[Basilissa]

Re: Ban coat hangers from the public.

I had a repentant young woman come to church and the women's group, saying that she had a child out of wedlock, and she was being tempted by the devil to murder her baby with the knitting needles and coat hangers. Our pastor told us that we had her speak with her father, who removed all such weapons from the house.

Her father should have followed the Bible and make the harlot abort her bastard with bitter water (Numbers 5:12-27). Having the abominable thing rot in her belly would be the best lesson for her, as well as serve as a deterrent for other wannabe whores:

Numbers 5:27 And when he hath made her to drink the water, then it shall come to pass, that, if she be defiled, and have done trespass against her husband, that the water that causeth the curse shall enter into her, and become bitter, and her belly shall swell, and her thigh shall rot: and the woman shall be a curse among her people.

[MitzaLizalor]

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It's also sometimes overlooked that that's a test for legitimacy as well. The bastard curse is quite harsh and where appropriate this procedure is a kindness to future generations. Because there won't be any.

[Isabella White]

Re: Ban coat hangers from the public.

Speaking of knitting, ladies, could knitting needles be a potential hazard? I had a repentant young woman come to church and the women's group, saying that she had a child out of wedlock, and she was being tempted by the devil to murder her baby with the knitting needles and coat hangers. Our pastor told us that we had her speak with her father, who removed all such weapons from the house.

Yes, indeed, Mrs. Johnson -- knitting needles could be a potential hazard; most definitely so. The same can be said of crochet hooks, melon ballers, gravy ladles, turkey basters and balloon whisks!
A blessed day to you, Dear,
Sincerely, Isabella W.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: Ban coat hangers from the public.

Yes, indeed, Mrs. Johnson -- knitting needles could be a potential hazard; most definitely so. The same can be said of crochet hooks, melon ballers, gravy ladles, turkey basters and balloon whisks!

Also garlic presses and those War of the Worlds-style lemon squeezers.

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

Re: Ban coat hangers from the public.

Her father should have followed the Bible and make the harlot abort her bastard with bitter water (Numbers 5:12-27). Having the abominable thing rot in her belly would be the best lesson for her, as well as serve as a deterrent for other wannabe whores:

Numbers 5:27 And when he hath made her to drink the water, then it shall come to pass, that, if she be defiled, and have done trespass against her husband, that the water that causeth the curse shall enter into her, and become bitter, and her belly shall swell, and her thigh shall rot: and the woman shall be a curse among her people.

Well, that seems like it would be a good determent!

[Morton Weinstein]

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Well, that seems like it would be a good determent!

Sister Johnson,


It appears you have not yet remarried. My heart filled with joy when I saw your post here, since I have been enamored with you ever since the murder of your husband some time ago. Did they ever catch the killer? I would pledge resources to help you if not.


Do you like yachts? Do you know how to drive one? I think it's an automatic transmission but my knowledge of these things is lacking. I do a good job with my American made Chevrolet, however. It is a car. Do you have a car? Does it need tires?


Sister, your loveliness is astounding and your children must have grown to be good little servants of the Savior I killed. How old are they now? Did your eldest ever get over the death of your husband? Did you tell them the brutal story of the murder? It's heinous, just like the death I brought to the Lord Jesus Christ thousands of years ago. Luckily, He forgave me.


Do get in touch.


Morton W.

[prateekgupta]

Re: Ban coat hangers from the public.

I had a repentant young woman come to church and the women's group, saying that she had a child out of wedlock, and she was being tempted by the devil to murder her baby with the knitting needles and coat hangers.

[prateekgupta]

Re: Ban coat hangers from the public.

they can please their significant other. I asked my Pa if I can share this story and he said “go ahead I have no shame”. One time I was practicing my knitting for home economics and my Pa saw I was struggling. best top load washing machine

[Dennis Lukes]

Re: Ban coat hangers from the public.

I had a repentant young woman come to church and the women's group, saying that she had a child out of wedlock, and she was being tempted by the devil to murder her baby with the knitting needles and coat hangers.

Typically liberals murder the baby in the womb, which is an abhorrent monstrosity. What you describe, killing a baby after it's been born, is a different matter. There are many reasons why God may command this, as seen in the Bible (Exodus 12:29-39, Leviticus 26:21-22, Numbers 31:17-18, Deuteronomy 21:18-21, Joshua 6:21, 1 Samuel 15:3, 2 Kings 2:23-24, Job 1:18-19, Psalms 137:9, Isaiah 13:15-18, Jeremiah 19:9, Hosea 13:16, Revelation 2:23). Also, the Lord abhors bastards (Deuteronomy 23:2), so whether she stabs the baby in the jugular with a coat hanger at nine months, or it dies of a stroke at 90 years, it's going to Hell either way. Who cares.

[Isabella White]

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they can please their significant other. I asked my Pa if I can share this story and he said “go ahead I have no shame”. One time I was practicing my knitting for home economics and my Pa saw I was struggling. best top load washing machine

Hello, Miss Prateekgupta, and to at .
It appears as though you have bypassed our friendly Introduction Forum, which is where we like our newcomers to introduce themselves and to provide a bit of information for us. The link to this forum is here:

https://www.landoverbaptist.net/forumdisplay.php?f=16

Please remember to note the request at the top of the page, which is:

Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

Looking at your postings, I do not see anything that suggests you are saved by the of , and I should like you to know what that means for you:

Revelation 20:15 "And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire."

Sincerely, Isabella W.

[MitzaLizalor]

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Exodus 12:29-39

précis
The LORD smote all the firstborn in the land of Egypt, including cattle and captives in the dungeon. There was a great cry in Egypt which Pharaoh heard and he called for Moses and Aaron saying, “Rise up, and get you forth from among my people, both ye and the children of Israel; and go, serve the Lord, taking your flocks and your herds and be gone; and bless me also.” The Israelites borrowed of the Egyptians jewels of silver, and jewels of gold, and raiment: and The LORD gave the people favour in the sight of the Egyptians. The Israelites numbered six hundred thousand (men) with a mixed multitude of flocks, herds and very much cattle. They baked unleavened cakes of the dough which they brought forth out of Egypt, for it was not leavened; because they were thrust out of Egypt, and could not tarry, neither had they prepared for themselves any victual.

..other than the unleavened dough. This account is confirmed by a census† of men in their 21st year or older taken at Mount Sinai. The point here is not the millions of persons leaving Egypt but the true horror of plague and the hardening of hearts in those opposing God.

Opposition to God was a thing in Egypt but did they learn? No, and this was not the first time Egyptians copped it. Earlier another pharaoh had transgressed and plague had struck, which you'd think would be mentioned at least to incoming pharaohs just in case they were blasted or their crops or even the whole nation. But no, they thought they knew better than God.

Genesis 12:14-17
When Abram was come into Egypt, the Egyptians beheld [Sarai] that she was very fair. The princes also of Pharaoh saw her, and commended her before Pharaoh: and the woman was taken into Pharaoh's house. And he entreated Abram well for her sake: and he had sheep, and oxen, and he asses, and menservants, and maidservants, and she asses, and camels. And the LORD plagued Pharaoh and his house with great plagues because of Sarai Abram's wife.

A triple whammy: not only was this rotten pharaoh transgressing against God but against Abram's wife and also. his sister‡ resulting in an unspecified but clearly severe plague event.

Malachi 3:5b-7b
[God speaking] I will be a swift witness against the sorcerers, and against the adulterers, and against false swearers, and against those that oppress the hireling in his wages, the widow, and the fatherless, and that turn aside the stranger from his right, and fear not me, saith the LORD of hosts. For I am the LORD, I change not; therefore ye sons of Jacob are not consumed. Even from the days of your fathers ye are gone away from mine ordinances, and have not kept them. Return unto me, and I will return unto you, saith the LORD of hosts.

God's values never change because God never changes. That includes His family values and His standard for childcare. God knew each one of us before we were born and it is not for us to go around deciding whether to murder babies. That is why certain household items need to be restricted from the public in Landover.




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† Numbers 1:1-47
† Numbers 1:46 (summary)

‡ Genesis 20:1-14 Abimelech had tried a similar stunt but God pulled him up, sharpish.
‡ Genesis 20:12 (summary)