A Year of Absence and Growing in Faith

[JoannaTheFaithful]

Hello my Christ loving friends of Landover Some of you may not know me but that is alright for it has been quite some time since I have posted last. My name is Joanna and I am a Christian mother of 14 (my last child, a daughter named Deborah Elizabeth, was born only weeks ago). I know have 7 boys and 7 girls. I am unsure why God seems to even out the numbers between my children but he always has his reasons! My hiatus had been due to dealing with my daughter who acted out even under great care (Again, Mrs. Johnson, thank you so much for taking care of everything with Rhoda and if there is anything further you wish for even now that expenses are covered do NOT hesitate to ask me). This past year has made me increase my efforts in my mission to be a good Christian wife and friend! But anyway, how are my friends? I have greatly missed you all!


Ecclesiastes 4:9-12 - Two [are] better than one; because they have a good reward for their labor.

[Esther B.]

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Welcome back, Sister! It is wonderful to see you again!

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Welcome back, dear! I look forward to fellowshipping with you, and coming together on many subjects and topics dear to Jesus!

[Mrs. Paddy McIrish]

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Hello, Joanna -

Welcome back! I don't believe we've "met" before, but I look forward to knowing you and praising Jesus together.

I, too, recently took a hiatus from this Godly forum, but it was because I was struggling to free myself from the cultish grasp of the mackeral-snapping Papistry in which my poor husband is deeply entrenched.

How wonderful that God has blessed you and your husband with an abundance of children! (Psalm 127:5) It's unfortunate that half are female, but as you stated, God surely has a plan in His Divine Math. (Isaiah 40:12)

It is interesting to note that fourteen is a significant number in the Bible! According to Scripture, Jesus' genealogy is divided into three sets of fourteen generations. (Matthew 1:1-17)

Yours In Christ,
Mrs. Paddy McIrish

[Rev. Waynetta Kerr]

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It's not too late to turn to the nice, loving Jesus that is real and not to be found in the Bible. If you think nice thoughts and pray to Jesus you will find that He is much more wonderful than He appears to these people who just rely on the so-called revealed word of God.


By thinking positively you will discover that Jesus actually wants you to have a career and not just blindly obey men like you perhaps were taught by patriarchal churches. You may even discover that men aren't necessary for other pleasures, if you know what I mean...

[Mrs. Paddy McIrish]

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You may even discover that men aren't necessary for other pleasures, if you know what I mean...

And YOU may even discover that, according to God's Word, being a lezbo will earn you a nice, fiery spot in Hell (Romans 1:26) ... if you know what He means!

Won't you repent your Sapphic ways and let Jesus fill you up with His love and that of a good Christian husband? Then you can start having babies and be Saved (unless your womb has already been rotted by the gay-gotten AIDS)! 1 Timothy 2:15

It's never too late to stop cherry-picking and start obeying every syllable of the Bible, dear!

[Rev. Waynetta Kerr]

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And YOU may even discover that, according to God's Word, being a lezbo will earn you a nice, fiery spot in Hell (Romans 1:26) ... if you know what He means!

Oh, Jesus didn't really mean all that ridiculous fire and brimstone stuff. Imagine a lovely man like Jesus was telling people they will burn forever just for not following obvious patriarchal imperatives to get women to breed with them! That's so out of step with the idea of a loving God.

People back then when the Bible was written just didn't really understand Jesus properly like we do now.

[Basilissa]

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Oh, Jesus didn't really mean all that ridiculous fire and brimstone stuff. Imagine a lovely man like Jesus was telling people they will burn forever just for not following obvious patriarchal imperatives to get women to breed with them! That's so out of step with the idea of a loving God.

People back then when the Bible was written just didn't really understand Jesus properly like we do now.

Next you're going to try to tell me that it's OK that Catholics are ignoring the Bible and believing in stuff such as the Purgatory and limbo and buying forgiveness for sins yet to be committed and accepting pagan deities as "saints."

Nice try, heathen.

[Mrs. Paddy McIrish]

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That's so out of step with the idea of a loving God.

Ah, the fluffy-bunny Christians and their "loving God."

Yes, of course He loves us ... but only if we believe that the Bible is His Word, flawlessly and inerrantly recorded by men who were filled to the brim with the perfection of the Holy Spirit. He loves us ... but only if we obey every commandment therein.

Stop trying to "interpret" the Bible, or twist Scripture to meet your own needs. God does not want intellect clouding our hearts or skewing His Message. (Proverbs 3:5-6)

Obey God. The Bible is God's Word. So, obey the Bible and you obey God. Obey God to the very last letter and God will shower you with His divine love. See how that works? (Luke 11:28; John 14:15)

If you disobey God and the Bible (yes, even those parts of the Bible you "don't agree with"), then you've made a choice to sin, and God hates sin. We all know where sinners wind up if they don't repent and accept Jesus! (Romans 6:23; Revelation 20:15)

God is not loving if you disobey Him. (Psalms 7:11; Ezekiel 25:17)

By being a ladyfag, you are disobeying God. (Romans 1:26-27).

By not taking a husband and bearing his children, you are disobeying God. (Hebrews 13:4; 1 Timothy 2:15)

... and BELIEVE it ... and OBEY it!

[Rev. Waynetta Kerr]

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Oh you poor dear. They really have got their claws into you.

Try to consider how much better we are now at knowing who Jesus must be after 2000 years of refining our skills than those 1st century bumpkins. It's no wonder that book is so nasty and needs ignoring so much just to be a decent person. I don't need to read the Bible to figure all that out.

Failure to ignore much of the Bible is such a mistake if you are going to be a person capable of being part of this wonderful new world where women get to have careers and self-determination.

By the way, we just got news that Shania is having a baby girl in the autumn. So our lovely child will have two mothers to love and cherish her in the name of Jesus, just like he tells me he wants when I speak to Him in my heart.

[Mrs. Paddy McIrish]

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Sweetie, God is immutable; He does not change whether we're talking about today, yesterday, two thousand years ago, or next week. (Malachi 3:6) Guess what? His Word is immutable, too!

If by "they" you mean the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost, then yes ... "They" certainly do have their claws in me! Praise the LORD!

I cringe to think of your lezbean lover's ill-begotten spawn. Did she use some vile contraption to conceive, like a turkey baster, or something equally secular and unholy, like the science-fictiony IVF test tube experiment? Did you know that babies created outside of natural, God-sanctioned conception might not have souls? Are you aware that you're damning everyone involved to Hell ... even the baby? (Isaiah 66:9)

[Des]

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By the way, we just got news that Shania is having a baby girl in the autumn. So our lovely child will have two mothers to love and cherish her in the name of Jesus, just like he tells me he wants when I speak to Him in my heart.

Poor child. He'll only see daddy once a year on Thanksgiving when they baste the turkey. At least until he goes to prison for assassinating dozens of fellow students at his school when the years of sinful upbringing and lack pf moral structure prompts him to go on a murder spree.

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

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Welcome back Joanna! I look forward to our conversations, darling Sister in Christ!