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  • Didymus Much
    Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
    • Jun 2010
    • 14076

    #511
    Re: HAHAHA

    Originally posted by s4tanna View Post
    ...You're not God's children...
    Scripture or STFU, thanks!

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    • Mary Etheldreda
      Gushing for Jesus
       
      • Sep 2011
      • 23765

      #512
      Re: HAHAHA

      Originally posted by s4tanna View Post
      IT MAKES ME LAUGH
      NO THESE PEOPLE ARE NOT ON BAD OR GOOD GROUNDS TO ME
      THEY ARE NEUTRAL

      OH IM SORRY WERE YOU ABOUT TO WRITE A PARAGRAPH OVER THE FACT THAT I JUST CLAIMED TO BE GOD
      Announcing laughter or sharing an opinion that someone is neutral is how you kids claim to be God these days? Goodness, in my day, the crazy people would wear long burlap sacks and drag giant wooden crosses with tiny wheels through the city, claiming to be God and not needing food or water, but will eat some pizza if you could spare a few bucks, just for the taste you know. I confess, I don't understand what finding someone to be neutral has to do with claiming to be God, but then, I don't understand why rap is considered music.
      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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      • Marshal Kim Jong-un
        Unsaved trash, the singing dictator
        • Dec 2016
        • 215

        #513
        Re: Who Does God Hate?

        Does God hate Satanists?
        "When thou goest out to battle against thine enemies, and seest horses, and chariots, and a people more than thou, be not afraid of them: for the LORD thy God is with thee, which brought thee up out of the land of Egypt." - Deuteronomy 20:1

        I like this one. If change "the LORD thy God" to the spirit of Juche and "the land of Egypt" to Japanese imperialism, then it can be used to metaphor Korea's struggle against the Western powers.

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        • Roland
          Obese Swedish Meatball
          Delusional Forum Member
          • May 2014
          • 2189

          #514
          Re: Who Does God Hate?

          Originally posted by Marshal Kim Jong-un View Post
          Does God hate Satanists?
          Probably, but the God from the Bible is also a forgiving God. As long as you haven´t blasphemed the Holy Ghost you still can repent, if you are inclined to do so.
          Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.

          Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.

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          • Marshal Kim Jong-un
            Unsaved trash, the singing dictator
            • Dec 2016
            • 215

            #515
            Re: Who Does God Hate?

            Originally posted by Roland View Post
            Probably, but the God from the Bible is also a forgiving God. As long as you haven´t blasphemed the Holy Ghost you still can repent, if you are inclined to do so.
            Have you blasphemed the Holy Ghost?
            "When thou goest out to battle against thine enemies, and seest horses, and chariots, and a people more than thou, be not afraid of them: for the LORD thy God is with thee, which brought thee up out of the land of Egypt." - Deuteronomy 20:1

            I like this one. If change "the LORD thy God" to the spirit of Juche and "the land of Egypt" to Japanese imperialism, then it can be used to metaphor Korea's struggle against the Western powers.

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            • madeingodsimage
              Unsaved trash
              Under Investigation
              • Jan 2017
              • 1

              #516
              Re: Who Does God Hate?

              I'm left handed. Am I safe from the wrath?

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              • Roland
                Obese Swedish Meatball
                Delusional Forum Member
                • May 2014
                • 2189

                #517
                Re: Who Does God Hate?

                Originally posted by madeingodsimage View Post
                I'm left handed. Am I safe from the wrath?
                Hello madeing,

                Welcome to this forum. Before you go any further, please make an introduction thread here as you agreed to do so when you joined this forum. If you tell us a bit more about yourself the pastors might be able to help you with your question a bit more thoroughly. Please take in mind the instructions on the top of the previously mentioned (sub)forum.

                Kind regards,

                Roland
                Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.

                Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.

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                • Roland
                  Obese Swedish Meatball
                  Delusional Forum Member
                  • May 2014
                  • 2189

                  #518
                  Re: Who Does God Hate?

                  Originally posted by Marshal Kim Jong-un View Post
                  Have you blasphemed the Holy Ghost?
                  Hello Kim,

                  I have no recollection of doing such. Then again, I get drunk quite often, so only time will tell.

                  Kind regards,

                  Roland
                  Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.

                  Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.

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                  • Alvin Moss
                    Serving Jesus
                    True Christian™
                    • Aug 2013
                    • 4468

                    #519
                    Re: Who Does God Hate?

                    Originally posted by madeingodsimage View Post
                    I'm left handed. Am I safe from the wrath?

                    We know but little about you, especially since we lack a proper introduction. We can only speculate what crimes and disgusting behavior your forbearers are guilty of, but I believe you are already suffering God's wrath.
                    God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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                    • MitzaLizalor
                      Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2010
                      • 14151

                      #520
                      Re: Who Does God Hate?

                      Hello

                      Your list is very encouraging, especially I feel for new Christians who may once have been HIPPIES or NUDISTS and need to be reassured that Jesus has indeed delivered them from dreadful associations.

                      And speaking of associations there could be an addition to the first list right in between ROCK MUSICIANS and SATIRISTS, I'm thinking of Rotary International. These unabashed secularists support and sustain many community projects which do not put God first or even acknowledge Him at all. Indeed where God has dried up the water they would operate directly in opposition to His plan.
                      ISAIAH 19 . KJV . look up
                      5b-6
                      The river shall be wasted and dried up and they shall turn the rivers far away; and the brooks of defence shall be emptied and dried up: the reeds and flags shall wither.
                      7 The paper reeds by the brooks, by the mouth of the brooks, and every thing sown by the brooks, shall wither, be driven away, and be no more.
                      8 The fishers also shall mourn, and all they that cast angle into the brooks shall lament, and they that spread nets upon the waters shall languish.
                      9 Moreover they that work in fine flax, and they that weave networks, shall be confounded.
                      10 And they shall be broken in the purposes thereof, all that make sluices and ponds for fish.

                      What would Rotarians do in this situation? They would drill into the water table and set up reticulated plumbing systems. They would oppose God's Will by providing alternatives to the papyrus and fishing industries and liaise with Rotarians in other countries to establish continuity for the textile and clothing sectors. In such an environment The Lord's mingling in their midst a perverse spirit would be thwarted and His intended victims would not stagger in all their deeds as a drunken man staggers in his vomit, verse 14.

                      Japan of course springs to mind when we think a perverse spirit and Japan is there in the list of countries God hates. But farther down perhaps we could fit in a little "O" just before the Polka? Osaka Noise is the most horrific cacophony except maybe the Kyoto variant actually the Osaka style is now primarily performed in Kyoto and so the Kyoto freaks are filling the gap in Osaka anyway here's an example I'll try to find a short one mostly this stuff goes on for hours.
                      VOCAL CLIP live from Osaka

                      and 50 seconds is quite long enough

                      HIJOKAIDAN instrumental variations

                      at over a minute probably best not to listen to this at all

                      Hijo Kaidan is one of the Kyoto mob who vomited themselves across to Osaka. I would not recommend google searches for either of these, as you would expect, from a country whose language does not even have a word for God. They can imagine some ever changing impetus fuelling our thoughts and apply the idea to things adored but Shinto has difficulty accommodating anything beyond animism. Perhaps Shinto could be added to the list of religions?

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                      • LeAnn27
                        Unsaved trash
                        • Mar 2017
                        • 14

                        #521
                        Re: Who Does God Hate?

                        SO does that mean this church hate everything?

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                        • Basilissa
                          South of the Border outreach program
                          True Christian™
                           
                          • Mar 2013
                          • 12908

                          #522
                          Re: Who Does God Hate?

                          Originally posted by LeAnn27 View Post
                          SO does that mean this church hate everything?
                          We love .

                          God created fossils to test our faith.

                          * * *

                          My favorite LBC sermons:
                          True Christians are Perfect!
                          True Christian™ Love.
                          Salvation™ made Easy!
                          You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                          Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                          Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                          Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                          Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                          The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                          Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                          God HATES Rational Thinking!
                          True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                          • LeAnn27
                            Unsaved trash
                            • Mar 2017
                            • 14

                            #523
                            Re: Who Does God Hate?

                            Well yes I know you guys do but are say this church hate trees, flowers, plants.

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                            • Elmer G. White
                              Distinguished Professor of Prayer Healing and Creation Zoology (Baraminology)
                              Victim of atheist scientific persecution
                               
                              • Apr 2014
                              • 10256

                              #524
                              Re: Who Does God Hate?

                              Originally posted by LeAnn27 View Post
                              Well yes I know you guys do but are say this church hate trees, flowers, plants.
                              Miss Ann,

                              Our Love towards the common sinner is of such magnitude that we don't avoid any hardship of possible ridicule to teach them how to gain access to Heaven. It is inconceivable that you could take that as hate!

                              As for forests (tress form them) and grass. Jesus has made us crystal clear that they don't matter. In fact, they have been doomed by Him.

                              They ultimately wither:

                              1 Peter 1:24
                              For all flesh is as grass, and all the glory of man as the flower of grass. The grass withereth, and the flower thereof falleth away:

                              Isaiah 40:7
                              The grass withereth, the flower fadeth: because the spirit of the LORD bloweth upon it: surely the people is grass.

                              Then, very soon, this seasonal cycle will be discontinued as Jesus dismantles the Earth to give the sinners a final chance of Redemption (most of them will fail to take it, regrettably). One part of Jesus's ultimate gift is to destroy vegetation.

                              Revelation 8:7
                              The first angel sounded, and there followed hail and fire mingled with blood, and they were cast upon the earth: and the third part of trees was burnt up, and all green grass was burnt up.

                              As you can see, Jesus does not care of forests or grass (and flowers bloom on the meadows). He only cares for Salvation and punishing those who reject Him in Hell. These herbs etc.(Genesis 1:11) are distraction from Bible study. It is thus OK to loathe them.


                              Yours in Christ,

                              Elmer
                              2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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                              • LeAnn27
                                Unsaved trash
                                • Mar 2017
                                • 14

                                #525
                                Re: Who Does God Hate?

                                I see nothing wrong with loving God and nature I see don't go outside much to look at it.

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