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  • Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia

    Originally posted by james_dingus View Post
    @motherofseven: You do realize the UN would step in?
    So you rely on others to protect you? And you think the US would come galloping to your rescue - the same country whose citizens would take you over? Well in truth, that may work while we are ruled by that communist Obama. But as soon as we have a godly Republican back in the White House, they would pay us a visit, shake our hands, and commend us on the takeover of an atheist country.

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    • Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia

      Originally posted by james_dingus View Post
      ...I was molested by a counselor(or w/e you call it) from Texas. And in no way did I find help from god...
      I'm sure you asked really nicely, too.

      Originally posted by james_dingus View Post
      Actually I'm a laveyan satanist...
      And you fail at that, too:

      The Eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth
      1) Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.
      2) Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear -them.
      3) When in another's lair, show them respect or else do not go there...
      As you've violated those already, should the admins here use #4 on you?

      ...4) If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat them cruelly and without mercy...
      And before you moan any further, recall:

      ...8) Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.
      Info on LaVeyan Satanism available at: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LaVeyan_Satanism

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      • Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia

        to be completly honest, I'm a retarded russian.

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        • Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia

          You're a flip-flopper. Change from one moment to the next.

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          • Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia

            I think I'm actually catholic

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            • Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia

              Originally posted by james_dingus View Post
              I think I'm actually catholic
              Then why are you here? This is a Christian forum, not a papist one.


              Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

              And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

              I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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              • Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia

                Originally posted by Witch Hammer View Post
                Do you really expect anyone to wade through this satanic gibberish?
                I think you did , Come one, you can tell me, don't be afraid, we are all friends in here
                This space for KJV use ONLY. -Admin

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                • Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia

                  Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
                  So it's not just students, but anyone?. It's even worse than we thought.



                  Say friend, it looks like you haven't introduced yourself in the Introduction Forum. We'd like to get to know you!

                  Yours in Christ,

                  Z. Smyth
                  Yes, can you imagine that even men can do it .
                  you guys are so funny with your imagination. And what's up with the Borat? Don't have anything else to pick on?
                  This space for KJV use ONLY. -Admin

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                  • Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia

                    Originally posted by Shoakuma View Post
                    I think you did , Come one, you can tell me, don't be afraid, we are all friends in here
                    Shoakuma....sounds like something that should have had an Atom Bomb dropped on it in WWII...

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                    • Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia

                      Originally posted by Shoakuma View Post
                      ...And what's up with the Borat? Don't have anything else to pick on?
                      Once the Estonian clamour dies down a bit, this guy surely deserves some True Christian™ Love®:

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                      • Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia

                        Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                        Once the Estonian clamour dies down a bit, this guy surely deserves some True Christian™ Love®:

                        I am sure he catches billions of "perfect swimmers" in his mud socket daily...

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                        • Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia

                          I spent a week in Riga, and, let me tell you, those Estonians are about the most Godless folk you'll ever meet. No wonder Jesus made them slaves to the commies--that was actually a big step up for them.
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                          • Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia

                            Thats why God has spared Estonia thru time






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                            • Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia

                              Originally posted by WWJDnow View Post
                              I spent a week in Riga, and, let me tell you, those Estonians are about the most Godless folk you'll ever meet. No wonder Jesus made them slaves to the commies--that was actually a big step up for them.

                              Oh you silly boy, what Riga has to do with Estonia?
                              This space for KJV use ONLY. -Admin

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                              • Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia

                                I wasn't even aware there was a country called Estonia. Do they make good pie there? Otherwise, I'm not quite interested.

                                Yours In Christ,
                                Mrs. Aaron White
                                Yours In Christ,
                                Mrs. Aaron White
                                Servants, be obedient to them that are your masters according to the flesh, with fear and trembling, in singleness of your heart, as unto Christ
                                Ephesians 6:5

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