Who wants to try my chili?

[DolliMoans]

Hello ladies,

Thought I might share this delicious recipe of chilli I extorted borrowed from that suspicious beaner family three trailers down from the Moans homestead. (Let's just say I gently threatened to call ICE if they didn't fork it over).

Anyway, onto the steps:

You need

-1 large can of black beans
-a can of refried beans
-molasses
-10 hot chillies (ghost peppers)
-corn bits
-paprika
-queso fresco
-pulled pork bits
-crushed bugle shaped snacks

1. Just plop everything into one large pot, get it all in there. Dump the molasses last on top of it all.
2. Boil til it bubbles on high heat
3. Drop it down to low-med heat to simmer for a bit.
5. Voila and serve!

[Dana723]

Re: Who wants to try my chili?

Sounds like something my husband and my boys would like. I'll give it a try this weekend!

[Basilissa]

Re: Who wants to try my chili?

-10 hot chillies (ghost peppers)

Mmm, sounds good! Have you tried substituting ghost peppers with Carolina Reaper peppers? That's my personal favorite!

[Esther B.]

Re: Who wants to try my chili?

I'm not a fan of chili, but John loves it. I think I'll save this recipe and make it next time I comes over. Thank you, Sister!

[DolliMoans]

Re: Who wants to try my chili?

Mmm, sounds good! Have you tried substituting ghost peppers with Carolina Reaper peppers? That's my personal favorite!

I wonder if some could be served to the Promise Enforcers as an appetizer.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Who wants to try my chili?

There is a recipe for chilli tequila which I'm happy to share.

A picture is all that's necessary, really.



I've heard that home-made tequila can be prepared from quite a few
cactus varieties and have found these particularly refreshing, served
with fruit juice either warm or chilled, the ideal accompaniment for a
sewing circle.

[Des]

Re: Who wants to try my chili?

1, No beans in chili, refried or otherwise. Ask any Texan.


B. One should avoid spicy food as it inflames the passions, leading to masturbation, premarital sex, infidelity, and homosexuality. That salsa with your tortilla chip may just be booking you a reservation in hell.

[Jim C. Lombardo]

Re: Who wants to try my chili?

B. One should avoid spicy food as it inflames the passions, leading to masturbation, premarital sex, infidelity, and homosexuality. That salsa with your tortilla chip may just be booking you a reservation in hell.

I mostly agree Brother, however, I hear the extra hot peppers like the kind recommended by Dolli and Sister Basilissa, help clear the rectums and get any lingering demons out faster.

[Basilissa]

Re: Who wants to try my chili?

1, No beans in chili, refried or otherwise. Ask any Texan.

Enrique agrees with you 100% on this one. He says beans don't agree with the stomach above 10,000 ft.

B. One should avoid spicy food as it inflames the passions, leading to masturbation, premarital sex, infidelity, and homosexuality.

You are correct as always, Brother Des. Nonetheless, defining what is spicy and what isn't is rather subjective.

[Dolores de Barriga]

Re: Who wants to try my chili?

Nonetheless, defining what is spicy and what isn't is rather subjective.

Yes, and I have noticed that Americans have a surprisingly low threshold in this matter.

I'm not a fan of chili, but John loves it. I think I'll save this recipe and make it next time I comes over. Thank you, Sister!

Miss Esther, do that only if you do not wish to marry this guy. Ten ghost peppers will send him to the ER, or possibly the cemetery. Really, Americans are like little babies when it comes to hot peppers!

Sounds like something my husband and my boys would like. I'll give it a try this weekend!

Well, if your husband does survive it, he may not be willing to try anything else you cook, ever. Which could be a good thin, I suppose?

[Dana723]

Re: Who wants to try my chili?

So, my husband and boys loved and have not quit praising God for it yet! At least, that's what I think is happening. They have each locked themselves in a bathroom each and keep crying out, "Oh God!"

[DolliMoans]

Re: Who wants to try my chili?

I'm pleased to hear Dana, but you should really check and make sure they aren't really fooling around in there. They're all in there at once?

[Dana723]

Re: Who wants to try my chili?

I'm pleased to hear Dana, but you should really check and make sure they aren't really fooling around in there. They're all in there at once?

No, we have two full baths upstairs, and one full bath and two half baths downstairs. They are each in separate bathrooms. I haven't really heard anything for a while, so I will venture to check in on them.

[Esther B.]

Re: Who wants to try my chili?

I showed the recipe to John and he asked me to make it for him this weekend. I hope he likes it!

[Basilissa]

Re: Who wants to try my chili?

I showed the recipe to John and he asked me to make it for him this weekend. I hope he likes it!

Well, dear, I do hope you substitute the 10 ghost peppers with 10 Carolina Reaper peppers, like I suggested. I mean, why treat him with peppers of meager 1 million Scoville rating when you can give him the rare treat of 1,5 million? (For comparison, a jalapeño pepper can have maximum 10,000 Scoville rating).

Please do report how it goes. From my personal experience (and I suspect Dana may agree), these sort of peppers hurt on the way out as much as on the way in. Just in case, have a few gallons of milk ready. And maybe an ambulance on call?