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    I got Luke a new umbrella

    The tropical wet season is coming up soon for the top end of Western Australia.

    So I got Disciple Luke a new umbrella.

    It is now only 10 more sleeps until we marry.

    2 Chronicles 7:14
    14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.
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    Re: I got Luke a new umbrella

    BORING. Have a life, girl! Read a book, take a train, go on a walk, see a gig. 'I bought xxxx an umbrella'? REALLY?
    A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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      Re: I got Luke a new umbrella

      Ignore the hateful atheist. She is inwardly jealous of your virginal delight in marrying properly while she has damned herself in fornication, drugs and rock music and has lost Jesus.

      You have done a fine thing and your father is no doubt very proud of you.
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      John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

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      • #4
        Re: I got Luke a new umbrella

        That's a cute umbrella, very punny! Where did you get it?
        Just a Christian Girl.

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          Re: I got Luke a new umbrella

          Originally posted by abigail catherine View Post
          BORING. Have a life, girl! Read a book, take a train, go on a walk, see a gig. 'I bought xxxx an umbrella'? REALLY?
          Let's see here:

          You joined a Christian church's discussion forum, even though you're a God-mocking atheist.

          You then read through who knows how many posts to find Sister Charli's about buying a funny umbrella -- from September 2010. Since then, Sister Charli has gotten married and borne her husband a son!

          Your life is so incredibly dull that you need to insult her for not having a life, when the best way you can spend your time is necroposting?

          Got a mirror, Crabbygail?
          Bible boring? Nonsense!
          Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
          You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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            Re: I got Luke a new umbrella

            Originally posted by abigail catherine View Post
            BORING. Have a life, girl! Read a book, take a train, go on a walk, see a gig. 'I bought xxxx an umbrella'? REALLY?
            read a book? bible isnt good enough for you?
            determined to become a good Christian housewife!

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            • #7
              Re: I got Luke a new umbrella

              Originally posted by Sister Charli View Post
              The tropical wet season is coming up soon for the top end of Western Australia.

              So I got Disciple Luke a new umbrella.

              It is now only 10 more sleeps until we marry.

              you come from australia? im in australia at the moment with my husbands work!!
              determined to become a good Christian housewife!

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