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4 reasons why GOD HATES QUEBEC!
4 reasons why GOD HATES QUEBEC!
1. Selling the homosexual lifestyle to children. Bon-bon means candy. Homme means man. SO BonHomme means Candyman, right? Quebec city's mascot is this Bonhomme-Candyman:
Now if that's not promoting homosexuality to children, what is?
2. Profanity. "Not that which goes into the mouth defiles a man; but that which comes out of the mouth, this defiles a man. - Matt 15:11". Quebec's language is a dialect of French, with one major difference: it has more profanities than any other language. Even more than Russian. Worse, most of these terms are blasphemies. Despite having this huge variety of filth to choose from, they keep the Canadian habit of treating the F-word as a comma. (As in "Good morning, F***, how's your day, F***" the F-word has mostly replaced "eh" in the Canadian dialect.) Shocked tourists say it's common to hear french teenagers having conversations in french, with the english f-word popping up every 5 words or so.
3. Lies. Just separate already! Quebec keeps threatening to separate, but instead of having a proper Montreal Tea Party and fighting a war of independence, they go for referendums. Referendums where they can't even ask the straight up question "Wanna separate?" but instead waffle on in a whole paragraph of nonsense until nobody knows what they're voting for. I would say that this passive-agressive nonsense is cowardly and unmanly, but I know that the real reason is that separatism is just a bluff, to get more handouts from the productive parts of Canada (Specifically Alberta, Alberta, and Alberta). God hates liars, so one day Canadians will call you on your bluff.
4. Lust and sperm-murder: Corrupting anglophone youth with porn. Generations of youth in Ontario, New Brunswick, and New England been scarred by the late-night nudie shows on Quebec's TV stations, especially THQ (probably stands for "T*ts and Hienies for al Queda). This tradition continues into the internet age, with Montreal being a major center for porn. Montreal porn is even worse than normal because they have stars like Christine Young who are too pretty for porn. Most Porn stars are like industrial equipment: functional and durable, with no thought given to how they look. By adding prettiness to porn Quebec is furthering Satan's plan to turn our children into lust-filled self-abusers.
REPENT, SINNERS! JESUS IS COMING!
1. Selling the homosexual lifestyle to children. Bon-bon means candy. Homme means man. SO BonHomme means Candyman, right? Quebec city's mascot is this Bonhomme-Candyman:
Now if that's not promoting homosexuality to children, what is?
2. Profanity. "Not that which goes into the mouth defiles a man; but that which comes out of the mouth, this defiles a man. - Matt 15:11". Quebec's language is a dialect of French, with one major difference: it has more profanities than any other language. Even more than Russian. Worse, most of these terms are blasphemies. Despite having this huge variety of filth to choose from, they keep the Canadian habit of treating the F-word as a comma. (As in "Good morning, F***, how's your day, F***" the F-word has mostly replaced "eh" in the Canadian dialect.) Shocked tourists say it's common to hear french teenagers having conversations in french, with the english f-word popping up every 5 words or so.
3. Lies. Just separate already! Quebec keeps threatening to separate, but instead of having a proper Montreal Tea Party and fighting a war of independence, they go for referendums. Referendums where they can't even ask the straight up question "Wanna separate?" but instead waffle on in a whole paragraph of nonsense until nobody knows what they're voting for. I would say that this passive-agressive nonsense is cowardly and unmanly, but I know that the real reason is that separatism is just a bluff, to get more handouts from the productive parts of Canada (Specifically Alberta, Alberta, and Alberta). God hates liars, so one day Canadians will call you on your bluff.
4. Lust and sperm-murder: Corrupting anglophone youth with porn. Generations of youth in Ontario, New Brunswick, and New England been scarred by the late-night nudie shows on Quebec's TV stations, especially THQ (probably stands for "T*ts and Hienies for al Queda). This tradition continues into the internet age, with Montreal being a major center for porn. Montreal porn is even worse than normal because they have stars like Christine Young who are too pretty for porn. Most Porn stars are like industrial equipment: functional and durable, with no thought given to how they look. By adding prettiness to porn Quebec is furthering Satan's plan to turn our children into lust-filled self-abusers.
REPENT, SINNERS! JESUS IS COMING!
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