[Halleluyah Rob]

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I do not have to respect myself!

What Christian man would want a slutty woman?

hehehe, oooh obviously i hit a nerve Mrs. Whitford. You guys are just here to bash on other people. so yes i am going to persecute you : D

Are you not the one here on OUR forums insulting not only us, but the Lord Jesus as well? You have pleasure in persecuting a peaceful group of people dedicated to Jesus as well? You are an icon of Satan himself.

First of all, you DO NOT talk about my father like that! Stupid assholes, and NO i will not apologize. You are not true christians. If this is how true christians are then i am now Agnostic, the bible has not given me any real proof of the lord. you say that he just appeared one day out of nowhere. who was his mother, how did he really get there? you say he is eternal, he had to come from somewhere. Maybe saudi arabia? you never know, Muslims may have the right religion

You've just admitted your father isn't a True Christian™. at least you've taken one step towards the truth .

Appeared out of no where? Luke 2:6-16

And so it was, that, while they were there, the days were accomplished that she should be delivered. And she brought forth her firstborn son, and wrapped him in swaddling clothes, and laid him in a manger; because there was no room for them in the inn.
And there were in the same country shepherds abiding in the field, keeping watch over their flock by night.
And, lo, the angel of the Lord came upon them, and the glory of the Lord shone round about them: and they were sore afraid.
And the angel said unto them, Fear not: for, behold, I bring you good tidings of great joy, which shall be to all people.
For unto you is born this day in the city of David a Saviour, which is Christ the Lord.
And this shall be a sign unto you; Ye shall find the babe wrapped in swaddling clothes, lying in a manger.
And suddenly there was with the angel a multitude of the heavenly host praising God, and saying,
Glory to God in the highest, and on earth peace, good will toward men.
And it came to pass, as the angels were gone away from them into heaven, the shepherds said one to another, Let us now go even unto Bethlehem, and see this thing which is come to pass, which the Lord hath made known unto us.
And they came with haste, and found Mary, and Joseph, and the babe lying in a manger.

Once again, God is CLEAR-AS-DAY-LIGHT, but false-Christians like your father and you (that is, if you were only joking about being agnostic now) change God's words around to fit in with modern LIEberal society.

[UnRealword]

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Wow, not only is this rediculously ignorant sounding because Christianity was started in Jeruselum a foreign country with foreign foods. SO there for the foreign food thing is well least to say stupid. But you spelled Choriszzo wrong or how ever you spelled it Chorizo. And their delicious. And I can't imagine how you could use a churro as a sodomistic object, seeing as how its doughy so it'd be pretty damn hard. Also you might as well take italian and french bread off the list. By the way half of those foods on that list, their people are way more CHristian than America will ever be, since you like to abuse every power you have christianity was no where near like that. I'm sure Jesus didn't give up his life so you could take over every part of everyone else. These "Holistic" rules you have put up take away a humans basic right to freedom. The very thing Jesus and his followers wanted, freedom to practice their religion freely.

[Nobar King]

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The very thing Jesus and his followers wanted, freedom to practice their religion freely.

You're thinking of the pilgrims who founded America.

[Cranky Old Man]

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Wow, not only is this ridiculously ignorant sounding because Christianity was started in Jerusalem a foreign country

You never noticed Israel is no longer Christian? Something to do with murdering Jesus Chris perhaps? It seems to be you who is ignorant, and I am not only talking about your spelling there.

more CHristian than America will ever be

And again you show how ignorant you are. There is no nation more Christian than America and God clearly is an American.

[Nobar King]

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I think it goes without saying that serving jellyfish is not permitted in a True Christian home:

[NewlySaved]

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What if one were to smash the pumpkin over and over mutilating it and then place it in a pie crust and bake it in the oven as is traditional on the Christian American holiday of Thanksgiving?

And what about this Genesis quotation:

11And God said, Let the earth bring forth grass, the herb yielding seed, and the fruit tree yielding fruit after his kind, whose seed is in itself, upon the earth: and it was so. 12And the earth brought forth grass, and herb yielding seed after his kind, and the tree yielding fruit, whose seed was in itself, after his kind: and God saw that it was good.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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What if one were to smash the pumpkin over and over mutilating it and then place it in a pie crust and bake it in the oven as is traditional on the Christian American holiday of Thanksgiving?

And what about this Genesis quotation:

11And God said, Let the earth bring forth grass, the herb yielding seed, and the fruit tree yielding fruit after his kind, whose seed is in itself, upon the earth: and it was so. 12And the earth brought forth grass, and herb yielding seed after his kind, and the tree yielding fruit, whose seed was in itself, after his kind: and God saw that it was good.

Pumpkins are not grass, herbs, or fruit trees.

[Jacob the Angry Liar]

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I think it goes without saying that serving jellyfish is not permitted in a True Christian home:

[SATANIC IMAGE DELETED]

And all that have not fins and scales in the seas, and in the rivers, of all that move in the waters, and of any living thing which is in the waters, they shall be an abomination unto you:
They shall be even an abomination unto you; ye shall not eat of their flesh, but ye shall have their carcases in abomination. Whatsoever hath no fins nor scales in the waters, that shall be an abomination unto you. (Leviticus 11:10-12)

And whatsoever hath not fins and scales ye may not eat; it is unclean unto you (Deuteronomy 14:10)

I should certainly hope that this "food" isn't in any True Christian™ households! It looks like it was made by chinks too, so that's a double no-no.

[Steve WiseMan]

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Pumpkins are not grass, herbs, or fruit trees.

Lady of the Church, perhaps thou ought to ask thou's husband rather than post here thyself. Is not it obvious your opinions on such matters are renderred irrelevant by our Book? I suggest ye sit back in silence and listen before God's holy wrath smiteth ye down. Perhaps you and your pie baking friends have grown tired of pie baking, but logically speaking if apples the fruits of satan, may be baked than thus so may pumpkins my dear.

[Mistress Cookie]

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logically speaking if apples the fruits of satan, may be baked than thus so may pumpkins my dear.

I am glad you're vigilant, Brother WiseMan, but I am happy to report that the Pastors have deemed apple pies to be safe for Christians.

See this thread: Are Apple Pies Okay?

It is a good topic for discussion, however, and I'm glad you brought it up. Better safe than sorry!

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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Lady of the Church, perhaps thou ought to ask thou's husband rather than post here thyself. Is not it obvious your opinions on such matters are renderred irrelevant by our Book? I suggest ye sit back in silence and listen before God's holy wrath smiteth ye down. Perhaps you and your pie baking friends have grown tired of pie baking, but logically speaking if apples the fruits of satan, may be baked than thus so may pumpkins my dear.

Friend, you are not my husband nor are you my father, my pastor, or my Savior. You have no say in my life. If my husband, Mr. Whitford, had any problem with anything I say here, he would let me know (and would probably do so with his belt).
Apple pies get a pass because they are a symbol of America, God's Favorite Nation.

[TaraAnne]

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I do apologies if this has already been said, but I do not allow pork in my home. Nasty animals that remind me of my cousin and here free love. A prime example would be the French, I am sorry but I will never let a filthy animal find any type of food for me. I also believe that swine flu is punishment from God for eating pork.




"And the swine, because it divides the hoof, yet does not chew the cud, it is unclean unto you: you shall not eat of their flesh, nor touch their dead carcase." - Leviticus 11:7,8; Deuteronomy 14:8

[zMuffinMan]

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This thread cannot be serious..... *rubs eyes*

[Seth Campbell]

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This thread cannot be serious..... *rubs eyes*

If you don't like it, go away. All you've done is logged in here to criticize us.

[Christy]

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What about sub sandwiches? Something about asking for a 6 inch or foot-long makes me feel all naughty and sinful.

Thanks for posting this list. We are going to purge our pantries tonight. Glory!