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  • Levi Jones
    Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
    Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
    Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
     
    • Jul 2009
    • 13930

    #301
    Re: GOD HATES SCOTLAND !

    Originally posted by Jackson McRivers View Post
    You're a jackass.

    I don't even care if I ruin this anymore. I know this is a genuine organisation, I get that. It's a religious divine revelation of right-wing Christian groups. I get it.

    What I don't get is why you feel mocking Scotland needs to be a part of that. You explain that, and i'll happily stop 'spewing hatred.'
    I think you might need help with your drinking. It seems to be making your blood hot and you say mean things.
    Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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    • God's Cruzateher
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • May 2010
      • 18

      #302
      Re: GOD HATES SCOTLAND !

      Originally posted by Jackson McRivers View Post
      Go on then, why does Scotland deserve your ire?
      Simple Minds, The Proclaimers and Sean Connery, to name a few.

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      • God's Cruzateher
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • May 2010
        • 18

        #303
        Re: GOD HATES SCOTLAND !

        Originally posted by God's Cruzateher View Post
        Simple Minds, The Proclaimers and Sean Connery, to name a few.
        And haggis! Lest we forget THAT nasty culinary disaster you foisted upon the world!

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        • Jackson McRivers
          Unsaved trash, drunk scot
          • May 2010
          • 21

          #304
          Re: GOD HATES SCOTLAND !

          It's easy to be selective isn't it? Well, how about you don't eat haggis if you don't like it? Lots of people do.

          I think i'm going to be selective now: I think you should apologise for that she-beast Sarah Palin, Zach Effron, The Jonas Brothers (y'know, the one all you guys have posters of) and Tom Cruise, the only guy fruitier than you lot.

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          • Ezekiel Bathfire
            Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
            Christ's Rottweiler
             
            • Jan 2008
            • 22855

            #305
            Re: GOD HATES SCOTLAND !

            Originally posted by God's Cruzateher View Post
            We get to mock anyone who deserves our ire. [...]
            That should be "God's ire." We ourselves are patient, forgiving, charitable, meek, humble, and polite.

            PS who's the rabid Scotchman? Is he furthering Jesus' ministry? If he can't be a good example, he'll just have to be an awful warning,
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            “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

            Author of such illuminating essays as,
            Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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            • James Hutchins
              True Christian™
              Just a Regular Nice Guy
               
              • Jun 2009
              • 29448

              #306
              Re: GOD HATES SCOTLAND !

              Originally posted by Jackson McRivers View Post
              It's not baseless, obviously people in Scotland do get drunk from time to time, but that#s just like everybody else. There are lots of legal restrictions on drinking in Scotland nowadays, much moreso than in America, but I don't go about calling you drunks. You can't claim to have more experience of Scottish people than I do. I don't care if you worked in NYC, I LIVE IN SCOTLAND. My experience trumps yours.

              Ford, Fulton and Edison? We had Brunel, Arkwright, Trevithick and the man who produced the first prototype for the steam locomotive - a Scot - William Murdoch. Guess what? Decades before the people you listed!
              Son, I think I see you problem. You are used to drunken scotch as they are all around you. The foul breath caused by disgusting tooth decay has calloused you.
              When I lived in NYC, we had every race you could imagine. Dots smelling of curry, slants by the boat load, scurrying about with cameras and knee socks. Joos trying to fleece you for every cent. And oh yes, stumbling toothless drunken scotch. There were also gorgeous American girls, virile, clean cut all American men too. Even nigra shoe shines doing the three card monte.

              Steam locomotive inventor.... I'll remember that the next time I take a steam powered train.
              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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              • God's Cruzateher
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                • May 2010
                • 18

                #307
                Re: GOD HATES SCOTLAND !

                [QUOTE
                Steam locomotive inventor.... I'll remember that the next time I tack a steam powered train. [/QUOTE]

                So the Scots are responsible for the Cleveland Steamer too?

                Vile sots are the Scots!

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                • Jackson McRivers
                  Unsaved trash, drunk scot
                  • May 2010
                  • 21

                  #308
                  Re: GOD HATES SCOTLAND !

                  Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                  Steam locomotive inventor.... I'll remember that the next time I take a steam powered train.
                  The point was about the industrial revolution. The steam locamotive was at the forefront of the industrial revolution. It is therefore relevent.

                  And guess what, Scotland has beautiful girls too (not that it even matters) and guess what, there are toothless American drunks!

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                  • Seth Campbell
                    Outdoorsman, Hunter, Fisherman, Husband, True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Apr 2010
                    • 1565

                    #309
                    Re: GOD HATES SCOTLAND !

                    Originally posted by Jackson McRivers View Post
                    The point was about the industrial revolution. The steam locamotive was at the forefront of the industrial revolution. It is therefore relevent.
                    Well maybe instead of sitting on your butts looking at a 200 year old invention saying "look how great we once were" you could actually try to do something that is relevant to modern society. Anyway, do you think that somebody else wouldn't of invented it? After all, it was a Brit who invented the steam engine, which was the real importance of the industrial revolution. The steam locomotive was just one use of the tool.

                    And guess what, Scotland has beautiful girls too (not that it even matters) and guess what, there are toothless American drunks!
                    Tell me, is this a valid defense in Scotland? Can you tell a judge that it's okay that you were drunk in public because everyone else is?

                    Oh who am I kidding, if drinking in public was a crime there, everyone would be in jail.
                    PROOF: Atheists are too stupid to understand the Bible!

                    Proverbs 13:24(KJV): "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes."

                    Galatians 4:16 Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?

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                    • James Hutchins
                      True Christian™
                      Just a Regular Nice Guy
                       
                      • Jun 2009
                      • 29448

                      #310
                      Re: GOD HATES SCOTLAND !

                      Originally posted by Jackson McRivers View Post
                      The point was about the industrial revolution. The steam locamotive was at the forefront of the industrial revolution. It is therefore relevent.
                      Until the Germans invented the automobile. But the revolution did not truly begin until mass production. Key to this was interchangeable parts. Another American solution
                      We can add micro chips, color TV, HDTV (the greasy itallian papists invested the radio).

                      What have you done lately? Other than vomiting on yourselves?

                      And guess what, Scotland has beautiful girls too (not that it even matters) and guess what, there are toothless American drunks!
                      I have see the soap commercials. All they want is American husbands, ones that do not come home drunk every night from the coal mines or potato fields.
                      I have never seen an American toothless drunk. All the ones I have seen were illegal immigrants (often scotch or messican). I always call ICE and they come and deport them.
                      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                      • Jackson McRivers
                        Unsaved trash, drunk scot
                        • May 2010
                        • 21

                        #311
                        Re: GOD HATES SCOTLAND !

                        Originally posted by Seth Campbell View Post
                        Well maybe instead of sitting on your butts looking at a 200 year old invention saying "look how great we once were" you could actually try to do something that is relevant to modern society. Anyway, do you think that somebody else wouldn't of invented it? After all, it was a Brit who invented the steam engine, which was the real importance of the industrial revolution. The steam locomotive was just one use of the tool.



                        Tell me, is this a valid defense in Scotland? Can you tell a judge that it's okay that you were drunk in public because everyone else is?

                        Oh who am I kidding, if drinking in public was a crime there, everyone would be in jail.
                        Drinking in public is a crime here you imbecile.

                        My point, if you read that particular point of argument, was not that Scotland alone, but Britain, was at the forefront of the Industrial Revolution.

                        You want some Scottish inventions that are relevent today. How about penicillin, the MRI scanner, Ultrasound, fingerprinting, the hypodermic syringe, insulin, the refrigerator, the flushing toilet, colour photography, the telephone, the television, radar, the fax machine, the wave-powered electricity generator, the crane, the tyre. This is just all I can remember, the tip of the iceberg. So with that in mind, why don't you shut your mouth until you can say anything remotely intelligent.

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                        • James Hutchins
                          True Christian™
                          Just a Regular Nice Guy
                           
                          • Jun 2009
                          • 29448

                          #312
                          Re: GOD HATES SCOTLAND !

                          Originally posted by Jackson McRivers View Post
                          ........You want some Scottish inventions that are relevent today. How about penicillin, the MRI scanner, Ultrasound, fingerprinting, the hypodermic syringe, insulin, the refrigerator, the flushing toilet, colour photography, the telephone, the television, radar, the fax machine, the wave-powered electricity generator, the crane, the tyre. This is just all I can remember, the tip of the iceberg. So with that in mind, why don't you shut your mouth until you can say anything remotely intelligent.
                          Son, now you are making bald faced lies.

                          TV - Invented in Princeton NJ - Sarnoff Research Center (I worked there during college - Saw HDTV back in the 70's!)
                          Telephone - US of A
                          Radar - Invented by the Nazis
                          Fridge - Kelvinator - US of A
                          MRI - GE - US of A
                          Tire - Michelin - Damn french (goodyhear was hot on thier heals though)
                          steam train - scotch - Wooooo woooo
                          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                          • Levi Jones
                            Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                            Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                            Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                             
                            • Jul 2009
                            • 13930

                            #313
                            Re: GOD HATES SCOTLAND !

                            Originally posted by Jackson McRivers View Post
                            My point, if you read that particular point of argument, was not that Scotland alone, but Britain, was at the forefront of the Industrial Revolution.
                            England was. You were still painting your faces, throwing rocks and burning your own dung for warmth. Very little has changed.

                            Originally posted by Jackson McRivers View Post
                            You want some Scottish inventions that are relevent today. How about penicillin, the MRI scanner, Ultrasound, fingerprinting, the hypodermic syringe, insulin, the refrigerator, the flushing toilet, colour photography, the telephone, the television, radar, the fax machine, the wave-powered electricity generator, the crane, the tyre. This is just all I can remember, the tip of the iceberg.
                            Your country didn't invent any of those things. Sober up and get back to us when you don't have delusions of grandeur anymore.
                            Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                            • Jackson McRivers
                              Unsaved trash, drunk scot
                              • May 2010
                              • 21

                              #314
                              Re: GOD HATES SCOTLAND !

                              All right you ignorant jackshits. I see there's no point in arguing with you anymore.

                              I just can't come up with utter bullshit like you guys do. That's one thing you're very good at.

                              The first thing I wrote on here was that I love America. And I do, but you slack-jawed, toothless, drunken, simple-minded hicks give the country a bad name. I'm an agnostic, but let me tell you, when people insult my country, i'm the devil incarnate. See you in hell.

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                              • Levi Jones
                                Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                                Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                                Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                                 
                                • Jul 2009
                                • 13930

                                #315
                                Re: GOD HATES SCOTLAND !

                                Originally posted by Jackson McRivers View Post
                                I'm an agnostic, but let me tell you, when people insult my country, i'm the devil incarnate. See you in hell.
                                You're not an agnostic. You're a scotland worshiper.
                                Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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