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  • Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

    Originally posted by jessiesue the halfwit View Post
    well actually right i am a BITCH
    There you are dear, I was right all along.
    Now that we are friends again and I've forgiven you, how about we chat about our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ?

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    • Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

      sure why not, tell you what why dont we hang ourselves from a cross to feel closer to him, but u know what i'll meet u there so i can laugh IN YOUR FACE mofo catch u on da flip side init bruv waaasssssssss upppppppppppppppp Son of Ham?
      Last edited by Brother Temperance; 06-02-2008, 11:10 PM. Reason: Removed intolerably hateful racist outburst
      sure!

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      • Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

        Originally posted by jessiesue the halfwit View Post
        this is for u Sister Mary Maria
        Is Your Child a Godless...
        Reason: Being a Sassy-Mouthed Feminazi Witch
        05-28-2008 02:17 PM by Sister Mary Maria
        theres your proof now who is the retard dont you dare ever call me a liar again i suggest you write a retraction LIAR!!!!!!!!!
        I didn't understand very much of that, but I'm pretty sure that you're still the retard.
        Originally posted by jessiesue the halfwit View Post
        i have never met people like u your all retarded!!!!!! the point i was making was that she lied about calling me a bitch! tell me thats ok now
        I fear this poor mongoloid may be possessed by a demon of irony. But yeah, if it'll make you feel better, I'm perfectly prepared to tell you that calling you a bitch is ok.
        Originally posted by jessiesue the halfwit View Post
        sure why not, tell you what why dont we hang ourselves from a cross to feel closer to him, but u know what i'll meet u there so i can laugh IN YOUR FACE mofo catch u on da flip side init bruv waaasssssssss upppppppppppppppp Son of Ham?
        Did you just OD on KFC or something?
        Last edited by Mrs. Mary Whitford; 06-02-2008, 11:56 PM. Reason: See above
        O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



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        • Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

          Originally posted by jessiesue the halfwit View Post
          this is for u Sister Mary Maria
          Is Your Child a Godless...
          Reason: Being a Sassy-Mouthed Feminazi Witch
          05-28-2008 02:17 PM by Sister Mary Maria
          theres your proof now who is the retard dont you dare ever call me a liar again i suggest you write a retraction LIAR!!!!!!!!!
          You obviously can't read, but I am starting to believe that you are indeed the b-word.
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          • Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

            That was a lot of infractions for one day! Whew!!
            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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              indeed lets see how many i get tomorrow!!!!!
              sure!

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              • Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

                Originally posted by jessiesue the halfwit View Post
                indeed lets see how many i get tomorrow!!!!!
                Friend,

                I do hope you are not trolling us. Landover has no room for people who post controversial statements behind made up names just to create shock and outrage.

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                • Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

                  Originally posted by jessiesue the halfwit View Post
                  sure why not, tell you what why dont we hang ourselves from a cross to feel closer to him, but u know what i'll meet u there so i can laugh IN YOUR FACE mofo catch u on da flip side init bruv waaasssssssss upppppppppppppppp Son of Ham?
                  Is this what a genuine Abo talks like?

                  How in the world will sub-humans like this ever comprehend the glorious Good News of Jesus' Love?

                  Will you show them the alternative by lighting them on fire?
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                  • Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

                    When I went on a fact finding mission to Australia the only thing I ever heard from the Abos was "godda dolla mate" or "wad you lookin at cappin cook c&*t." I had no idea what they were saying and there was always a lot of drooling involved. I don't think it was water in those bottles.
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                    says, "Suffer not a witch to live." Deuteronomy 18:10 says, "There shall not be found among you any one that maketh his son or his daughter to pass through the fire, or that useth divination, or an observer of times, or an enchanter, or a witch."

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                    • Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

                      bloody hell if you all think i am from australia then u r thicker than i thought! i am in fact no where near, or anywhere near u thankfully i think if people like you were in a normal society you would all be locked up for being crazy! I in fact have a very close friend here a pastor and he has never judged the way you people do, in fact when i was speaking with him about you people he said there is no way you are true christians but probally devil worshipers in disguise! is it true is that why u r all so intolerable and scared!
                      this is my real name by the way i have never lied on this forum dispite what others think! I suggest you all take a look at your morals and then write back to me, because i just dont understand where u get your method of thinking from.
                      theres a crazy guy roaming the streets here who makes more sense than you! actually i should put you all in contact maybe he can translate for me!
                      sure!

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                      • Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

                        Your last name is actually Halfwit?
                        Psalm 81:10:
                        I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                        open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                        • Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

                          Originally posted by jessiesue the halfwit View Post
                          If people like you were in a normal society you would all be locked up for being crazy!
                          What society do you know of that does stuff like that and is still considered normal? Iran? China? NAZI Germany?

                          You don't think they would come after you, next? You should be careful what you hope for.

                          Too bad you don't live in Jesus' favorite country, the USA, because we have FREEDOM here. What 3rd world totalitarian country do you live in where people who love God are jailed for their worship? I hope you NEVER make it to the US, because we don't need closed minded trolls like you here.
                          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                          • Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

                            I will never set foot in Australia. Their "water" goes down the drain the wrong way. It's evil.

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                            • Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

                              make it over!!! ha i wouldnt want to step foot in that pathetic excuse for a country!!
                              and freedom BEHAVE freedom my foot! america is one of the most controled countries! and also the most lied to, each and everyone of you are being conditioned and controlled and you dont even know it! i think its rather amusing actaully, you people are so uneduated about everything else thats happeningin the world and the worst thing is you dont care! your all sitting at home with the mind society told you to have and you dont argue!!!! i am in fact living in the only free counrty left! i can say what i choose and do as i choose and you know the funny thing about this country is we dont have kids shooting each other in school and stabing each other. we havnt had any terrosists let of bombs here and you think this is a bad place to live????? you know what dont come here youll just turn this great counrty and make it as shit as your own!
                              sure!

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                              • Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

                                I wasn't much interested in your statement, but when I go to this
                                Originally posted by jessiesue the halfwit View Post
                                uneduated
                                I lost all interest in any of your statements. Please tell us what sloppy country you are from so I never have to visit.
                                May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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