian™
                    • Nov 2009
                    • 2193

                    #504
                    Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

                    Originally posted by Thunderminds View Post
                    It could be that all this time, all of you believers are believing a joke, I have no proof, but you don't either..
                    (i hate this 300sec rule)
                    Which makes YOU right and US wrong!?

                    How can you even contemplate THAT as a basis for argument?


                    'I know nothing but I reckon it's blah blah blah and therefore I'm right and everyone else is wrong?'

                    That is seriously stupid. That's NO basis for any type of belief system. That's just 'MyDadCanBeatUpYourDadology'.

                    No-one will EVER take THAT seriously. Not even a Mormon.


                    YiC, McUinnean of that Ilk.

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                    • Meek and Humble
                      Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
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                      • Dec 2008
                      • 6197

                      #505
                      Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

                      Originally posted by Thunderminds View Post
                      in peace, english isn't my language so piss off, say something in dutch, bet you can't?
                      Markus 16:


                      16"en vertel aan de hele schepping het goede nieuws over Mij. Wie het geloven en gedoopt worden, zullen gered worden. Maar wie het niet geloven, zullen worden gestraft.

                      Johannes 3:36Wie zich aan de Zoon toevertrouwt, heeft eeuwig leven. Wie de Zoon ongehoorzaam is, zal het eeuwige leven niet ontvangen. Integendeel, de straf van God blijft op hem."

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                      • Thunderminds
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                        #506
                        Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

                        Originally posted by Lost Sheep McUinnean View Post
                        Which makes YOU right and US wrong!?

                        How can you even contemplate THAT as a basis for argument?


                        'I know nothing but I reckon it's blah blah blah and therefore I'm right and everyone else is wrong?'

                        That is seriously stupid. That's NO basis for any type of belief system. That's just 'MyDadCanBeatUpYourDadology'.

                        No-one will EVER take THAT seriously. Not even a Mormon.


                        YiC, McUinnean of that Ilk.
                        My dad can't beat up anyone, but I can

                        and it doesn't prove I'm wright, my thought is just a thought, your's is a religion, but a religion with a lousy basis..
                        I'm not saying you should believe it was a joke, I'm saying there's a big possibility.. It could even be some lonely guy on a court selling a self written book that he wrote when he was hallucinating, but it can allso be that jesus did exist and he walked on water, and he made a man walk again, but if that's all true, why is god such an asshole? why can't he just let de good guys live, the bad guys die instantly, all thiefs, all criminals, would die instantly, all poisonous plants gone, all animals would be safe from hunters, ...
                        If he really exists as you all say, than you are obeying a huge asshole.
                        he shits all over you and you even lick his ass clean, that's no way for a God to behave?

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                        • Lost Sheep McUinnean
                          Linguistics and Translation Consultant
                          True Christian™
                          • Nov 2009
                          • 2193

                          #507
                          Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

                          Originally posted by Thunderminds View Post
                          My dad can't beat up anyone, but I can

                          and it doesn't prove I'm wright, my thought is just a thought, your's is a religion, but a religion with a lousy basis..
                          I'm not saying you should believe it was a joke, I'm saying there's a big possibility.. It could even be some lonely guy on a court selling a self written book that he wrote when he was hallucinating, but it can allso be that jesus did exist and he walked on water, and he made a man walk again, but if that's all true, why is god such an asshole? why can't he just let de good guys live, the bad guys die instantly, all thiefs, all criminals, would die instantly, all poisonous plants gone, all animals would be safe from hunters, ...
                          If he really exists as you all say, than you are obeying a huge asshole.
                          he shits all over you and you even lick his ass clean, that's no way for a God to behave?

                          Just because you can't comprehend the reasoning doesn't mean anything other than that you don't comprehend the reasoning that isn't obviously not for you to comprehend though not that it's incomprehensible it's just too vast for you to comprehend. That's where we're different. We DO understand what God wants.

                          (And please refrain from vulgarity and comparing Him to bodily parts. It reflects badly on you in this life and will get you sodomized eternally in Hell in the next.)


                          YiC, McUinnean

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                          • Thunderminds
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                            #508
                            Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

                            Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                            Markus 16:


                            16"en vertel aan de hele schepping het goede nieuws over Mij. Wie het geloven en gedoopt worden, zullen gered worden. Maar wie het niet geloven, zullen worden gestraft.

                            Johannes 3:36Wie zich aan de Zoon toevertrouwt, heeft eeuwig leven. Wie de Zoon ongehoorzaam is, zal het eeuwige leven niet ontvangen. Integendeel, de straf van God blijft op hem."
                            Oh no shit? you can copy paste?

                            Now if you really understand Dutch you'll be able to read this but I would guess you won't, but if you do can, why are you shitting on belgium?

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                            • Thunderminds
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                              #509
                              Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

                              Originally posted by Lost Sheep McUinnean View Post
                              Just because you can't comprehend the reasoning doesn't mean anything other than that you don't comprehend the reasoning that isn't obviously not for you to comprehend though not that it's incomprehensible it's just too vast for you to comprehend. That's where we're different. We DO understand what God wants.

                              (And please refrain from vulgarity and comparing Him to bodily parts. It reflects badly on you in this life and will get you sodomized eternally in Hell in the next.)


                              YiC, McUinnean
                              okej, what if you are wright, (not) then you are saying that mankind actually exists since more than 3.5 billion years ago? (not exactly!!)
                              Because a fossil is proof wright?

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                              • Lost Sheep McUinnean
                                Linguistics and Translation Consultant
                                True Christian™
                                • Nov 2009
                                • 2193

                                #510
                                Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

                                Originally posted by DunderHeid View Post
                                okej, what if you are wright, (not) then you are saying that mankind actually exists since more than 3.5 billion years ago? (not exactly!!)
                                Because a fossil is proof wright?
                                No. Don't be stupid.

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