[James Hutchins]

Re: So, why isn't there a women's forum?

There is no women's section because it would be filled with the sounds of chickens clucking and discussion about cleaning products, shame and The Visitor. No one wants to hear about any of that. This is why I do not allow women visitors at my home. Any talk must be straight forward serious discussion. Subjects like gutting animals and God. If my wife wants to talk to another lady about female things, she can do it after Church while having Womens Tea.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: So, why isn't there a women's forum?

I mean wasn't the 1940 Youtube video that Woman should know their place the kitchen, enough?

Eh, Youtube didn't even exist in 1940.

want to make pies in the kitchen for a personal rant

Of course not, they bake pies to please their husband and children.

Why because this forum is lead by a bunch of immature sexist men who want to head back to the 1930 period so they can beat up their wives and be treated like the King of the household.

It's 2010 and my wife still treats me as King of the household. Your husband must suffer every day for having such an ungrateful wife. What happened to your father?

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: So, why isn't there a women's forum?

I, for one like to keep a tight leash on my wife, both metaphorically and literally. Having a women's forum will only encourage women to communicate more often with each other (and possibly leading to the unfortunate repercussions of them thinking for themselves, or getting advice/guidance from other women when it should be their husbands).

I always advise all my True Christian(tm) brothers to limit the time their wives' devote to associating with other women. Fellowship with women is a privelege, not a right. It's something to reward them with after they are done baking, cleaning, shopping, changing diapers, preparing food, bringing you a beer, etc. If my wife gets all her chores done, I sometimes let her talk for a few minutes each day over the phone to her female friends, with the stipulation that it must be on speakerphone and I am right next to her.

That way, I know she is not getting any bad ideas put into her head. Women shouldn't be allowed to associate with each other at length without proper male supervision. This is a job every good True Christian(tm) man has to do, otherwise he is a failure as a husband.

We must love our wives such as Christ loves the church (Eph. 5:22-24), and the best way to do that is to be a loving shepherd that guides her every waking moment of her life.

[Levi Jones]

Re: So, why isn't there a women's forum?

I, for one like to keep a tight leash on my wife, both metaphorically and literally. Having a women's forum will only encourage women to communicate more often with each other (and possibly leading to the unfortunate repercussions of them thinking for themselves, or getting advice/guidance from other women when it should be their husbands).

I always advise all my True Christian™ brothers to limit the time their wives' devote to associating with other women. Fellowship with women is a privelege, not a right. It's something to reward them with after they are done baking, cleaning, shopping, changing diapers, preparing food, bringing you a beer, etc. If my wife gets all her chores done, I sometimes let her talk for a few minutes each day over the phone to her female friends, with the stipulation that it must be on speakerphone and I am right next to her.

That way, I know she is not getting any bad ideas put into her head. Women shouldn't be allowed to associate with each other at length without proper male supervision. This is a job every good True Christian™ man has to do, otherwise he is a failure as a husband.

We must love our wives such as Christ loves the church (Eph. 5:22-24), and the best way to do that is to be a loving shepherd that guides her every waking moment of her life.

Godly, Reverend! I think that modern technology has been a godsend to a man wanting to keep tabs on his wife.

My wife carries her cell phone that keeps me informed of her gps coordinates at all times. Her cell phone also sends me text alerts of what phone # she called, how long she talked to that person and etc. I can even log in and listen to the recordings if I ever want to. I can even turn her phone on and listen in silently without it being on.

Her computer has a keylogger on it that tells me every site she has visited and for how long. There's also the digital recording archive in case she ever uses Skype.

Finally, the SUV has a gps device with six cameras installed. One to see if she is paying attention to her driving. Another to look at the back seat to make sure the children are behaving. There are also four to look in any direction as it travels.

[James Hutchins]

Re: So, why isn't there a women's forum?

I just do not allow my wife to use the phone. She can talk all she wants during their after Services tea. When home, there are chores to be done and no time for idle gossip. You'll never find her on line, as computers are technical machines and she is a mere female.
Being town is 40 miles away,it can take upward of three plus hours round trip. So we drive to Church Sunday morning, Service, Womens tea (I talk hunting and management with the other men) then off to Wal*mart and home. LOL, I do not think my wife has ever sat in the front seat of anything.

[Soldier John]

Re: So, why isn't there a women's forum?

. You'll never find her on line, as computers are technical machines and she is a mere female.

Amen. A woman's will is too weak for the temptations of a computer. My mother has never been on a computer and she is proud of that.

[Soldier John]

Re: So, why isn't there a women's forum?

If it was not for the fact that most of the women who comment on here are clearly married to real Christian men and thus obviously have their husbands (or fathers) permission, I would be very, very, concerned with the amount of female comments on this site. But as I said, clearly the men in their lives know of their activities and approve.

[Levi Jones]

Re: So, why isn't there a women's forum?

If it was not for the fact that most of the women who comment on here are clearly married to real Christian men and thus obviously have their husbands (or fathers) permission, I would be very, very, concerned with the amount of female comments on this site. But as I said, clearly the men in their lives know of their activities and approve.

Hello, friend. You seem like a fine young man. Why not head over to The introduction forum? Tell us more about yourself. What church you attend, your favorite Bible verse, your wife's best pie and etc.

[IblazeEternal]

Re: So, why isn't there a women's forum?

So...just to clear this...you people know how sexist this whole thing is, right? I mean, i dont really care at this point, but its sorta demeaning to the other half of the species, without which we would be entirely unable to survive...at all...i mean...give some respect to the people who further the reproductive compasity of the species, will ya? Still though...i guess you could argue that the human population is too large anyway, so people should probably just kill eachother for fun.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: So, why isn't there a women's forum?

So...just to clear this...you people know how sexist this whole thing is, right?

We simply follow God's Law. If you want to know what God thinks about women try reading the Bible for a change. We didn't write this, we just obey it.

Genesis 3:16 Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.

1st Timothy 2:11 Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection.
1st Timothy 2:12 But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.

Colossians 3:18 Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as it is fit in the Lord

I mean, i dont really care at this point, but its sorta demeaning to the other half of the species, without which we would be entirely unable to survive...at all...i mean...give some respect to the people who further the reproductive compasity of the species, will ya?

And without the other half (men), the human species couldn't survive, now could it?

[IblazeEternal]

Re: So, why isn't there a women's forum?

Depending on the level of medical knowledge, yes, it actually could, we can replicate sperm cells, so thats not really a problem...in fact..bio engineering (playing god ) would make the argument irrelivent.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: So, why isn't there a women's forum?

but its sorta demeaning to the other half of the species, without which we would be entirely unable to survive

I have great respect for woman. After all we need them to make babies and clean the house. But that doesn't mean we should waste time on listening to their endless babbling about nothing.

so people should probably just kill eachother for fun.

We prefer to leave the killing each other to the catholics and the muslims. The only thing I kill for fun is rodents and food.

we can replicate sperm cells

Really? It's getting worse and worse.

[kissie]

Re: So, why isn't there a women's forum?

We Ladies have the Nail Parlor to discuss such trivias.
Our menfolk certainly don't want to accidentally click on something here and read about these disgusting things.

Our men NEVER enter the Freehold Nail Parlor.

My apologies to the Pastors for entering your man-zone but I thought it necessary.

Dear Honorable White Miss Talitha,
May something of color like me perhaps dare say that Your Honorable White Highness can call something like me female but definetly not a Lady?
Most submissively,
kissie

[James Hutchins]

Re: So, why isn't there a women's forum?

Dear Honorable White Miss Talitha,
May something of color like me perhaps dare say that Your Honorable White Highness can call something like me female but definetly not a Lady?
Most submissively,
kissie

She would call you a nigress. As would any decent True Christian(tm).
Shouldn't you be scrubbing skivvies instead of posting in the MENS forum?

[Jackson Lockwood.III]

Re: So, why isn't there a women's forum?

If you ask my opinion, I think this forum would benefit with greater diversity, multi-cultural sensitivities, and tolerance of those with differing viewpoints. The main problem I find with the Landover church (and forums) is that it upholds the idea of the White Christian American Heterosexual Male as the only authority on whom can speak about issues, while the women are rendered second-class citizens. Please hear me out. I propose the following additions to the forums...

• Feminist Women's Forum: "I am Woman, hear me TYPE!" (No Men Allowed)
• African-American Forum: "Darker the Berry, Sweeter the Juice" (No Whites Allowed)
• Gay/Lesbian Rights Forum: "We are Gay and that's O-kay!" (No heterosexuals allowed)
• Communist and Socialist political theory dicussion board: "Workers of the World, unite!" (No fascist capitalists allowed)
• Atheists Forum: "We Don't Need No Superstition. We Don't Need No Thought Control." (No Christians allowed)

And so forth. By promoting tolerance and diversity, I would imagine that Landover could triple its membership base! Instead of reinforcing the hegemony and imperialistic fascist idea of allowing only one school of thought on these boards and thereby creating an environment of entropy, we could reach out to oppressed minorities and give them equal time to promote their (more valid) viewpoints.

Yeah, sure, that's a great idea!!
Oh, look and see what it's done for all the other places where that idealism has been adopted??
That kind of politically correct inanity has NO place here, or anywhere else for that matter. If you don't like this place, you don't have to be here you blathering polcorr driveller.
Tolerance and diversity...tell that to the muslims, go ahead, TRY--and you'll be picking a lot of AK-47 bullets out of your hide.
Opressed minorities?
Like the North American Hetero White Christian Male??
I LOVE how you state, and I quote;
"we could reach out to oppressed minorities and give them equal time to promote their (more valid) viewpoints."
MORE VALID viewpoints????
Like your racist, exclusionary insanity??

DON'T come up around where I live you worthless slattern...there's a lot of wilderness up here you could get 'lost' in.
White Christian American Heterosexual Males ARE the Authority of this world, NOW and forever.
Deal with it.