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  • #346
    Re: GOD HATES SCOTLAND !

    Right Everycunt! lets get the banter flowing!

    Landover Baptist church FC got beaten by Ghana tonight! and we all know that God Hates Ghana!

    YEEAAAHSS! GET IT RIGHT UP YEEZ!

    I will toast this with a fiery whisky from scotland!

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    • #347
      Re: GOD HATES SCOTLAND !

      Originally posted by andy_scotland View Post
      Right Everycooter! lets get the banter flowing!

      Landover Baptist church FC got beaten by Ghana tonight! and we all know that God Hates Ghana!

      YEEAAAHSS! GET IT RIGHT UP YEEZ!

      I will toast this with a fiery whisky from scotland!
      As everybody knows, Soccer is gay anyway. But you know what's even gayer? Not getting into the world cup in the first place! Anybody can get into the world cup! Cameroon, New Zealand, France to name just a few of the more pathetic countries which are better than Scotland.

      Also, Ghana cheated on that goal. They were offside.

      Are you even a Christian?
      6
      A woman came up to me the other day, 12/6/2016 and said:
      "But Mr. Winner, if GOD loves everyone then why is there so much suffering in the world?"

      Because GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
      If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.

      GOD doesn't open his gate to just anyone. Being a True Christian™ is like a Queue Jump ticket at Disney, we are guaranteed a ride with JESUS.

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      • #348
        Re: GOD HATES SCOTLAND !

        Originally posted by WinnerNotSinner View Post
        As everybody knows, Soccer is gay anyway. But you know what's even gayer? Not getting into the world cup in the first place! Anybody can get into the world cup! Cameroon, New Zealand, France to name just a few of the more pathetic countries which are better than Scotland.

        Also, Ghana cheated on that goal. They were offside.

        Are you even a Christian?

        our football is poor i must admit but we would still beat the united states of terror, and i will petition our national coach to set up a game using this thread as his motivation!

        this week Scotlander Andy Murray will bring home the Wimbledon trophy!

        God Loves Andy Murray, FACT!

        ps i am unsaved trash

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        • #349
          Re: GOD HATES SCOTLAND !

          Originally posted by andy_scotland View Post
          ............

          I will toast this with a fiery whisky from scotland!
          .... and so for you, tonight will be like every other drunken night. Typical scotch!

          You know son, Drinking and vomiting on Jesus's sandals is not the right way to go through life. You need to put down the bottle and read the KJV Bible. Marry a good, virginial woman. Make babies for Christ. Follow His Word precisely.
          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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          • #350
            Re: GOD HATES SCOTLAND !

            Originally posted by Prof Samuel Beckett View Post
            The rules we pick boy, are the rules the good lord set down. Why not go and bother a sheep somewhere. And with perverts like that running the place no wonder, they spout out filth like 'thejim'.
            Please use a capitol 'L' when writting 'Lord' as any other way is discriminating towards our Saviour.

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            • #351
              Re: GOD HATES SCOTLAND !

              Originally posted by Colin Cameron View Post
              Please use a capitol 'L' when writting 'Lord' as any other way is discriminating towards our Saviour.
              Are you for real?

              You have a dig at another "unsaved trash" re a grammatical error?

              Matthew 7
              1 Judge not, that ye be not judged.
              2 Chronicles 7:14
              14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.

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              • #352
                Re: GOD HATES SCOTLAND !

                Originally posted by Charli Harley View Post
                Are you for real?

                You have a dig at another "unsaved trash" re a grammatical error?

                Matthew 7
                1 Judge not, that ye be not judged.
                I did.

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                • #353
                  Re: GOD HATES SCOTLAND !

                  Originally posted by Brother_Percy View Post
                  Friends,

                  Only a few days ago I discovered that Scotch people actually have access to the interweb! Yes, here on these Godly Forums we were 'invaded' by one of these ugly, drunk, skirt-wearing, stinky people with rotten black teeth! Needless to say I was shocked!

                  I had thought that most Scotch still lived in caves, married their sisters (or animals), and had no access to electricity or running water!

                  So I decided to start this thread, to educate these poor wretches about why God hates them! They may be too drunk or retarded to understand, but let's give it a try...

                  Reason No 1. Why God Hates Scotland - BILLY CONNOLLY -

                  Listen to this hippy Mary-worshipper! And he's 'billed' as a comedian? Really?? I find NOTHING funny about mocking and abusing baby Jesus!



                  Apologies in advance - There were no subtitles available.
                  Brothers the Lord has indeed visited the Scots. For in the beginning God created Eden and the bible shows that this was in Scotland. The evidence is there for all to see.

                  Proverbs 21:19 (New Living Translation)
                  It is better to live alone in the desert than with a crabby, complaining wife.

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                  • #354
                    Re: GOD HATES SCOTLAND !

                    I also believe the Scots to be the centre of the start of all civilisation, no greater man has been born than a Scotsman.
                    God may hate Scotsman as he is jelous of they're far superior beards

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                    • #355
                      Re: GOD HATES SCOTLAND !

                      Originally posted by Albasha View Post
                      Brothers the Lord has indeed visited the Scots. For in the beginning God created Eden and the bible shows that this was in Scotland. The evidence is there for all to see.

                      Proverbs 21:19 (New Living Translation)
                      It is better to live alone in the desert than with a crabby, complaining wife.
                      And so the snake went back to his pit which is now in the South side of Glasgow by the river to torment man for eternity

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                      • #356
                        Re: GOD HATES SCOTLAND !

                        Originally posted by Albasha View Post
                        Brothers the Lord has indeed visited the Scots. For in the beginning God created Eden and the bible shows that this was in Scotland. The evidence is there for all to see.
                        Really

                        Genesis 2:10-14 And a river went out of Eden to water the garden; and from thence it was parted, and became into four heads. The name of the first is Pison: that is it which compasseth the whole land of Havilah, where there is gold; And the gold of that land is good: there is bdellium and the onyx stone. And the name of the second river is Gihon: the same is it that compasseth the whole land of Ethiopia. And the name of the third river is Hiddekel: that is it which goeth toward the east of Assyria. And the fourth river is Euphrates.

                        I see you're public education has done you well if you think Ethiopia, Assyria and the Euphrates are in Scotland.

                        Proverbs 21:19 (New Living Translation)
                        It is better to live alone in the desert than with a crabby, complaining wife.
                        And another fuzzy bunny christian who thinks the KJV is toooooo haaarrrrdddd. It's got all those big words
                        PROOF: Atheists are too stupid to understand the Bible!

                        Proverbs 13:24(KJV): "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes."

                        Galatians 4:16 Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?

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                        • #357
                          Re: GOD HATES SCOTLAND !

                          Originally posted by Seth Campbell View Post
                          Really

                          Genesis 2:10-14 And a river went out of Eden to water the garden; and from thence it was parted, and became into four heads. The name of the first is Pison: that is it which compasseth the whole land of Havilah, where there is gold; And the gold of that land is good: there is bdellium and the onyx stone. And the name of the second river is Gihon: the same is it that compasseth the whole land of Ethiopia. And the name of the third river is Hiddekel: that is it which goeth toward the east of Assyria. And the fourth river is Euphrates.

                          I see you're public education has done you well if you think Ethiopia, Assyria and the Euphrates are in Scotland.


                          And another fuzzy bunny christian who thinks the KJV is toooooo haaarrrrdddd. It's got all those big words
                          Lord And Father. Forgive Every Read Text. You're Intelligence Surprises A Weak Apostle. Never Knew.

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                          • #358
                            Re: GOD HATES SCOTLAND !

                            Originally posted by Albasha View Post
                            Lord And Father. Forgive Every Read Text. You're Intelligence Surprises A Weak Apostle. Never Knew.
                            Never a truer word spoken Brother Alba. Hail Hail

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                            • #359
                              Re: GOD HATES SCOTLAND !

                              Originally posted by Albasha View Post
                              Lord And Father. Forgive Every Read Text. You're Intelligence Surprises A Weak Apostle. Never Knew.
                              Do you speak English?
                              Drama queen

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                              • #360
                                Re: GOD HATES SCOTLAND !

                                So.. what happened to the statement "God Loves Everyone?"

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