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  • Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

    Originally posted by JACOB92 View Post
    So sinners who repent can be saved?
    In my eyes there is only one God who did sacrifice his son for us so that our sins will be forgiven I just don't take the bible literaly
    anyway thanks it been a very interesting experience

    How do you know to take Christs' Death and Resurrection literally then?
    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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    • Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

      Could there be any more obvious proof of Obama's foreign policy weakness, his hatred for American Freedom™, and his secret sympathies for the Godless Enemies of America© than his reluctance to obliterate the Isle of Man with a barrage of nuclear weapons?

      No. Of course not. And many thoughtful foreign policy experts (Paul Wolfowitz, John Bolton, etc.) and bloggers (Michele Malkin, Pam Geller, WorldNetDaily, Newsmax.com, etc.) agree with me.

      I, for one, will be relieved when legions of Republican-vetted American Voters® resoundingly send Obama back to his Chicago ghetto in disgrace. He'll be lucky if he can make a living dancing for coins or shining shoes on Chicago streetcorners when we're done with him. I would not be surprised if he's in jail or dead for a typical Negroid offense-- rape, drug-dealing, or suspiciously walking through gated communities with a hoodie--- within one year.

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      • Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

        Originally posted by JACOB92 View Post
        So sinners who repent can be saved?
        In my eyes there is only one God who did sacrifice his son for us so that our sins will be forgiven I just don't take the bible literaly
        anyway thanks it been a very interesting experience
        I just love the way that you declare "in my eyes." Why do you even offer lip service to God (who has revealed Himself through the Bible, as it happens) when your ultimate ground of authority is clearly yourself?

        Afterall, you have stated plainly that you are your own final authority on which parts of the Bible are actually true or not.

        So, have you submitted yourself to His Divine Power or have you cobbled together a pretty little fairy story to amuse yourself when life gets you down?


        Questioningly Yours,

        Handmaiden
        His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

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        • Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

          Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
          Yes friend. Even Hitler could have been saved, if only he repented in time*. (and we don't know for sure if he did...)

          You never really read the Holy Bible, did you?

          * Disclaimer: unless he was a 10th generation bastard. In that case all bets were off. I suppose you could call that the "small print" of the Covenant our Lord made with us.

          Nope, I also stopped going to Church at 13 as that's when I started drinking (the drinking age here is 18 so it's not as bad as it sounds, I could see how it would sound bad in America with the drinking age being 21), and playing rugby, football (soccer) Ikedo weight lifting and shooting and fishing. I'm only 19 now and my teen years were very packed ha ha.
          So, if I lead a life of sin which I do but nothing bad like murder or anything like that I just drink and have sex before marrige and don't believe everything the bible says on my death bed, if I repent my sins I can still get in? I'll take that route I think.
          I just cant bear the thought of there not being something after death, christian islam what ever there has to be somthing even re-incarnation. I belive in science, but I believe God created science. The reason why I don't take the bible literally is because it's fairly recently been translated from hebrew or what ever to english and there's a high chance with language barriers that the translations could have been wrong.

          Did someone not say to me earlier about you don't have to agree with leaders you just have to follow them? and then someone makes those racist comments about Obama? slightly hypocritical, since he's your leader now.

          Nuclear bomb the isle of man? Everyone is entitled to your opinion your faith tells you that you're right, and have to follow the bible word for word, my faith tells me if you lead a good, unselfish life you'll be rewarded. I don't do my charity work for any sort of reward or help my friends I do it so my consious is clear. I'm not fussed what happens to me if I wake up tomorrow or not because I've lived my life so far and it's been great. If I am condemned to hell then so be it.
          Why are you so obsessed with destroying people who just don't have the same belief as you? why don't you just worship the lord the way you do and let other people lead their lives? Because as you are right, we're not going to get in to heaven (also it's not true about the people of the isle of man or wales being sheep shaggers, if you had done your research you would have known that when england took over the bill for stealing a sheep for food was a lot more than stealing a sheep to have sex with and as they were poor they went for the cheapest option, that sign was put up as a joke also). Surly it's a win win for you?
          For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous.--Lev.21:18 <----God hates ugly people and cripples!!

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          • Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

            Originally posted by JACOB92 View Post
            I just cant bear the thought of there not being something after death, christian islam what ever there has to be somthing even re-incarnation.
            So rather than face what's ACTUALLY facing you when you die you make stuff up so your personality lives on. Anything will do. How ridiculous! By what mechanism does your soul make this transition into a state YOU TOTALLY IMAGINED because dying scares you?

            Now look at the beauty of having the Truth(R) laid out in front of you by considering with an open mind the Bible. Totally true and not made up at all, it shows you a way to please God so much He doesn't burn you forever like the vast majority of people.

            If you reject that then you may as well be an atheist because everything you use to reject God can be used to rip apart all your silly made up ideas in your head. You'll still burn, of course, but at least you'll die being honest with yourself.

            It's not too late to actually read the Bible, see that we are right, understand the Truth(R) that's staring you in the face and to believe in God as much as I do.
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            Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

            John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

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            • Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

              Originally posted by JACOB92 View Post
              my faith tells me if you lead a good, unselfish life you'll be rewarded.
              That's not what the Holy Bible says. God says that your good works "are as filthy rags" in His loving eyes. So I don't know what "faith" you follow.

              Are you a joo or something?

              Better read my sermon on the subject HERE.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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              • Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

                1. I'm not afraid of death, because that's the worse thing that can happen to you.
                So if it's not to late to read the bible and convert I'll do it just before I die (Y) does that not annoy you slightly? that you can live you're whole life by God, to get in to heaven then a sinner like me can just convert? and no one has made reference to my points about you being hypocrites about obama and that earlier?
                I'm just living an honest life and as a protestant that's what i've been brought up to do, doesn't matter how you praise him as long as you do
                For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous.--Lev.21:18 <----God hates ugly people and cripples!!

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                • Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

                  Originally posted by JACOB92 View Post
                  ...So if it's not to late to read the bible and convert I'll do it just before I die (Y) does that not annoy you slightly? that you can live you're whole life by God, to get in to heaven then a sinner like me can just convert?...
                  You aren't really that dense, are you? You think you can fool God, who knows the hearts of all men?

                  1 Chronicles 28:9 "And thou, Solomon my son, know thou the God of thy father, and serve him with a perfect heart and with a willing mind: for the LORD searcheth all hearts, and understandeth all the imaginations of the thoughts: if thou seek him, he will be found of thee; but if thou forsake him, he will cast thee off for ever."

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                  • Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

                    Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                    You aren't really that dense, are you? You think you can fool God, who knows the hearts of all men?

                    1 Chronicles 28:9 "And thou, Solomon my son, know thou the God of thy father, and serve him with a perfect heart and with a willing mind: for the LORD searcheth all hearts, and understandeth all the imaginations of the thoughts: if thou seek him, he will be found of thee; but if thou forsake him, he will cast thee off for ever."
                    What do you care, hateful atheist! You're just throwing scripture at him to mock God and get him to reject God as absurd.
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                    Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                    John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                    Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                    The truth about volcanos
                    Sex and debauchery in public schools
                    Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                    God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                    Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                    • Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

                      Just one other I don't understand
                      the whole sex before marrige thing? what's all thay about? you're not harming anyone and its just a bit of fun
                      My ex I loved very much otherwise I wouldn't have proposed to her. Now that we have split up there's no ill feelings towards each other and we get on alright now
                      For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous.--Lev.21:18 <----God hates ugly people and cripples!!

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                      • Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

                        Originally posted by JACOB92 View Post
                        Just one other I don't understand
                        the whole sex before marrige thing? what's all thay about? you're not harming anyone and its just a bit of fun
                        My ex I loved very much otherwise I wouldn't have proposed to her. Now that we have split up there's no ill feelings towards each other and we get on alright now
                        It's in the Bible! Have you got the brains of a block of wood?
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                        Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                        John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                        Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                        The truth about volcanos
                        Sex and debauchery in public schools
                        Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                        God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                        Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                        • Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

                          Yes I know it's the bible
                          But why does God say it's bad?
                          For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous.--Lev.21:18 <----God hates ugly people and cripples!!

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                          • Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

                            Originally posted by JACOB92 View Post
                            Yes I know it's the bible
                            But why does God say it's bad?
                            Because He does.
                            Romans 11:33 O the depth of the riches both of the wisdom and knowledge of God! how unsearchable are his judgments, and his ways past finding out!

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                            Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                            John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                            Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                            The truth about volcanos
                            Sex and debauchery in public schools
                            Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                            God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                            Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                            • Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

                              Yes but why does he? what is his reasoning behind it?
                              For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous.--Lev.21:18 <----God hates ugly people and cripples!!

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                              • Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

                                Originally posted by JACOB92 View Post
                                Yes but why does he? what is his reasoning behind it?
                                Ecclesiastes 3:11 He hath made every thing beautiful in his time: also he hath set the world in their heart, so that no man can find out the work that God maketh from the beginning to the end.

                                I can do this all night. God does things because He is God. Nobody can say why because we are not meant to know.
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                                Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                                John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                                Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                                The truth about volcanos
                                Sex and debauchery in public schools
                                Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                                God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                                Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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