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  • #211
    Re: Hiding Bruises

    Originally posted by turdbear View Post
    ...Actually we don't like debating the Bible with people like you who will believe what you're going to believe no matter what anybody else says...
    Your presence here exposes that as blatantly hypocritical, on at least two levels.

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    • #212
      Re: Hiding Bruises

      Originally posted by turdbear View Post
      I'm not giving you my pastor's info, are you crazy?!!! I'm not sicking a pack of trolls on my pastor. He's got enough to worry about without you guys causing trouble. He'd probably have more patience to deal with you guys than I do, but also he wouldn't have this weird fascination with this board as I have. He would just try to give you the Gospel, and might answer some questions, but he's not going to debate a troll.
      We already have the Gospel. This whole site is dedicated to Jesus.

      I don't get what point you are trying to make.

      YIC
      1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

      Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

      Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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      • #213
        Re: Hiding Bruises

        Originally posted by turdbear View Post
        ...He would just try to give you the Gospel, and might answer some questions...
        Read: try to convince them of what it really means.

        Why do you tolerate him insulting your intelligence, by discounting your ability to read and understand the words as written in plain English?

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        • #214
          Re: Hiding Bruises

          @Didymus, I'm not here because I like debating the Bible, I'm here because most of this board is hilarious. Some of the wild and crazy stuff you guys come up with cracks me up.

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          • #215
            Re: Hiding Bruises

            Originally posted by turdbear View Post
            I'm not giving you my pastor's info, are you crazy?!!! I'm not sicking a pack of trolls on my pastor. He's got enough to worry about without you guys causing trouble. He'd probably have more patience to deal with you guys than I do, but also he wouldn't have this weird fascination with this board as I have. He would just try to give you the Gospel, and might answer some questions, but he's not going to debate a troll.
            Your paster is free to join us in worship and praise here! If he truly has some insight that is inspired by the Holy Spirit, as revealed through the Holy Bible, he will be well received indeed! Perhaps he will see, we are not "trolls" as you call us. We are simply True Christians(tm) who believe the LORD is trustworthy as He says He is.

            Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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            • #216
              Re: Hiding Bruises

              Originally posted by turdbear View Post
              ...I like debating the Bible...
              Where in the Bible does God say He wants His Word debated?

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              • #217
                Re: Hiding Bruises

                Originally posted by turdbear View Post
                ...I like debating the Bible...
                Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                Where in the Bible does God say He wants His Word debated?
                If you're having trouble coming up with something, I can suggest:

                2 Peter 1:20 "Knowing this first, that no prophecy of the scripture is of any private interpretation."

                Oh, wait...

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                • #218
                  Re: Hiding Bruises

                  Originally posted by turdbear View Post
                  @Didymus, I'm not here because I like debating the Bible, I'm here because most of this board is hilarious. Some of the wild and crazy stuff you guys come up with cracks me up.
                  What is so funny about the sacrifice that Jesus made for to save us from His righteous justice?

                  You sir, are one very strange bunny.

                  YIC
                  1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                  Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                  Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                  • #219
                    Re: Hiding Bruises

                    Originally posted by turdbear View Post
                    @Didymus, I'm not here because I like debating the Bible, I'm here because most of this board is hilarious. Some of the wild and crazy stuff you guys come up with cracks me up.
                    Are you implying that READING AND FOLLOWING THE BIBLE is "wild and crazy?" Because the Landover Church is not proposing anything that is not based on the Bible.

                    And following the entire Bible is the Christian thing to do:
                    James 2:10 For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.
                    God created fossils to test our faith.

                    * * *

                    My favorite LBC sermons:
                    True Christians are Perfect!
                    True Christian™ Love.
                    Salvation™ made Easy!
                    You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                    Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                    Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                     Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                    Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                    The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                    Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                    God HATES Rational Thinking!
                    True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                    • #220
                      Re: Hiding Bruises

                      Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
                      Yet another retard who doesn't understand the difference between a correction and abuse.
                      BILLIEJAN is not a retarded becasue we AHVE MORE SEnse than that
                      For if the woman be not covered, let her also be shorn: but if it be a shame for a woman to be shorn or shaven, let her be covered. (1 Corinthians 11:6)

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                      • #221
                        Re: Hiding Bruises

                        Originally posted by turdbear View Post
                        Most Baptists absolutely don't believe this crap they're peddling on this board.
                        Yep, in fact it was a "baptist" minister who told me that reading the Bible was a sin. He got tired of me asking him to explain the scripture that he had taken out of context.

                        In fact I almost lost my faith because of these false christians and their cherry picking ways. Thank GOD that I found Bible believing Christians!
                        Drama queen

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                        • #222
                          Re: Hiding Bruises

                          I didn't know it was a sin to burn a pie..or that doing so was a punishable offense..and that punching a woman in the eye was considered anything but abuse...now if I had been reading a book, been on the computer etc., and ignored the timer which tells one the pie was done..then a little trip over my husbands knee to remind me that paying more attention to the timer on the stove was much more important than finishing the chapter I was on..or finishing what ever else I was doing...now that kind of discipline I would consider more appropriate ...and packing my bags and leaving would never occur to me..
                          1 Corinthians 11:3
                          But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

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                          • #223
                            Re: Hiding Bruises

                            Originally posted by janet the skanky slut View Post
                            I didn't know it was a sin to burn a pie..or that doing so was a punishable offense..and that punching a woman in the eye was considered anything but abuse...now if I had been reading a book, been on the computer etc., and ignored the timer which tells one the pie was done..then a little trip over my husbands knee to remind me that paying more attention to the timer on the stove was much more important than finishing the chapter I was on..or finishing what ever else I was doing...now that kind of discipline I would consider more appropriate ...and packing my bags and leaving would never occur to me..
                            I thought you divorced your husband because he was a faggot who cheated on you with every man in town.

                            If you're going to lie, at least attempt to keep it straight.
                            Drama queen

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                            • #224
                              Re: Hiding Bruises

                              Daisy Mae:

                              I am so happy for you and Pastor Ezekiel and the love you share. I can imagine that you will have many happy years ahead of you.

                              Pastor Ezekiel, your offer to Mrs. Etheldreda was truly kind and from the heart.

                              Yours in Christ,
                              Mrs. Carol Arends

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                              • #225
                                Re: Hiding Bruises

                                When Mr. Arends corrects me, he uses a hairbrush and his hand. He tends to hit me only on the buttocks, fingertips, and legs. He is avoiding the stomach area at the time because I am 5 months pregnant with twin boys and he does not want to risk the life of two healthy boys until about 3 months before they are born.

                                A woman needs correcting by her husband and/or her father.

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