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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!
Truly, you guys are hilarious
Being Belgian myself, I really love being called Belgariums, and the fact that a corrected search with hits in Google is enough proof to verify it. I'd love to respond
I specifically love the flag you use, as the filename even says: German_Flag.jpg. Great gag People here seem to think that because the flags have the same colors, they are the same flags. Which is great, because I seem to remember that the US flag has the same colors as the French and the Russian flag, not to mention the Serbian and the Dutch. It's just a bit redesigned.
Those are all hated countries. Does that mean the USA is a country hated by God as well? So that's is one reason already, now we just have to find seven more. No need to thank me!
When you mention Belgium's hated neighboring countries, you forgot to mention Germany. They too are godless! Even more than we are! I really loved the map where you mistake Switserland for Belgium. What did the Swiss ever do to you to deserve this comparison?
Not all of us Belgians stink, but Yves Leterme, the gay man you portrait below, does. He's not gay though, but he does seem to have a strange affection for goats. Although the sexual nature of the latter has not been proven... yet. Maybe it says so in your bible?
It's not that we're not smart enough to smell ourselves, by the way. Being capitalist pigs, we just love the smell of brands like Dior or Chanel. Woe us!
The jew thing is not entirely accurate as well. That's only Antwerp.
Stupid as we are in believing that Mars is bigger than the Earth and that the Earth is a globe (although I'd really like to read a Bible quote stating the Earth is flat), we did invent the Saxophone. As we also invented the Audio cassette and CD-player. Which, as opposed to the sax, we all díd use.
We are poor, however. We're even so poor, evil and parasitic that we not only introduced the Euro, we even built the foundations of the modern day European Union, just so we're able to feed off our fellow union members. So maybe we're smart after all?!
I guess we are indeed a nation filled with Anti-christs. So board up your homes and keep your women and children indoors: Belgium exists! We're closer than you think! We're even worse than you all fear and we're out to get you!
Greetings from Belgium!
7. The people from Belgium are one of the most dumbest of Europe. They all believe that Mars is bigger then the earth and that the earth is not flat. And God said, Let the waters bring forth abundantly the moving creature that hath life, and fowl that may fly above the earth in the open firmament of heaven. (Genesis 1:20)
8. 60% of Belgium is either gay or Jewish. Every single person in Belgium plays the Saxophone as they invented it. But the very hairs of your head are all numbered. (Matthew 10:30)
The people from Belgium will all burn in hell, like these other countries like Denmark, Australia, England, The Netherlands, Scotland, New Zealand, Germany, France, Italy, Hungary, Russia, China, Japan, Korea, Mexico, Canada, Brazil, Argentina, Chile, Spain, Portugal, Norway, Sweden, Ukraine, Romania, Croatia, Serbia, Ethiopia, Nigeria, Somalia, Sudan, South Africa, Iceland, Vietnam, Cambodia, Guatemala, Algeria, Egypt, Saudia Arabia, Iran, Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Qatar, etc. If they don't praise Jesus
Truly, you guys are hilarious
Being Belgian myself, I really love being called Belgariums, and the fact that a corrected search with hits in Google is enough proof to verify it. I'd love to respond I specifically love the flag you use, as the filename even says: German_Flag.jpg. Great gag
People here seem to think that because the flags have the same colors, they are the same flags. Which is great, because I seem to remember that the US flag has the same colors as the French and the Russian flag, not to mention the Serbian and the Dutch. It's just a bit redesigned.Those are all hated countries. Does that mean the USA is a country hated by God as well? So that's is one reason already, now we just have to find seven more. No need to thank me!
When you mention Belgium's hated neighboring countries, you forgot to mention Germany. They too are godless! Even more than we are! I really loved the map where you mistake Switserland for Belgium. What did the Swiss ever do to you to deserve this comparison?
Not all of us Belgians stink, but Yves Leterme, the gay man you portrait below, does. He's not gay though, but he does seem to have a strange affection for goats. Although the sexual nature of the latter has not been proven... yet. Maybe it says so in your bible?
It's not that we're not smart enough to smell ourselves, by the way. Being capitalist pigs, we just love the smell of brands like Dior or Chanel. Woe us!
The jew thing is not entirely accurate as well. That's only Antwerp.
Stupid as we are in believing that Mars is bigger than the Earth and that the Earth is a globe (although I'd really like to read a Bible quote stating the Earth is flat), we did invent the Saxophone. As we also invented the Audio cassette and CD-player. Which, as opposed to the sax, we all díd use.
We are poor, however. We're even so poor, evil and parasitic that we not only introduced the Euro, we even built the foundations of the modern day European Union, just so we're able to feed off our fellow union members. So maybe we're smart after all?!
I guess we are indeed a nation filled with Anti-christs. So board up your homes and keep your women and children indoors: Belgium exists! We're closer than you think! We're even worse than you all fear and we're out to get you!
Greetings from Belgium!
Originally posted by Brother Daniel
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8 REASONS WHY GOD HATES Belgium
Belgium is located between 2 of the worst countries in the world, France and Holland. And is a mixture between these 2 hated countries.
Come unto me, all ye that labour and are heavy laden, and I will give you rest. (Matthew 10:28)
1.Belgium doesn't have a own language. One part speaks French and the other part speaks a Italian version of the Dutch language. (The language which they speak in the hated country: Holland) Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour.(Exodus 20:16)
2. The people from Belgium never wash themself, so they stink. But they are to stupid to even smell it. They have ears, but they hear not: noses have they, but they smell not: (Psalms 115:6)
3. They are also deaf, so they are screaming always. They also invented the megaphone. They have ears, but they hear not: noses have they, but they smell not: (Psalms 115:6)
Yves leterme
4.The Prime minister of Belgium: Yves Leterme is homosexual.(gay)
The spirit of a man will sustain his infirmity; but a wounded spirit who can bear? (Proverbs 18:14)
5. Belgium's economy is in such poor state that they made the Euro.(evil)
If there be laid on him a sum of money, then he shall give for the ransom of his life whatsoever is laid upon him. (Exodus 21:30)
6. In Belgium is normal to rape childeren in basements and to kill them. And if the servant shall plainly say, I love my master, my wife, and my children; I will not go out free: (Exodus 21:5)
Belgium is located between 2 of the worst countries in the world, France and Holland. And is a mixture between these 2 hated countries.
Come unto me, all ye that labour and are heavy laden, and I will give you rest. (Matthew 10:28)
1.Belgium doesn't have a own language. One part speaks French and the other part speaks a Italian version of the Dutch language. (The language which they speak in the hated country: Holland) Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour.(Exodus 20:16)
2. The people from Belgium never wash themself, so they stink. But they are to stupid to even smell it. They have ears, but they hear not: noses have they, but they smell not: (Psalms 115:6)
3. They are also deaf, so they are screaming always. They also invented the megaphone. They have ears, but they hear not: noses have they, but they smell not: (Psalms 115:6)
Yves leterme4.The Prime minister of Belgium: Yves Leterme is homosexual.(gay)
The spirit of a man will sustain his infirmity; but a wounded spirit who can bear? (Proverbs 18:14)
5. Belgium's economy is in such poor state that they made the Euro.(evil)
If there be laid on him a sum of money, then he shall give for the ransom of his life whatsoever is laid upon him. (Exodus 21:30)
6. In Belgium is normal to rape childeren in basements and to kill them. And if the servant shall plainly say, I love my master, my wife, and my children; I will not go out free: (Exodus 21:5)
7. The people from Belgium are one of the most dumbest of Europe. They all believe that Mars is bigger then the earth and that the earth is not flat. And God said, Let the waters bring forth abundantly the moving creature that hath life, and fowl that may fly above the earth in the open firmament of heaven. (Genesis 1:20)
8. 60% of Belgium is either gay or Jewish. Every single person in Belgium plays the Saxophone as they invented it. But the very hairs of your head are all numbered. (Matthew 10:30)
The people from Belgium will all burn in hell, like these other countries like Denmark, Australia, England, The Netherlands, Scotland, New Zealand, Germany, France, Italy, Hungary, Russia, China, Japan, Korea, Mexico, Canada, Brazil, Argentina, Chile, Spain, Portugal, Norway, Sweden, Ukraine, Romania, Croatia, Serbia, Ethiopia, Nigeria, Somalia, Sudan, South Africa, Iceland, Vietnam, Cambodia, Guatemala, Algeria, Egypt, Saudia Arabia, Iran, Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Qatar, etc. If they don't praise Jesus
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
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