[kiki05]

Re: Why God Hates Canada

That's just wrong on so many levels! God hates FALSE Christians. The Landoverians don't owe anyone anything, and neither does America. Why? Because we have the nukes. So we get the oil that the damn ragheads and beaners pre-stole from us just like the injuns did with our country, and we get anything else we want. Because GOD gave us the power and the Glory!

how ignorant can you be
"pre-stole"?
you americans are the greedy bastard trying to steal everything from everyone else
and god doesn't like greedy slefish people full of pride now does he

[spongeboy]

Re: Canada

ROFLMAO!!! You're kinda forgetting our other official language, babe! "Canadienne" is perfectly fine French. Just don't capitalize it unless it's at the start of a sentence.

French is evil, don't you know that already? The site only understands english at a grade 2 level of comprehension.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: Why God Hates Canada

Hooray for hippocrytes!

And I am surprised this entire site is for real. I could have never imagined that such ignorance could exist. You people are the reason why every country hates americans. Maybe you should pay off that 80 trillion debt load your country has before you start calling other countries, especially Canada, a cesspool. Stop calling mexico and mexicans a dirty country when America is in debt to mexico!

America is spiralling into disaster and they are doing everything they can to bring everyone with them.

God Hates America.

Get your facts straight heathen, the national debt is only 9 trillion dollars. No one is forcing anyone to buy our T-Bills. Each American Dollar is printed with "In God We Trust" on it and people like that – Jesus backs the American Dollar and the Power of the United States Economy.

Glory!

[spongeboy]

Re: Why God Hates Canada

Get your facts straight heathen, the national debt is only 9 trillion dollars. No one is forcing anyone to buy our T-Bills. Each American Dollar is printed with "In God We Trust" on it and people like that – Jesus backs the American Dollar and the Power of the United States Economy.

Glory!

Unfortunatley too many of those bills are being printed and the effectiveness of the tagline 'In god we trust' Is wearing off along with the power of the american dollar.

Americas national debt is also increasing at a rate of almost 2 billion per day. But then again the world is doing a righteous thing and donating their money to the worlds largest charity fund: America

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: Why God Hates Canada

God hates america for the exact attitude you are expressing.

Having the power to destroy all of his creations ten times over is one of the reasons god hates america.

And about the native americans: The land was theirs and americans stole it from them. The arabs did not steal americas oil, it was their to begin with.

Oh, I suppose the Indians had an advanced civilization when God's chosen arrived here. We just took over all the interstate highway systems, strip coal mines, steel mills, automobile plants, cell phone towers, cattle ranches, and aircraft plants from them.

The arabs were wondering around in their deserts on camels on top of all that oil for centuries. The did not even know it was there, much less what to do with it.

If it wasn't for America all you cannuks would be bowing to Mecca 5 times a day.

[spongeboy]

Re: Why God Hates Canada

Oh, I suppose the Indians had an advanced civilization when God's chosen arrived here. We just took over all the interstate highway systems, strip coal mines, steel mills, automobile plants, cell phone towers, cattle ranches, and aircraft plants from them.

The arabs were wondering around in their deserts on camels on top of all that oil for centuries. The did not even know it was there, much less what to do with it.

If it wasn't for America all you cannuks would be bowing to Mecca 5 times a day.

So what you are saying is that if somebody wants the sludge under your shack they can kick you out of your swamp to claim the sludge underneath you were not using, they bulldoze your shack and kick you off your land so that they can take your dirt because you weren't using it?

And I do not understand how a bunch of arabs who apparentley do nothing but wander around a desert could convert Canada to Islam. Last time America launched an offensive into canada it wasn't sucessful so I don't see how your divine influence is strong enough to keep out Islam from our own country when you have more mosques sprouting up each day in your own back yard than in Canada.



Also what happens to America when Mexico and all the countried in asia stop lending to America and raise the interest rates of the loans?

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Why God Hates Canada

Yeah, cause every 19 year old catholic has kids..

Well that’s what becomes of catliks, that and a house full of priests, all after your mortal soul, telling you to have more for the anti-Christ.

Why look, its a Christian who believes stereotypical crap like all the rest.. what shock!

Well, well, aren't all women just the same!? I should imagine as a papist wench, you’d believe anything. I bet no priest has ever told you that you could do their job.

And just to help you with a little vocabulary, just because you're inbred is no reason to miss spell simple words.. Canadienne isn't a word.. Canadian or Canadianism ok?

Actor/Actress, Author/Authress but strangely as you’re half a cheese-eating surrender monkey, the feminine is French influenced “Canadienne”.

So how about you take you're under intelligent head out of your over inflated fat ass, and go back to your materialistic spoiled ideals you call life. Or in simple terms, for your simple mind, the dirty vagina you crawled out of.

Dear, dear, were you stamping your little foot and crying when you wrote that?

Those tantrums will not cut any ice on this forum, Miss. If you want to get yourself a good catch in marriage (and there's some good men here at Landover all with the advantage of a Green Card for you) you better start mending your ways. Wilfulness in a woman can be attractive, but not if taken to extremes, that tongue of yours is going to turn Godly men from you and you’re not getting any younger.

[heatherc]

Re: Why God Hates Canada

Well that’s what becomes of catliks, that and a house full of priests, all after your mortal soul, telling you to have more for the anti-Christ.

Well, well, aren't all women just the same!? I should imagine as a papist wench, you’d believe anything. I bet no priest has ever told you that you could do their job.

Actor/Actress, Author/Authress but strangely as you’re half a cheese-eating surrender monkey, the feminine is French influenced “Canadienne”.

So how about you take you're under intelligent head out of your over inflated fat ass, and go back to your materialistic spoiled ideals you call life. Or in simple terms, for your simple mind, the dirty vagina you crawled out of.

Dear, dear, were you stamping your little foot and crying when you wrote that?

Those tantrums will not cut any ice on this forum, Miss. I think that if you want to get yourself a good catch in marriage you better start mending your ways. Wilfulness in a woman can be attractive, but not if taken to extremes, that tongue of yours is going to turn Godly men from you and you’re not getting any younger.[/quote]


HAHA!!

Oh dear.. that made me laugh, quite a bit.. thank you for your huge load of crap.. It made my night..

And to try and keep you informed, there are women priests, many people, including myself, don't believe in women priests, so we call them Christians, you know, just not good enough to be Catholic.

Also, I'm lactose intolerant, so I wouldn't be eating cheese, try and remember that ok?

Furthermore, I'm not trying to "cut any ice on this forum", and as for the so called good men, well, so long as they aren't dirty christian yanks, and I wasn't already taken, I would be more then willing to speak with them.

[Wide-Open]

Re: Why God Hates Canada

And to try and keep you informed, there are women priests, many people, including myself, don't believe in women priests

Of course you don't. They can't bugger altarboys unless they use a strapon can they now?

Also, I'm lactose intolerant

You could have dropped the word lactose there, you vile papist bulldyke.

[heatherc]

Re: Why God Hates Canada

Of course you don't. They can't bugger altarboys unless they use a strapon can they now?



You could have dropped the word lactose there, you vile papist bulldyke.

You could have dropped the decent human being act, no one believed that filth like you could pull it off, you egotistical, degenerate, sac of self loathing crap.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Why God Hates Canada

You could have dropped the decent human being act, no one believed that filth like you could pull it off, you egotistical, degenerate, sac of self loathing crap.

Dear, dear, we are angry today aren't we? Wrong time of the month? You really should keep yourself away from men when you have the painters in.

Your intolerances also seem to stretch to many other things. I think it could be The Lord who has cursed you for your bad ways.

We here at Landover are doing our very best to save you and what do you do in return? Throw a hissy-fit! Think for a moment, is that being grateful? Women should be modest in all things. We know that you women are not as intelligent as men but, as someone else once said, "It is better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt."

Verses you might like to learn:
1Tm:5:14: I will therefore that the younger women marry, bear children, guide the house, give none occasion to the adversary to speak reproachfully.

Ti:2:4: That they may teach the young women to be sober, to love their husbands, to love their children,

1Co:7:34: There is difference also between a wife and a virgin. The unmarried woman careth for the things of the Lord, that she may be holy both in body and in spirit: but she that is married careth for the things of the world, how she may please her husband.

1Co:11:3: But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Canada

Yeah, cause every 19 year old catholic has kids..

Why look, its a Christian who believes stereotypical crap like all the rest.. what shock!

At least you admit that "Catholic" and "Christian" are mutually exclusive terms. There may be hope for you yet. I'll remember you the next time I go into my prayer closet.

And just to help you with a little vocabulary, just because you're inbred is no reason to miss spell simple words.. Canadienne isn't a word.. Canadian or Canadianism ok?

So how about you take you're [sic — should be "your"] under intelligent head out of your over inflated fat ass, and go back to your materialistic spoiled ideals you call life. Or in simple terms, for your simple mind, the dirty vagina you crawled out of.

Unless I'm mistaken, "irony" is a word, and it applies here.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Why God Hates Canada

So what you are saying is that if somebody wants the sludge under your shack they can kick you out of your swamp to claim the sludge underneath you were not using, they bulldoze your shack and kick you off your land so that they can take your dirt because you weren't using it?

Absolutely! God has sent armies marching to throw people off their lands and enslave them since day 1. Maybe you have forgotten the various Popes ordering the deaths of millions of people. Does the word'Crusades" ring a bell? How about "Inquisition"? And if they weren't an approved tribe, they were all slaughtered, except the virgins. Which wouldn't be a worry in Canuckistan.

And I do not understand how a bunch of arabs who apparentley do nothing but wander around a desert could convert Canada to Islam.

Because Canadians are airheads who will believe anything someone with an accent tells them.

Last time America launched an offensive into canada it wasn't sucessful so I don't see how your divine influence is strong enough to keep out Islam from our own country when you have more mosques sprouting up each day in your own back yard than in Canada.

The last time we had a picnic across the border in 1814 it was a draw because all the Canadians ran away and we couldn't find anything there worth fighting for. It was a damn swamp. After waiting for the Canadians to come back and fight (which they never did), the latrines eventually filled up and our boys waded back across the river, thankful to get back to a civilized land.

Also what happens to America when Mexico and all the countried in asia stop lending to America and raise the interest rates of the loans?

They will go broke. WE have the nukes, remember? They have melon pickers and yellow asian monkeys.

[Captain James T. Kirk]

Re: Why God Hates Canada

And to try and keep you informed, there are women priests, many people, including myself, don't believe in women priests, so we call them Christians, you know, just not good enough to be Catholic.

You could have dropped the decent human being act, no one believed that filth like you could pull it off, you egotistical, degenerate, sac of self loathing crap.

LOL! I can't believe how often yesterday and now today I've been driven to kinda side with the fundies, or at least say something against fellow anti-fundies, but speaking of self-loathing...

[Darren Ingram-Myers]

Re: Why God Hates Canada

Canada is a wonderful country. Like many people I know, I've been meaning to emigrate to Canada for some time now. I'm sure I'll get around to it eventually.