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  • ThatMongoloidChick
    Unsaved trash, teenaged pervert
    • Nov 2012
    • 6

    #166
    Re: Hiding Bruises

    You all should call Domestic Abuse Hotline and after that you should probably seek some psychological help, since you all are bat-shit crazy and don't realize that you should not be beaten by anybody

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    • Thomas Taylor
      Forum Member
      Forum Member
      • Oct 2012
      • 1486

      #167
      Re: Hiding Bruises

      Originally posted by ThatMongoloidChick View Post
      You all should call Domestic Abuse Hotline and after that you should probably seek some psychological help, since you all are bat-shit crazy and don't realize that you should not be beaten by anybody
      It's obvious that when you were growing up you were not beaten enough. Now go and write an introduction as you have been instructed on numerous occasions. Come on now woman, chop, chop.
      Isaiah 66:15

      For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.

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      • vaporsniffer
        Unsaved Trash, degenerate godmocker
        • Nov 2012
        • 2

        #168
        Re: Hiding Bruises

        Yes, you should not cover up the bruises from your husband, I mean, why should you care what your hippy neighboors think anyways, I mean, do they even care what you think? Have you asked yourself that question before? Maybe you should just re bake that pie, and simply seek forgiveness from your sins, even if it was from buring the pie, sheesh, maybe your man just needs to eat your pie more, instead of istilling the fear in you by beating you which is not a very christian thing to do even if you are full of sin ,) ***Pornographic Spam Deleted*** If god was here, he would be vaping for sure ,) and not beating up his wife for the sake of the lord! He would be ashamed of you!
        Last edited by Mary Etheldreda; 11-02-2012, 10:22 PM. Reason: removed porn
        Revelation 20:10
        And the devil that deceived them was cast into the lake of fire and brimstone, where the beast and the false prophet are, and shall be tormented day and night for ever and ever.

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        • husbandslover
          Forum Member
          Forum Member
          • Mar 2013
          • 51

          #169
          Re: Hiding Bruises

          My husband disciplines me on my bottom so that there is no concern of hiding any marks, also it makes it even more uncomfortable to sit so I get much more done when spanked on my bottom. If he didn't discipline me, I would still be lost and never came to repentance. He paddles me daily as a reminder. Today he spanked me w/a clothes hanger for back-talking and washed my mouth out with soap. Then made me do murga for ten minutes. The correct response to him is yes sir. No matter what.

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          • BelieverInGod
            Fourm Member
            Forum Member
            • Feb 2010
            • 9269

            #170
            Re: Hiding Bruises

            Originally posted by husbandslover View Post
            My husband disciplines me on my bottom so that there is no concern of hiding any marks, also it makes it even more uncomfortable to sit so I get much more done when spanked on my bottom. If he didn't discipline me, I would still be lost and never came to repentance. He paddles me daily as a reminder. Today he spanked me w/a clothes hanger for back-talking and washed my mouth out with soap. Then made me do murga for ten minutes. The correct response to him is yes sir. No matter what.
            murga?
            Drama queen

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            • Betty Sue
              Unsaved trash, confirmed retard
              • Dec 2012
              • 67

              #171
              Re: Hiding Bruises

              Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
              murga?


              WHYW OULD SHE do musicial theater from SOUTH AMERICCA?
              For if the woman be not covered, let her also be shorn: but if it be a shame for a woman to be shorn or shaven, let her be covered. (1 Corinthians 11:6)

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              • MitzaLizalor
                Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2010
                • 14143

                #172
                Re: Hiding Bruises

                [wikipedia is biased against Godlimess]
                WHYW OULD SHE do musicial theater from SOUTH AMERICCA?
                I think it's one of their chicken dishes.

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                • BelieverInGod
                  Fourm Member
                  Forum Member
                  • Feb 2010
                  • 9269

                  #173
                  Re: Hiding Bruises

                  Originally posted by Betty Sue View Post
                  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murga

                  WHYW OULD SHE do musicial theater from SOUTH AMERICCA?
                  She had to do 10 minutes of South American musical theater?

                  Wow, and I thought scrubbing grout with a toothbrush was a pain.
                  Drama queen

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                  • husbandslover
                    Forum Member
                    Forum Member
                    • Mar 2013
                    • 51

                    #174
                    Re: Hiding Bruises

                    Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
                    She had to do 10 minutes of South American musical theater?

                    Wow, and I thought scrubbing grout with a toothbrush was a pain.
                    No mam. Its murga punishement. Its where you have to bend over and wrap your arms around your legs and in between them while holding on to your ears.

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                    • BelieverInGod
                      Fourm Member
                      Forum Member
                      • Feb 2010
                      • 9269

                      #175
                      Re: Hiding Bruises

                      Originally posted by husbandslover View Post
                      No mam. Its murga punishement. Its where you have to bend over and wrap your arms around your legs and in between them while holding on to your ears.
                      Okay, I found it, now I'm seriously worried about your husband and this church you belong to.

                      1. It comes from Hindoo and is supposed to humiliate you by making you "look like a rooster"
                      2. Even the Hindoo's say it's a punishment for boys
                      3. It's popular in the BDSM cult and that's run by homers.

                      Does your 'church' have this symbol anywhere?



                      Could we get a Pastor to step in here? Pastor Zeke? You have experience with this chink stuff.
                      Drama queen

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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78551

                        #176
                        Re: Hiding Bruises

                        I know that all slants have an amazing threshold for pain. It's like they don't feel it. I've personally tested this theory out hundreds of times on my 14 year old indonesian houseboy. He never even flinches. He just keeps taking it.

                        Slants are weird creatures.
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • Billy Bob Jenkins
                          Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                          About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                          Hates anal sex. And trees.
                          True Christian™
                          • May 2010
                          • 8337

                          #177
                          Re: Hiding Bruises

                          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                          I know that all slants have an amazing threshold for pain. It's like they don't feel it. I've personally tested this theory out hundreds of times on my 14 year old indonesian houseboy. He never even flinches. He just keeps taking it.

                          Slants are weird creatures.
                          Brown people don't actually feel pain the way normal people do. On the one hand, this makes them well suited for plantation work, but on the other hand, they are much more difficult to motivate. Where a white woman can be motivated by a few firm slaps to the face, a porch monkey must be given dozens of lashes before it will even begin listening to you.
                          The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                          • husbandslover
                            Forum Member
                            Forum Member
                            • Mar 2013
                            • 51

                            #178
                            Re: Hiding Bruises

                            Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
                            Okay, I found it, now I'm seriously worried about your husband and this church you belong to.

                            1. It comes from Hindoo and is supposed to humiliate you by making you "look like a rooster"
                            2. Even the Hindoo's say it's a punishment for boys
                            3. It's popular in the BDSM cult and that's run by homers.

                            Does your 'church' have this symbol anywhere?



                            Could we get a Pastor to step in here? Pastor Zeke? You have experience with this chink stuff.
                            No they don't. I think he just heard about it from a friend of his and decided to use it. :/

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                            • Fool Agnostic
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              • Mar 2013
                              • 3

                              #179
                              Re: Hiding Bruises

                              A Marriage should be loving. Not with the woman under fear

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                              • Pastor Ezekiel
                                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                 
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 78551

                                #180
                                Re: Hiding Bruises

                                Originally posted by Faithful Agnostic View Post
                                A Marriage should be loving. Not with the woman under fear
                                Who asked for your opinion?

                                Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

                                And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

                                I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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