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  • HellyH
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • Sep 2010
    • 63

    #61
    Re: 9 ACTUAL reasons why God hates Denmark:

    Originally posted by Warner S. Davidson View Post
    But you are Danish ..... Right

    Raping and harming people is by my understanding a significant component of your history and culture and even today is still taught in your national school curriculum.

    Then there is the matter of opium dens, pornography stores and IKEEA outlets on every street corner.
    .

    How do you explain all of this ???

    It is true, that the vikings were infamous for such terrible acts, but trough time we have changed. the vikings lived a thousand years ago. There're no longer anyone in Denmark, who think, that what the vikings did a thousand years ago, is something that by todays standards and laws would be acceptable.
    Raping is not something, that is taught at school.

    Drugs in Denmark is as illigal as it is in any other country. Dealing drugs and using them, are against the law. You can get a rescription by your doctor, if it is a drug that can help you get rid of an illness or help those already addicted to get out of the drugabuse.

    You are correct, their are pornografi stores in Denmark... unfortunatly.

    I am sorry, but could you please elaborate, why you link Ikea to Denmark sir?

    Best Regards

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    • Flat Earth
      Unsaved trash
      Under Investigation
      • Sep 2010
      • 12

      #62
      Re: 9 ACTUAL reasons why God hates Denmark:

      Originally posted by HellyH View Post

      I am sorry, but could you please elaborate, why you link Ikea to Denmark sir?

      Best Regards
      Well...your nation is almost identical with Sweden.
      Let's not even start with God damned place.

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      • JesperBechDane
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        • Sep 2010
        • 83

        #63
        Re: 9 ACTUAL reasons why God hates Denmark:

        I did some researching on statistics, and found that, on average,

        America has five times more murders each year pr inhabitant compared to Denmark.

        America has three times more rapes each year pr inhabitant compared to Denmark.

        America has the same number of thefts each year pr inhabitant compared to Denmark.

        America has thirteen times more accounts of aggravated assaults pr inhabitant compared to Denmark.

        I got these numbers from a database compiled by Baptists by the way, so you know it's all good. I would post the links but I've forgotten exactly where, I found them a few years back, the numbers are from 2007, but the trend has been rather steady in the time before that and I imagine now with Obama there the numbers of murders are up by a factor of ten at least, since he has empowered the gays to get married and fire back when shot upon, or so says my monthly Baptist newszine! They're also big on the KJV1611 and use (tm) a lot, I would think they are a sister Church of yours, I'll post something if I ever find out how to use my ungodly (it's an old one) camera on the computer, it's not advertised much because the liberal media likes to keep it a secret from the public there are sad times indeed

        JB

        ps. Try not to take this too seriously, even if it's Mostly the truth

        pps. I was really hoping we could keep the wild accusations out of this thread, and the understandable but also dangerous tendency for you to blindly leaping to each others defense, in your great trust for your fellow man you tend to do that, which is a very good sign, indeed, but regrettable when one of you becomes a bit too excited in their zeal to save heathens, by bringing them the 'truth' ...

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        • James Dewitt
          #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
          • Jan 2010
          • 6267

          #64
          Re: 9 ACTUAL reasons why God hates Denmark:

          Originally posted by JesperBechDane View Post
          I did some researching on statistics, and found that, on average,

          America has five times more murders each year pr inhabitant compared to Denmark.

          America has three times more rapes each year pr inhabitant compared to Denmark.

          America has the same number of thefts each year pr inhabitant compared to Denmark.

          America has thirteen times more accounts of aggravated assaults pr inhabitant compared to Denmark.

          I got these numbers from a database compiled by Baptists by the way, so you know it's all good. I would post the links but I've forgotten exactly where, I found them a few years back, the numbers are from 2007, but the trend has been rather steady in the time before that and I imagine now with Obama there the numbers of murders are up by a factor of ten at least, since he has empowered the gays to get married and fire back when shot upon, or so says my monthly Baptist newszine! They're also big on the KJV1611 and use ™ a lot, I would think they are a sister Church of yours, I'll post something if I ever find out how to use my ungodly (it's an old one) camera on the computer, it's not advertised much because the liberal media likes to keep it a secret from the public there are sad times indeed

          JB

          ps. Try not to take this too seriously, even if it's Mostly the truth

          pps. I was really hoping we could keep the wild accusations out of this thread, and the understandable but also dangerous tendency for you to blindly leaping to each others defense, in your great trust for your fellow man you tend to do that, which is a very good sign, indeed, but regrettable when one of you becomes a bit too excited in their zeal to save heathens, by bringing them the 'truth' ...
          Why do you think we want to get rid of Osamba and the rest of the namby pamby liberals? If we elect a person say like Sister Palin or Brother Huckabee we wont have these problems. When the Constitution is replaced with the KJV, proper actions will then take place, instead of jail time , we can just stone a sinner. Crime wont look so sweet then!

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          • Jelle99
            Fool
            • Sep 2010
            • 3

            #65
            Re: 9 ACTUAL reasons why God hates Denmark:

            Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
            Of Christianity has something to do with knowing the truth. I do wish you start believing in the Lord to help in your learning.
            Now, how did the word "believe" suddenly come up, if Christianity is about knowing the truth?
            If it was all about knowing the truth, you would not have written the word "believe", and we both know that.

            And you constantly suggest me to, once again, BELIEVE in God. The word "believe" once again. How can you say it is about knowing, when you constantly keep writing "believe"?

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            • Lisa H
              Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
              True Christian™
              • Jun 2010
              • 5070

              #66
              Re: 9 ACTUAL reasons why God hates Denmark:

              Originally posted by Jelle99 View Post
              Now, how did the word "believe" suddenly come up, if Christianity is about knowing the truth?
              If it was all about knowing the truth, you would not have written the word "believe", and we both know that.

              And you constantly suggest me to, once again, BELIEVE in God. The word "believe" once again. How can you say it is about knowing, when you constantly keep writing "believe"?
              That would have to be the most silly thing you have said. Of course believing in the Lord is important. Do you believe in your parents? of course you do, they exist, the same as God does.

              Here are some Bible verses about believing in the Lord. How's that for the truth.

              Genesis 15:6 And he believed in the LORD; and he counted it to him for righteousness.
              Exodus 4:31 And the people believed: and when they heard that the LORD had visited the children of Israel, and that he had looked upon their affliction, then they bowed their heads and worshipped.
              Numbers 20:12 And the LORD spake unto Moses and Aaron, Because ye believed me not, to sanctify me in the eyes of the children of Israel, therefore ye shall not bring this congregation into the land which I have given them
              2 Kings 17:14 Notwithstanding they would not hear, but hardened their necks, like to the neck of their fathers, that did not believe in the LORD their God.
              Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
              Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
              Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
              Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
              Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
              Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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              • Voice of the Demonic
                Unsaved trash, Foul witch
                • Nov 2010
                • 6

                #67
                Re: 9 ACTUAL reasons why God hates Denmark:

                Once again pants soiling, inbreed, mother humping, faithless, dead god worshiping, war mongering, oil stealing, fairness hating, failing-to-even-getting-their-dead-god-to-do-anything-at-all moralily corrupt Amercians fail to do their homework and bases their knowlegde on rumors and silly dead god morality.

                I am fully aware you will delete this since you are weak and cannot take this you dead god worshiping dogs.

                Glory to Dester, ninth of the True Gods, God of Peace.

                Glory to Maim, tenth of the True Gods, God of Theifery.
                And the great dragon was cast out, that old serpent, called the Devil, and Satan, which deceiveth the whole world: he was cast out into the earth, and his angels were cast out with him. Revelation 12:9

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                • Cranky Old Man
                  Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                  You kids get off his lawn!
                   
                  • Jan 2010
                  • 22350

                  #68
                  Re: 9 ACTUAL reasons why God hates Denmark:

                  Originally posted by Voice of the Divine View Post
                  I am fully aware you will delete this since you are weak and cannot take this you dead god worshiping dogs.
                  Why would we delete this? We prefer the world to see how stupid and horrible Atheists are. Thank you for helping us demonstrate that.

                  Matthew 5:10 "Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven."
                  5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                  To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                  James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78552

                    #69
                    Re: 9 ACTUAL reasons why God hates Denmark:

                    Originally posted by Voice of the Divine View Post
                    Glory to Dester, ninth of the True Gods, God of Peace.

                    Glory to Maim, tenth of the True Gods, God of Theifery.
                    This is a very powerful prayer against Witchcraft. This prayer can shut down witches and satanists like you forever. Being that this prayer basically shuts down the senders of the hexes and vexes by returning their evil to them sevenfold. I hurl it at you in Christ's name!

                    Father,
                    In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth, I plead the precious uncorruptable blood of Jesus over myself and my church and everything that belongs to us. I ask for giant warrior Angels to be loosed from Heaven to surround and protect us. As your war club and weapons of war I break down, undamn, and blow up all walls of protection around all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, and the like, and I break the power of all curses, hexes, vexes, spells, charms, fetishes, physic prayers, physic thought, all witchcraft, sorcery, magic, voodoo, all mind control, jinxes, potions, bewitchments, death, destruction, sickness, pain, torment, physic power, physic warfare, prayer chains, and everything else being sent my way or my family members way, and I return it and the demons to the senders right now!, SEVENFOLD, and I BIND it to them by the Blood of Jesus!

                    Father, I pray that these lost souls will find the light of your son Jesus.. Their own snares and traps have been set against themselves.. In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth I now loose them from all mindcontrol of satan!.. Father I also ask that you Bind the Holy Spirit to there hearts as a guide to your son Jesus.. So they may be set free from the bondages of satan.

                    In Jesus name I pray..
                    Amen
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • Gabriel Reproba
                      Head Attorney of Landover's Legal Team
                      The Most Honest Lawyer in America
                      True Christian™
                      • Nov 2009
                      • 2479

                      #70
                      Re: 9 ACTUAL reasons why God hates Denmark:

                      Originally posted by Jelle99 View Post
                      Now, how did the word "believe" suddenly come up, if Christianity is about knowing the truth?
                      If it was all about knowing the truth, you would not have written the word "believe", and we both know that.

                      And you constantly suggest me to, once again, BELIEVE in God. The word "believe" once again. How can you say it is about knowing, when you constantly keep writing "believe"?
                      Do you "know" that the Big Bang happened or do you "believe" it? See how that are synonymous?
                      Yours In Christ,

                      Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

                      Further reading to help you become a True Christian™

                      Stoning Sinners: A How-To Guide
                      Scientific Study: Bible is NOT "All About Love"
                      The One Sin Jesus Says He Won't EVER Forgive!
                      Should we only follow SOME of the Bible?
                      How will YOU sacrifice your kids?
                      20 Questions To See If Your Son Is A Fag
                      God: Dress Like A Whore...Get Raped!
                      Bible: If You Love Your Wife, Beat Her!
                      Logic and Bible Agree: Gay is a choice!
                      Nursery Rhymes Teach kids that Christ is Lord!
                      There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"
                      Science: People are Only Islamic Because They are Depressed!

                      Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.

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                      • Voice of the Demonic
                        Unsaved trash, Foul witch
                        • Nov 2010
                        • 6

                        #71
                        Re: 9 ACTUAL reasons why God hates Denmark:

                        I just knew you where gonna do something to my posts, I just dident know what. Oh this Website is just delicious, I can allmost tast the Corruption and Madness that apears on my screen. I will hence forth take you under my watch. To see to it that you are being observed and mayby in an ideal furture work as slaves in my cotton fields.

                        Of course you it would not be an ideal for you since you are both Racists and the worst of all dead-god worshipers.

                        Then again Mayby I should known better that not tourching you with anything less than a ten meters pole.

                        I really find your smeilies very fascinating, truely a dead-gods servants work. My favourties
                        I do wonder where you found the mindpower to make them.

                        This one is truely a tribute to both Zaltal, God of Igronance and Mut, God of Zealotry.

                        P.S. the idea to change my name to Voice of "the Demonic" from The Divine was really funny, I think I will stick around and have some fun with you fellows, Mayby even grace you with words form The Shadow of The Pale Moon, True Book of the Gods.
                        And the great dragon was cast out, that old serpent, called the Devil, and Satan, which deceiveth the whole world: he was cast out into the earth, and his angels were cast out with him. Revelation 12:9

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                        • Lisa H
                          Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
                          True Christian™
                          • Jun 2010
                          • 5070

                          #72
                          Re: 9 ACTUAL reasons why God hates Denmark:

                          Originally posted by Voice of the Demonic View Post
                          I just knew you where gonna do something to my posts, I just dident know what. Oh this Website is just delicious, I can allmost tast the Corruption and Madness that apears on my screen. I will hence forth take you under my watch. To see to it that you are being observed and mayby in an ideal furture work as slaves in my cotton fields.

                          Of course you it would not be an ideal for you since you are both Racists and the worst of all dead-god worshipers.

                          Then again Mayby I should known better that not tourching you with anything less than a ten meters pole.

                          I really find your smeilies very fascinating, truely a dead-gods servants work. My favourties
                          I do wonder where you found the mindpower to make them.

                          This one is truely a tribute to both Zaltal, God of Igronance and Mut, God of Zealotry.

                          P.S. the idea to change my name to Voice of "the Demonic" from The Divine was really funny, I think I will stick around and have some fun with you fellows, Mayby even grace you with words form The Shadow of The Pale Moon, True Book of the Gods.
                          Have the demons infected you again. You are ranting your demonic talk again.
                          Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                          Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                          Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                          Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                          Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                          Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                          • Levi Jones
                            Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                            Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                            Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                             
                            • Jul 2009
                            • 13930

                            #73
                            Re: 9 ACTUAL reasons why God hates Denmark:

                            Originally posted by Voice of the Demonic View Post
                            I just knew you where gonna do something to my posts, I just dident know what. Oh this Website is just delicious, I can allmost tast the Corruption and Madness that apears on my screen. I will hence forth take you under my watch. To see to it that you are being observed and mayby in an ideal furture work as slaves in my cotton fields.

                            Of course you it would not be an ideal for you since you are both Racists and the worst of all dead-god worshipers.
                            Who are you, again? Do you worship Gozar or something?

                            We are not racists, either.

                            Originally posted by Voice of the Demonic View Post
                            Mayby even grace you with words form The Shadow of The Pale Moon, True Book of the Gods.
                            Well now, don't go out of your way for us or anything.
                            Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                            • stor-prik
                              Unsaved trash, swedish idjit
                              • Dec 2010
                              • 2

                              #74
                              Re: 9 ACTUAL reasons why God hates Denmark:

                              Hi im, a dane. Yes we do drink and have sex alot, also we do smoke tobacco and hash often. But why hate us? God never ment to hate anyone. Besides, America shouldn't get started on this, your own country isn't as great as you think. You have millions of crack addicts, drug smugleres, muderes, illegal immigrants, biggest porn industry, you are hated all most all around the world (Except for Australia who is licking your ass).

                              Denmark is known to men as the happiest country on the planet. America is nr 32. Do i have to say more? Face it, you are the doomed souls, may you all burn in hell cock sucking mothafuckas, Denmark will come rape yo ass's man, fuck you white ass hill billy mothafucka's, imma bust a cap in yo ass the next time imma se ya!

                              And im a very christian catholic.

                              WALLA KURWA

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                              • Nobar King
                                Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                                Christ's Guardian
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2007
                                • 23748

                                #75
                                Re: 9 ACTUAL reasons why God hates Denmark:

                                Originally posted by stor-pik89 View Post
                                you are hated all most all around the world (Except for Australia who is licking your ass).
                                It's good to know that Australia is still the leading most hated country around the world.
                                May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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