[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Why God Hates Canada

The point of that entire article was to prove using statistics gained in a scientific fashion to prove that contrary to your belief, your particular religious sect is not likely to "inherit the earth". To the contrary the prevalence of Christianity and religion in general has seen a serious downward trend in recent years. That i personally do not plan to have more than three children was a very minor point, meant to point out that having a very large number of children so as to indoctrinate them is hurting the world in general, and is very selfish.

So? God commands us to do so.

[kaytopher]

Re: Why God Hates Canada

The point of that entire article was to prove using statistics gained in a scientific fashion to prove that contrary to your belief, your particular religious sect is not likely to "inherit the earth". To the contrary the prevalence of Christianity and religion in general has seen a serious downward trend in recent years. That i personally do not plan to have more than three children was a very minor point, meant to point out that having a very large number of children so as to indoctrinate them is hurting the world in general, and is very selfish.

[Sister Kitty]

Re: Why God Hates Canada

I would consider more, but the fact is that the world is having a serious problem with overpopulation and i'd prefer not to add to it by having, let's say; twelve children.

Good for you. And that's why my descendants will inherit the Earth.

You made me smile again. That almost never happens twice in one day. My gratitude.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Why God Hates Canada

Time to waste some time arguing with people who are quite likely to refuse to see the other side of any argument. I'm even going to go the honorable route. I will argue from the side of ethics and reason. I swear from this point forward not to use any ad hominem arguments. Okay, now that's out of the way, let's get to arguing, should be fun. "Good luck with that, little boy. Only one little problem with that, 'people like us' actually reproduce as God has commanded (I have 12, all devout), while your sad, self-absorbed ilk do not. The future belongs to us. Enjoy your lattes and your self-imposed extinction. And enjoy Hell. Not much makes me smile, but this makes me smile." Well let's look at evidence, shall we? The estimated percentage of the population who claim to be christian is 33. This includes every sect of Christianity. From protestant to catholic to quakers. Those who claim no religion claim 16 percent of the population. Those who claim no belief in any religious doctrine make up the largest percent of the population of any specific belief system. It is also the largest growing demographic in most developed countries, followed by Christianity and Buddhism. As for your claims of "my type" becoming extinct, i plan on having two or three children. I would consider more, but the fact is that the world is having a serious problem with overpopulation and i'd prefer not to add to it by having, let's say; twelve children.

You secularists can't even figure out which is the correct hole to stick it in. I doubt you'll be having very many kids.

[kaytopher]

Re: Why God Hates Canada

Time to waste some time arguing with people who are quite likely to refuse to see the other side of any argument. I'm even going to go the honorable route. I will argue from the side of ethics and reason. I swear from this point forward not to use any ad hominem arguments. Okay, now that's out of the way, let's get to arguing, should be fun. "Good luck with that, little boy. Only one little problem with that, 'people like us' actually reproduce as God has commanded (I have 12, all devout), while your sad, self-absorbed ilk do not. The future belongs to us. Enjoy your lattes and your self-imposed extinction. And enjoy Hell. Not much makes me smile, but this makes me smile." Well let's look at evidence, shall we? The estimated percentage of the population who claim to be christian is 33. This includes every sect of Christianity. From protestant to catholic to quakers. Those who claim no religion claim 16 percent of the population. Those who claim no belief in any religious doctrine make up the largest percent of the population of any specific belief system. It is also the largest growing demographic in most developed countries, followed by Christianity and Buddhism. As for your claims of "my type" becoming extinct, i plan on having two or three children. I would consider more, but the fact is that the world is having a serious problem with overpopulation and i'd prefer not to add to it by having, let's say; twelve children.

[Sister Kitty]

Re: Why God Hates Canada

God, this entire thread is hilarious. No, actually it's just kind of sad. I want to believe you people aren't serious, but i know that's just positive thinking. No the reality is far worse. There are people who are just that stupid, ignorant and bigoted. Thanks for giving me a further reason to doubt my entire species. My only hope is that people like you remain nothing more than an outspoken minority.

Good luck with that, little boy. Only one little problem with that, 'people like us' actually reproduce as God has commanded (I have 12, all devout), while your sad, self-absorbed ilk do not. The future belongs to us.

Enjoy your lattes and your self-imposed extinction. And enjoy Hell. Not much makes me smile, but this makes me smile.

[kaytopher]

Re: Why God Hates Canada

God, this entire thread is hilarious. No, actually it's just kind of sad. I want to believe you people aren't serious, but i know that's just positive thinking. No the reality is far worse. There are people who are just that stupid, ignorant and bigoted. Thanks for giving me a further reason to doubt my entire species. My only hope is that people like you remain nothing more than an outspoken minority.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Canada

Hmmm, is it written anywhere in Bible that Jesus hates Canadians? What about other nations?

What you're displaying is not cleverness, it's willful ignorance.

Though the Bible does not say, "God hates Canada", it does say things like, "God hates people who do X". Therefore, if Canadians do X, it's a perfectly reasonable inference that God hates Canada.

[repentant* sinner]

Re: Canada

And what does this question have to do with Christian parenting?

Please pay attention to the topic of the thread before making a post, ok?

I'll go ahead and move this one...

To answer your question, you only need to look at THIS thread.

You are our communist neighbors to the north. You are our northern province, waiting for the day that we are bored enough to send in a few hundred marines to put you under Marshall Law. You are hated by God for being half-french, and especially for allowing radical queers to take over your government.

If you had any sense at all, you'd apply for a Green Card today and beg our Godly President to accept you as an American. Jesus is going to smite your Godless cesspool of a country any day now.

Hmmm, is it written anywhere in Bible that Jesus hates Canadians? What about other nations?

[John Creeser]

Re: Why God Hates Canada

do you realize that there is something called the UN (thats the united nations) both canada and america are in the UN, and therefore they can not attack eachoter. of one of the countries from the UN is attacked. the other countries are obligated to help them. so if USA attack canada they would have the rest of the UN hating them

eachoter? Who's that? Never heard of that country? Is it a person maybe, European name perhaps?

[Sister Kitty]

Re: Why God Hates Canada

do you realize that there is something called the UN (thats the united nations) both canada and america are in the UN, and therefore they can not attack eachoter. of one of the countries from the UN is attacked. the other countries are obligated to help them. so if USA attack canada they would have the rest of the UN hating them

Oh no! Not the UN!!

I'm sure Washington is quaking with fear over the possibility of receiving a sternly worded letter.

[eliot mayfield]

Re: Why God Hates Canada

do you realize that there is something called the UN (thats the united nations) both canada and america are in the UN, and therefore they can not attack eachoter. of one of the countries from the UN is attacked. the other countries are obligated to help them. so if USA attack canada they would have the rest of the UN hating them

Like Libya?

[lille55]

Re: Why God Hates Canada

Ok, so lets see if I "get" the so-called cannuckistani "jokes" on this TV show.

Some queer Cannuck sneaks up on law-abiding, freedom-loving Americans, tells them outrageous lies, and then records their sincere replys attached to a laugh track from the 1960's. Is that about it?

Do you realize that we could send in a squad of the Landover Baptist Boy Scouts and take over your Godless "country" in about 20 minutes?

Oh, sorry. I'll translate for you. "Aboot" 20 minutes is what I meant.

do you realize that there is something called the UN (thats the united nations) both canada and america are in the UN, and therefore they can not attack eachoter. of one of the countries from the UN is attacked. the other countries are obligated to help them. so if USA attack canada they would have the rest of the UN hating them

[Brother Enoch]

Re: Why God Hates Canada

-Sigh- I'm sure there is just as much consumption of weed in the USA. I myself don't take part in it. I used celebs as examples because many Americans look up to them. But in the end, the point is:
Canada is not going to hell. The USA is not going to hell. Individuals may, sure, but when it comes down to it, no one country is perfect and every country has it's sinners. My cousin and I, we really like the opinions of alloneword1 and captain diabetus. My cousin showed me the posts. He doesn't see why they were banned, and neither do I.
In the end, Canada and the USA are so similar it's not even funny. So, if we're going to hell, so are you.

Uhuh. I'm not going to Hell. Why? Because I'm a True Christian™. Are you a True Christian™? No? Enjoy Hell, the heat is free! And I know Canadians like free stuff almost as much as joos.

[Trollface1]

Re: Why God Hates Canada

-Sigh- I'm sure there is just as much consumption of weed in the USA. I myself don't take part in it. I used celebs as examples because many Americans look up to them. But in the end, the point is:
Canada is not going to hell. The USA is not going to hell. Individuals may, sure, but when it comes down to it, no one country is perfect and every country has it's sinners. My cousin and I, we really like the opinions of alloneword1 and captain diabetus. My cousin showed me the posts. He doesn't see why they were banned, and neither do I.
In the end, Canada and the USA are so similar it's not even funny. So, if we're going to hell, so are you.