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Here are a few questions that you can ask yourself.
1 Does he take more time than you do when dressing for dinner?
2 Does he have more shoes than you do?
3 Does he have better taste in clothing than you do?
4 Does he pluck his eye brows?
5 Does he use fruity smelling shampoos?
6 Does he go to a hair salon for his hair cuts, and does he get pedicures and manicures while he is there?
7 When doing yard work does he keep his shirt on, but when at a summer party does he takes it off when surrounded by other men?
8 Does he wear a speedo?
9 When around other men does he giggle like a school girl and use a lot of hand gestures?
10 Does he have a collection of Broadway show tunes on CD?
11 Does he know all the words to the songs and sings along ?
12 When a handsome man enters the room does he gasp, and remark on his looks?
13 If your manman does house work, is he better at it than you?
14 Does he know how to remove stains from clothing, carpet and marble countertops?
15 Other than the outside BBQ grill does your man know how to cook?
16 Does he share cleaning and cooking tips with other men?
17 When watching a movie does he enjoy chick flicks?
18 Does he like Peewee Herman or Sandra Bullock?
19 Does he take unexpected short trips to the Orient or San Francisco?
20 When he returns from a trip, have you ever found another man's underwear mixed in with his? (They keep them as a trophy)
If you have answered yes to at least three of these questions, your man may be a closet Homersexural.
1 Does he take more time than you do when dressing for dinner?
2 Does he have more shoes than you do?
3 Does he have better taste in clothing than you do?
4 Does he pluck his eye brows?
5 Does he use fruity smelling shampoos?
6 Does he go to a hair salon for his hair cuts, and does he get pedicures and manicures while he is there?
7 When doing yard work does he keep his shirt on, but when at a summer party does he takes it off when surrounded by other men?
8 Does he wear a speedo?
9 When around other men does he giggle like a school girl and use a lot of hand gestures?
10 Does he have a collection of Broadway show tunes on CD?
11 Does he know all the words to the songs and sings along ?
12 When a handsome man enters the room does he gasp, and remark on his looks?
13 If your manman does house work, is he better at it than you?
14 Does he know how to remove stains from clothing, carpet and marble countertops?
15 Other than the outside BBQ grill does your man know how to cook?
16 Does he share cleaning and cooking tips with other men?
17 When watching a movie does he enjoy chick flicks?
18 Does he like Peewee Herman or Sandra Bullock?
19 Does he take unexpected short trips to the Orient or San Francisco?
20 When he returns from a trip, have you ever found another man's underwear mixed in with his? (They keep them as a trophy)
If you have answered yes to at least three of these questions, your man may be a closet Homersexural.
I'm afraid to go lower than number 5. I'm so not ready to be a single True Christian mom. 
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