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  • #16
    Re: So, why isn't there a women's forum?

    If you ask my opinion, I think this forum would benefit with greater diversity, multi-cultural sensitivities, and tolerance of those with differing viewpoints. The main problem I find with the Landover church (and forums) is that it upholds the idea of the White Christian American Heterosexual Male as the only authority on whom can speak about issues, while the women are rendered second-class citizens. Please hear me out. I propose the following additions to the forums...
    • Feminist Women's Forum: "I am Woman, hear me TYPE!" (No Men Allowed)
    • African-American Forum: "Darker the Berry, Sweeter the Juice" (No Whites Allowed)
    • Gay/Lesbian Rights Forum: "We are Gay and that's O-kay!" (No heterosexuals allowed)
    • Communist and Socialist political theory dicussion board: "Workers of the World, unite!" (No fascist capitalists allowed)
    • Atheists Forum: "We Don't Need No Superstition. We Don't Need No Thought Control." (No Christians allowed)
    And so forth. By promoting tolerance and diversity, I would imagine that Landover could triple its membership base! Instead of reinforcing the hegemony and imperialistic fascist idea of allowing only one school of thought on these boards and thereby creating an environment of entropy, we could reach out to oppressed minorities and give them equal time to promote their (more valid) viewpoints.
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    • #17
      Re: So, why isn't there a women's forum?

      Originally posted by Professor Tyeisha X View Post
      If you ask my opinion,............

      If anyone wanted your opinion, they would of beaten it out of you.
      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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      • #18
        Re: So, why isn't there a women's forum?

        Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
        If anyone wanted your opinion, they would of beaten it out of you.
        Is that supposed to be some racist reference to slavery? Miss the times when white men could unabashedly physically beat African-American women with complete impugnity?
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        • #19
          Re: So, why isn't there a women's forum?

          Not at all. Beating is something done to a bad egg. To not have impunity, you must have witnesses.

          Never heard of "impugnity" is that what a flat nose is?
          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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          • #20
            Re: So, why isn't there a women's forum?

            Originally posted by Professor Tyeisha X View Post
            If you ask my opinion, I think this forum would benefit with greater diversity, multi-cultural sensitivities, and tolerance of those with differing viewpoints.
            We tolerate a rabid Lesbian, a heathen God-mocker, a violent Negress, a fashion victim, an obnoxious and insulting troll, an overeducated Afrocentrist, and a hot-tempered Feminazi.

            Aren't you enough diversity for one forum?
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            • #21
              Re: So, why isn't there a women's forum?

              Originally posted by Professor Tyeisha X View Post
              Is that supposed to be some racist reference to slavery? Miss the times when white men could unabashedly physically beat African-American women with complete impugnity?
              I'm sure those forums exist, however if you're searching for something of that kind this is the wrong place to search

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              • #22
                Re: So, why isn't there a women's forum?

                Because you can't darn a sock or dry laundry online.
                God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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                • #23
                  Re: So, why isn't there a women's forum?

                  Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                  What would they say that was of any interest? Pie recipes and tips on getting out tough stains would be a waste of God's precious bandwidth.
                  Please, my daughter is interested in politics, religion, science, music and art among other things. She is quite a scholar and does better than her brother infact. Women can have interests of their own you know.

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                  • #24
                    Re: So, why isn't there a women's forum?

                    Originally posted by BrianAddams View Post
                    Please, my daughter is interested in politics, religion, science, music and art among other things. She is quite a scholar and does better than her brother infact. Women can have interests of their own you know.
                    Then it is your Christian duty to subjugate her! If I were you I'd give her the beating of her life. Do you want her to grow up to become a lezbean??

                    The only "interests" girls need are how better to serve the Lord and their husband.
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                    • #25
                      Re: So, why isn't there a women's forum?

                      Originally posted by Professor Tyeisha X View Post
                      If you ask my opinion, I think this forum would benefit with greater diversity, multi-cultural sensitivities, and tolerance of those with differing viewpoints. The main problem I find with the Landover church (and forums) is that it upholds the idea of the White Christian American Heterosexual Male as the only authority on whom can speak about issues, while the women are rendered second-class citizens. Please hear me out. I propose the following additions to the forums...
                      • Feminist Women's Forum: "I am Woman, hear me TYPE!" (No Men Allowed)
                      • African-American Forum: "Darker the Berry, Sweeter the Juice" (No Whites Allowed)
                      • Gay/Lesbian Rights Forum: "We are Gay and that's O-kay!" (No heterosexuals allowed)
                      • Communist and Socialist political theory dicussion board: "Workers of the World, unite!" (No fascist capitalists allowed)
                      • Atheists Forum: "We Don't Need No Superstition. We Don't Need No Thought Control." (No Christians allowed)

                      And so forth. By promoting tolerance and diversity, I would imagine that Landover could triple its membership base! Instead of reinforcing the hegemony and imperialistic fascist idea of allowing only one school of thought on these boards and thereby creating an environment of entropy, we could reach out to oppressed minorities and give them equal time to promote their (more valid) viewpoints.
                      If we were to follow through with your propositions, then our "unsaved unwelcome" policy would be rendered useless and our policy must be upheld at all times!
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                      • #26
                        Re: So, why isn't there a women's forum?

                        Originally posted by BrianAddams View Post
                        Please, my daughter is interested in politics, religion, science, music and art among other things. She is quite a scholar and does better than her brother infact. Women can have interests of their own you know.
                        So basically, you have two sons, but one's a sissyboy who likes playing dress-up, and you encourage him in this? Stop it at once!
                        O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



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                        • #27
                          Re: So, why isn't there a women's forum?

                          Originally posted by BrianAddams View Post
                          Please, my daughter is interested in politics, religion, science, music and art among other things. She is quite a scholar and does better than her brother infact. Women can have interests of their own you know.
                          Watch this and take heed:

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                          • #28
                            Re: So, why isn't there a women's forum?

                            1 Corinthians 14:34-35
                            34 Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience as also saith the law.
                            35 And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church.
                            By what I see here in my good old KJV 1611; if they have to stay silent in our meetings, then they should definitely keep silent in our forum. Unless of course she got permission from her True Christian™ husband
                            Leonard Paul Holyfire
                            Demonologist

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                            • #29
                              Re: So, why isn't there a women's forum?

                              This board does NOT need a women only section. I am all for keeping them in their place - and having their own place - ANY place - is not it.

                              -ND

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                              • #30
                                Re: So, why isn't there a women's forum?

                                There is no Woman's thread because this Forum is Sexist. Though that it was clearly oblivious ? I mean wasn't the 1940 Youtube video that Woman should know their place the kitchen, enough ? Oh maybe it's because all the beating up woman comments and only woman brag about their periods or want to make pies in the kitchen for a personal rant. Newsflash, Woman actually have normal human issues and dilemmas just like Men do. Oh and love it how the Woman gender is in the same line and place and just as degrading here as Homosexuals. Oh wow, Woman will never get there own personal thread here. Why because this forum is lead by a bunch of immature sexist men who want to head back to the 1930 period so they can beat up their wives and be treated like the King of the household. Oh Wow.
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