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  • Lisa H
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    Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

    Originally posted by Brecht View Post
    You think Lost Sheep McUinnean is that Kazach guy? Now you're just being rude to Kazachs all over the country!

    You should apologize.
    You have miss read what I wrote to Brother McUinnean. The guy in the photo is Belgarium.

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  • Brecht
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    Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

    Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
    I thought he was this guy.
    You think Lost Sheep McUinnean is that Kazach guy? Now you're just being rude to Kazachs all over the country!

    You should apologize.

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  • Lisa H
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    Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

    Originally posted by Lost Sheep McUinnean View Post
    If you're really Belgian, why do you have a German name?



    YiC, McUinnean, of that Ilk.
    I thought he was this guy.

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  • Brecht
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    Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

    @Lisa H
    Brother Daniel said people of Germany. He never said the whole of Germany.
    If the Germans are protectors of Christianity, why will they burn in hell then?


    @Lost Sheep McUinnean
    If you're really Belgian, why do you have a German name?
    The name's not German, but Flemish. Only Flemish people can pronounce it, as we are the only ones with the right flegm-sounds.

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  • Lost Sheep McUinnean
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    Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

    Originally posted by Brecht View Post
    Brother Daniel said the sax is Belgian. And one famous Belgian sax player is Bill Clinton, a model Belgian Citizen. His morals might be despicable, but he still is famous!



    Germany is one of the hated countries mentioned by Brother Daniel

    And I tend to believe him, since he brings up proof from Google! Corrected by google and with 2000+ hits!
    If you're really Belgian, why do you have a German name?



    YiC, McUinnean, of that Ilk.

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  • Lisa H
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    Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

    Originally posted by Brecht View Post
    Brother Daniel said the sax is Belgian. And one famous Belgian sax player is Bill Clinton, a model Belgian Citizen. His morals might be despicable, but he still is famous!



    Germany is one of the hated countries mentioned by Brother Daniel

    And I tend to believe him, since he brings up proof from Google! Corrected by google and with 2000+ hits!
    Brother Daniel said people of Germany. He never said the whole of Germany.

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  • Brecht
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    Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

    I think you're lying. The saxophone was obviously invented by America, since we created the Jazz Age in the 1920's. Quick: Name one famous Belgian saxophonist? You can't.
    Brother Daniel said the sax is Belgian. And one famous Belgian sax player is Bill Clinton, a model Belgian Citizen. His morals might be despicable, but he still is famous!

    God loves Germany.
    Germany is one of the hated countries mentioned by Brother Daniel

    And I tend to believe him, since he brings up proof from Google! Corrected by google and with 2000+ hits!

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  • Rev. Jim Osborne
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    Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

    Originally posted by Brecht View Post
    So you're saying Brother Daniel is lying?
    No, I said...

    Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne
    I think you're lying.

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  • Brecht
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    Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

    So you're saying Brother Daniel is lying?

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  • Rev. Jim Osborne
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    Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

    Originally posted by Brecht View Post
    Those are all hated countries. Does that mean the USA is a country hated by God as well? So that's is one reason already, now we just have to find seven more. No need to thank me!
    Why do you hate the USA? We saved you in World War II! If it wasn't for us, you wouldn't be speaking Belgian, but German, French, or whatever.

    When you mention Belgium's hated neighboring countries, you forgot to mention Germany. They too are godless! Even more than we are! I really loved the map where you mistake Switserland for Belgium. What did the Swiss ever do to you to deserve this comparison?
    Not true. God loves Germany.

    Not all of us Belgians stink, but Yves Leterme, the gay man you portrait below, does. He's not gay though, but he does seem to have a strange affection for goats. Although the sexual nature of the latter has not been proven... yet. Maybe it says so in your bible?
    I think he is a perfect example of a Belgian, for does not Jesus tell us in Matthew 7:16 Ye shall know them by their fruits. Do men gather grapes of thorns, or figs of thistles?

    Stupid as we are in believing that Mars is bigger than the Earth
    Yes, that is very stupid. Even the secular scientists know Mars is smaller than the Earth.

    we did invent the Saxophone. As we also invented the Audio cassette and CD-player. Which, as opposed to the sax, we all díd use.
    I think you're lying. The saxophone was obviously invented by America, since we created the Jazz Age in the 1920's. Quick: Name one famous Belgian saxophonist? You can't.

    As for the cassette and CD player, you're wrong. I have never, ever seen a tape player or CD player with "Made in Belgium" on it. They were invented by Americans, then we gave them to the Japanese as a gift, and the Japs utilized cheap Chinese, Taiwanese, and Malaysian labor to create them.

    We are poor, however. We're even so poor, evil and parasitic that we not only introduced the Euro, we even built the foundations of the modern day European Union, just so we're able to feed off our fellow union members. So maybe we're smart after all?!
    Yes, you are poor! As of current exchange rates, 1 Euro = 1.3 US dollars (or 1 US Dollar = .76 Euros). So for every dollar I have, you only have 75 cents! You people make 25% less than us.

    I guess we are indeed a nation filled with Anti-christs. So board up your homes and keep your women and children indoors: Belgium exists! We're closer than you think! We're even worse than you all fear and we're out to get you!

    Greetings from Belgium!
    I admire your honesty. Most people like to claim their country is "peaceful" and "enlightened" but you at least admit you're vicious monsters. I must give you credit for that.

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  • Brecht
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    Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

    Truly, you guys are hilarious Being Belgian myself, I really love being called Belgariums, and the fact that a corrected search with hits in Google is enough proof to verify it. I'd love to respond

    I specifically love the flag you use, as the filename even says: German_Flag.jpg. Great gag People here seem to think that because the flags have the same colors, they are the same flags. Which is great, because I seem to remember that the US flag has the same colors as the French and the Russian flag, not to mention the Serbian and the Dutch. It's just a bit redesigned.











    Those are all hated countries. Does that mean the USA is a country hated by God as well? So that's is one reason already, now we just have to find seven more. No need to thank me!

    When you mention Belgium's hated neighboring countries, you forgot to mention Germany. They too are godless! Even more than we are! I really loved the map where you mistake Switserland for Belgium. What did the Swiss ever do to you to deserve this comparison?

    Not all of us Belgians stink, but Yves Leterme, the gay man you portrait below, does. He's not gay though, but he does seem to have a strange affection for goats. Although the sexual nature of the latter has not been proven... yet. Maybe it says so in your bible?

    It's not that we're not smart enough to smell ourselves, by the way. Being capitalist pigs, we just love the smell of brands like Dior or Chanel. Woe us!

    The jew thing is not entirely accurate as well. That's only Antwerp.

    Stupid as we are in believing that Mars is bigger than the Earth and that the Earth is a globe (although I'd really like to read a Bible quote stating the Earth is flat), we did invent the Saxophone. As we also invented the Audio cassette and CD-player. Which, as opposed to the sax, we all díd use.

    We are poor, however. We're even so poor, evil and parasitic that we not only introduced the Euro, we even built the foundations of the modern day European Union, just so we're able to feed off our fellow union members. So maybe we're smart after all?!

    I guess we are indeed a nation filled with Anti-christs. So board up your homes and keep your women and children indoors: Belgium exists! We're closer than you think! We're even worse than you all fear and we're out to get you!

    Greetings from Belgium!

    Originally posted by Brother Daniel View Post
    8 REASONS WHY GOD HATES Belgium



    Belgium is located between 2 of the worst countries in the world, France and Holland. And is a mixture between these 2 hated countries.

    Come unto me, all ye that labour and are heavy laden, and I will give you rest. (Matthew 10:28)
    1.Belgium doesn't have a own language. One part speaks French and the other part speaks a Italian version of the Dutch language. (The language which they speak in the hated country: Holland) Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour.(Exodus 20:16)

    2. The people from Belgium never wash themself, so they stink. But they are to stupid to even smell it. They have ears, but they hear not: noses have they, but they smell not: (Psalms 115:6)


    3.
    They are also deaf, so they are screaming always. They also invented the megaphone. They have ears, but they hear not: noses have they, but they smell not: (Psalms 115:6)

    Yves leterme
    4.The Prime minister of Belgium: Yves Leterme is homosexual.(gay)
    The spirit of a man will sustain his infirmity; but a wounded spirit who can bear? (Proverbs 18:14)

    5.
    Belgium's economy is in such poor state that they made the Euro.(evil)
    If there be laid on him a sum of money, then he shall give for the ransom of his life whatsoever is laid upon him. (Exodus 21:30)


    6.
    In Belgium is normal to rape childeren in basements and to kill them. And if the servant shall plainly say, I love my master, my wife, and my children; I will not go out free: (Exodus 21:5)

    7.
    The people from Belgium are one of the most dumbest of Europe. They all believe that Mars is bigger then the earth and that the earth is not flat. And God said, Let the waters bring forth abundantly the moving creature that hath life, and fowl that may fly above the earth in the open firmament of heaven. (Genesis 1:20)

    8. 60% of Belgium is either gay or Jewish. Every single person in Belgium plays the Saxophone as they invented it.
    But the very hairs of your head are all numbered. (Matthew 10:30)



    The people from Belgium will all burn in hell, like these other countries like Denmark, Australia, England, The Netherlands, Scotland, New Zealand, Germany, France, Italy, Hungary, Russia, China, Japan, Korea, Mexico, Canada, Brazil, Argentina, Chile, Spain, Portugal, Norway, Sweden, Ukraine, Romania, Croatia, Serbia, Ethiopia, Nigeria, Somalia, Sudan, South Africa, Iceland, Vietnam, Cambodia, Guatemala, Algeria, Egypt, Saudia Arabia, Iran, Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Qatar, etc. If they don't praise Jesus


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  • Lost Sheep McUinnean
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    Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

    Apart from the horrendous Swedish or German language here, there is so much in this video that is wrong. Filmed in Belgium, of course.
    And what's a 'snaybahlla' they keep going on about.

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  • Ezekiel Bathfire
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    Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

    Don't schools in South Holland teach you to think? Psa. 12:6-7 tells US to preserve His Word, and as you say, that is in KJV1611.

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  • homelandsecurity
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    God promised to preserve His words (Psa. 12:6-7; Mat. 24:35). There has to be a preserved copy of God's pure words somewhere. If it isn't the KJV, then what is it?

    Belgium trully exists, why could we otherwise reply to this true christian wonderfull forum

    god bless Belgium

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  • Wide-Open
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    Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

    Originally posted by homelandsecurity View Post

    1. You get sexually excited in church while you're singing a hymnal.
    You can't sing a "hymnal".

    2. You are against same sex marriage because it will destroy the sanctity of marriage even though you have been divorced.
    Correct.

    3. You believe that a compassionate god let Hurricane Katrina kill thousands because prayer was taken out of public schools.
    Correct, although I object to the word compassionate.

    4. You voted for Bush.
    Duh!

    5. You believe Bush is doing god's will.
    This is a very old list isn't it. But yes, he was, unlike Osambo.

    6. You believe anyone who disagrees with your belief is going to hell.
    Correct.

    7. You believe that a god speaks to people.
    Correct.

    8. You believe what Pat Robertson says.
    Most of the time, although I think he's a bit liebral at times.

    9. You just gave your tithe and now you and your family are eating hot dogs for a month 'cause that was the last of your paycheck.
    What's wrong with that?

    10. You believe halloween is really an evil holiday.
    Correct.

    Friend, I'm afraid I don't get your point.

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