[Didymus Much]

Re: Hiding Bruises

...Actually we don't like debating the Bible with people like you who will believe what you're going to believe no matter what anybody else says...

Your presence here exposes that as blatantly hypocritical, on at least two levels.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Hiding Bruises

I'm not giving you my pastor's info, are you crazy?!!! I'm not sicking a pack of trolls on my pastor. He's got enough to worry about without you guys causing trouble. He'd probably have more patience to deal with you guys than I do, but also he wouldn't have this weird fascination with this board as I have. He would just try to give you the Gospel, and might answer some questions, but he's not going to debate a troll.

We already have the Gospel. This whole site is dedicated to Jesus.

I don't get what point you are trying to make.

YIC

[Didymus Much]

Re: Hiding Bruises

...He would just try to give you the Gospel, and might answer some questions...

Read: try to convince them of what it really means.

Why do you tolerate him insulting your intelligence, by discounting your ability to read and understand the words as written in plain English?

[turdbear]

Re: Hiding Bruises

@Didymus, I'm not here because I like debating the Bible, I'm here because most of this board is hilarious. Some of the wild and crazy stuff you guys come up with cracks me up.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Hiding Bruises

I'm not giving you my pastor's info, are you crazy?!!! I'm not sicking a pack of trolls on my pastor. He's got enough to worry about without you guys causing trouble. He'd probably have more patience to deal with you guys than I do, but also he wouldn't have this weird fascination with this board as I have. He would just try to give you the Gospel, and might answer some questions, but he's not going to debate a troll.

Your paster is free to join us in worship and praise here! If he truly has some insight that is inspired by the Holy Spirit, as revealed through the Holy Bible, he will be well received indeed! Perhaps he will see, we are not "trolls" as you call us. We are simply True Christians(tm) who believe the LORD is trustworthy as He says He is.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Hiding Bruises

...I like debating the Bible...

Where in the Bible does God say He wants His Word debated?

[Didymus Much]

Re: Hiding Bruises

...I like debating the Bible...

Where in the Bible does God say He wants His Word debated?

If you're having trouble coming up with something, I can suggest:

2 Peter 1:20 "Knowing this first, that no prophecy of the scripture is of any private interpretation."

Oh, wait...

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Hiding Bruises

@Didymus, I'm not here because I like debating the Bible, I'm here because most of this board is hilarious. Some of the wild and crazy stuff you guys come up with cracks me up.

What is so funny about the sacrifice that Jesus made for to save us from His righteous justice?

You sir, are one very strange bunny.

YIC

[Basilissa]

Re: Hiding Bruises

@Didymus, I'm not here because I like debating the Bible, I'm here because most of this board is hilarious. Some of the wild and crazy stuff you guys come up with cracks me up.

Are you implying that READING AND FOLLOWING THE BIBLE is "wild and crazy?" Because the Landover Church is not proposing anything that is not based on the Bible.

And following the entire Bible is the Christian thing to do:
James 2:10 For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.

[Betty Sue]

Re: Hiding Bruises

Yet another retard who doesn't understand the difference between a correction and abuse.

BILLIEJAN is not a retarded becasue we AHVE MORE SEnse than that

[BelieverInGod]

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Most Baptists absolutely don't believe this crap they're peddling on this board.

Yep, in fact it was a "baptist" minister who told me that reading the Bible was a sin. He got tired of me asking him to explain the scripture that he had taken out of context.

In fact I almost lost my faith because of these false christians and their cherry picking ways. Thank GOD that I found Bible believing Christians!

[janet the skanky slut]

Re: Hiding Bruises

I didn't know it was a sin to burn a pie..or that doing so was a punishable offense..and that punching a woman in the eye was considered anything but abuse...now if I had been reading a book, been on the computer etc., and ignored the timer which tells one the pie was done..then a little trip over my husbands knee to remind me that paying more attention to the timer on the stove was much more important than finishing the chapter I was on..or finishing what ever else I was doing...now that kind of discipline I would consider more appropriate ...and packing my bags and leaving would never occur to me..

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Hiding Bruises

I didn't know it was a sin to burn a pie..or that doing so was a punishable offense..and that punching a woman in the eye was considered anything but abuse...now if I had been reading a book, been on the computer etc., and ignored the timer which tells one the pie was done..then a little trip over my husbands knee to remind me that paying more attention to the timer on the stove was much more important than finishing the chapter I was on..or finishing what ever else I was doing...now that kind of discipline I would consider more appropriate ...and packing my bags and leaving would never occur to me..

I thought you divorced your husband because he was a faggot who cheated on you with every man in town.

If you're going to lie, at least attempt to keep it straight.

[Truth of the Matter]

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Daisy Mae:

I am so happy for you and Pastor Ezekiel and the love you share. I can imagine that you will have many happy years ahead of you.

Pastor Ezekiel, your offer to Mrs. Etheldreda was truly kind and from the heart.

Yours in Christ,
Mrs. Carol Arends

[Truth of the Matter]

Re: Hiding Bruises

When Mr. Arends corrects me, he uses a hairbrush and his hand. He tends to hit me only on the buttocks, fingertips, and legs. He is avoiding the stomach area at the time because I am 5 months pregnant with twin boys and he does not want to risk the life of two healthy boys until about 3 months before they are born.

A woman needs correcting by her husband and/or her father.