[James Hutchins]

Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia

Thank you for information!
What is Christianty?
Your post count is impressive, do you spend your whole life here? Do you serve God voluntarily and/or it's your full time job?
YIC,
Liba Sait

Why would you ask how long Christianity was in existence before you asked what it is? Seems to me like you have the cart before the horse friend.
This forum is for like minded Christians to discuss the Holy Bible and issue we face in this fast paced world. If you are unable to jump in running, perhaps you need to spend some time with your local Baptist Pastor and study the Bible so you may enter a conversation with a rudimentary understanding. You do not want people to think you are an empty headed female, do you?

I have devoted my life to God. My life is His life to do with as He sees fit. I am a Christian.

[libasait]

Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia

Why would you ask how long Christianity was in existence before you asked what it is? Seems to me like you have the cart before the horse friend.
This forum is for like minded Christians to discuss the Holy Bible and issue we face in this fast paced world. If you are unable to jump in running, perhaps you need to spend some time with your local Baptist Pastor and study the Bible so you may enter a conversation with a rudimentary understanding. You do not want people to think you are an empty headed female, do you?

I have devoted my life to God. My life is His life to do with as He sees fit. I am a Christian.

I didn't ask, what is Christianity. I asked, what is Christianty.
YIC,
Liba Sait

[James Hutchins]

Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia

I didn't ask, what is Christianity. I asked, what is Christianty.
YIC,
Liba Sait

Ah, a blowhard.

'Christianty' means you are inadequately educated.

[Wide-Open]

Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia

Ah, a blowhard.

'Christianty' means you are inadequately educated.

Brother, I wonder if this Godmocker will wonder how to spell "barbed tallywhacker" when he is pounded by one. Maybe he will conclude that it matters not.

[Alvin Moss]

Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia

This is by far the funniest thing i've read in a while! This has been featured on countless stand up comedies in Estonia, finland and latvia. Thank you for providing us with so much content.

Now, a bit about "The hell on earth" Estonia.


- Estonia is a small, really tech savvy country in northern europe.
- Its roughly the size of holland but with more than 10 times less people.
- We are rational, nordic and cautious.
- We have been occupied and screwed with with most of our existence, so the reason we don't belive in nonsense and false promises is quite logical!
- You probably should uninstall skype...due to the fact it was created and developed by us "devil worshippers" Estonians. Btw microsoft still keeps the biggest development center in Tallinn Also biggest startups per capita.
- Tallinn old town is one of the best preserved old towns in europe (see picture below)
- We have a lot of nature and nature tourism, hiking, biking and cross-country skiing. If you enjoy mystical forrests and outdoor life, this is the place to be. Be aware of the occasional bear here and there.
- Our national dept is about 10% of the GDP, compared to the us...emm..no comment, your basically owned by china...
- We score one of the highest ratings in no corruption levels, press freedom and bureaucracy.
- Internet freedom is a national policy.
- the Government works digitally, and everything is on the web.
- Doing the taxes took me 10 minutes, and i didn't even have to leave my bed at home.
- I can vote online, and i voted at the election from italy.
- We are natural explorers, we like to see the world. Hemingway (he's a writer ) once wrote, you can find an estonian in every port of the world.
- First christmastree in the world, and a famous christmas market every december.

PS! I've been in the US, I like it a lot, but you people really need to start to THINK!

Engineer & Architect from estonia!


Tallinn:

There are millions of people in godless Holland. If you have ten times less people in Estonia, then you have a population of millions less than zero. That is not possible. Therefore, you are clearly lying and God sends liars to Hell.

Don't come around here with your pictures of Disneyland and try to act like some kind of intellectual. We are on to your sly tricks.

[Kalevipoeg-EE]

Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia

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Yes. We pagans invented together with other pagan country called Sweden program like Skype - to monitor calls between you and almighty God!
Also we added some cool features, pressing 666 on dial pad 666 times you can chat with Devil himself. Last year Microsoft bought Skype, now we can monitor even on bigger scale and our little demons are in every home...

Also we are hosting NATO Cyberdefence HQ in Tallinn, so beware...

[James Hutchins]

Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia

Yes. We pagans invented together with other pagan country called Sweden program like Skype - to monitor calls between you and almighty God!
Also we added some cool features, pressing 666 on dial pad 666 times you can chat with Devil himself. Last year Microsoft bought Skype, now we can monitor even on bigger scale and our little demons are in every home...

Also we are hosting NATO Cyberdefence HQ in Tallinn, so beware...

Big whoop. We have the Dof. We also have men in every single security agency in the world.

Tell me, how often do you push your buttons to speak to your master?

Yes, your demons are in most homes. In the US of A, we call them indentured servants.

[Alphonse Alban]

Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia

Yes. We pagans invented together with other pagan country called Sweden program like Skype

Never heard of it. Anyway, whatever it is, it does not matter as long as you remain hell-bound heathens. God hates you until you convert to Christianity.

John Chapter 3:16-18

16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.
17 For God sent not his Son into the world to condemn the world; but that the world through him might be saved.
18 He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God.

[Godless_sinner]

Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia

There are millions of people in godless Holland. If you have ten times less people in Estonia, then you have a population of millions less than zero. That is not possible. Therefore, you are clearly lying and God sends liars to Hell.

Don't come around here with your pictures of Disneyland and try to act like some kind of intellectual. We are on to your sly tricks.

I thought i will not argue with you. but your math skills are so appalling. Holland has roughly about 17 million people, that means if you divide it by ten you get 1.7 million, and that is almost the amount of estonians we have. there are more people scattered around the world, so the big figure would be around 1.7

It's actually not disneyland, its called a historic town, which you can only have wet dreams about visiting.

And the hell part...i belive in science not false promises. Science = Theory > research > proof

religion = Theory > Proof? Quoting the great person from your country Bill Maher: For mankind to survive religion must die!

Have a great day, and don't explode that I might destroy "your belief's". And i tend not to argue with idiots, because they drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

God might bless you all
Toodles

[Kalevipoeg-EE]

Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia

Big whoop. We have the Dof. We also have men in every single security agency in the world.

Tell me, how often do you push your buttons to speak to your master?

Yes, your demons are in most homes. In the US of A, we call them indentured servants.

We dont have so much human trash to fill every agency in the world with one.
We are peaceful, no hunger to sniff each-other butt holes.

I dont feel any need to call my master, I'm my own Master! This obviously goes through your ears like wind, because you dont have any brain to think.

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God made world with 6 days, then He rested!

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia

And i tend not to argue with idiots

Neither do we, so we will most certainly ignore you.

you dont have any brain to think

You never went to school it seems otherwise you would realize a brain is needed to be alive. So even you have a brain, you just refuse to use it.

[vironian]

Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia

I heard students will get pregnant just for the medical clinics to have people to practice abortions on. Is this true?

Hello

I joined today with this interesting forum. Answer for your question about abortions: no, its not true.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia

Hello

I joined today with this interesting forum. Answer for your question about abortions: no, its not true.

So it's not just students, but anyone?. It's even worse than we thought.



Say friend, it looks like you haven't introduced yourself in the Introduction Forum. We'd like to get to know you!

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Kalevipoeg-EE]

Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia

You never went to school it seems otherwise you would realize a brain is needed to be alive. So even you have a brain, you just refuse to use it.

You are right. I have not been in Church School like you.
But I have masters in IT and Bio-Chemistry. My brain works very well. How is yours?

[Attila's Wife]

Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia

I thought i will not argue with you. but your math skills are so appalling.

Not as appalling as your language skills, sweetie pie!

Holland has roughly about 17 million people, that means if you divide it by ten you get 1.7 million

Top marks for arithmetic there. Give yourself a pat on the back - that sort of standard would probably earn you a PhD in an Eastonia university. But "one tenth of" is not the same as "ten times less".