[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hiding Bruises

Freedom of speech, First Amendment ... These ring a bell, Pastor ??

First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus and the Holy Word of God. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .


READ THE LINKS.

[Bag of bad creepers]

Re: Hiding Bruises

How would an allegedly God fearing, deeply religious man (such as you proclaim yourself to be) know anything about prostitutes, hmmm ? You doth protest too much.

I really hope that your wife reads this thread. I also hope that she has some spirit and slaps you back if you ever hit her or attempt to physically discipline her. Bully.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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How would an allegedly God fearing, deeply religious man (such as you proclaim yourself to be) know anything about prostitutes, hmmm ? You doth protest too much.

Jesus ministered to prostitutes, didn't He? For your information, I take members of the Landover Baptist Young Mens Prayer Warrior Group into the pits of hell in downtown Des Moines every Friday night, into the strip clubs and tittie bars, and we minister to those floozies and harlots for all we're worth! We throw fistfuls of money at them. We "make it rain!" But instead of a sinful "lap dance" we get those girls on their knees for JESUS. We have them begging for His Holy Spirit to enter them in no time! Mouth agape, the vixens don't know where to turn! Oh shout GLORY!!!

I really hope that your wife reads this thread. I also hope that she has some spirit and slaps you back if you ever hit her or attempt to physically discipline her. Bully.

For your information, I am not yet married. I have been engaged to Sister Daisy Mae for nearly 7 years now. We'll marry when the time is right, but I can tell you that I've sent her home with a black eye more than once for burning my steak.

Prov 20:30 The blueness of a wound cleanseth away evil: so do stripes the inward parts of the belly.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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So, Reverend, do you beat your wife ? If so, then you are a bully, not a REAL MAN.

I sincerely hope that your wife slaps you back and calls the cops on you if you ever lay a finger on her. Go and fight a Taliban thug, if you are feeling all that powerful and macho.

Did you bother to read what I posted? That's not my website, it is christiandomesticdiscipline.com.

A spanking for one of the Four D's is not "beating".

A True Christian(tm) man never hits his wife in anger, nor his child. Rather, he waits until he has calmed down, and then explains to his wife or child what is going to happen and why.

Frequently, the wife or child will start crying right then! But here the man must persevere; for, should he refrain from punishment one time, then the woman or child will cry as a ploy to avoid discipline.

Then, the man disciplines the woman or child. Finally, he comforts the woman or child and they pray together.

How is that cowardly?

Oh, do you know what's cowardly? Joining a Christian church's discussion forum from the supposed anonymity of your Mommy's basement and sniping at people on the other side of the country.

[Bag of bad creepers]

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For your information, I am not yet married. I have been engaged to Sister Daisy Mae for nearly 7 years now. We'll marry when the time is right, but I can tell you that I've sent her home with a black eye more than once for burning my steak.

Daisy Mae !!!! RUN, don't walk, far, far, far away from this creep. He visits prostitutes to minister to them..???? YEAH, RIGHT, and I was born just yesterday.

Run, girl, run.... Flee for your life. And nuke his place before you leave. I don't normally preach revenge but your Rabbi will forgive you in this case. This bully deserves a good, strong taste of his own medicine. He is a creep and a loser and a lily livered, little, COWARD. You deserve better !!! Don't allow him or his loser minions tell you any differently.

Leave .. Like yesterday, already.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Daisy Mae !!!! RUN, don't walk, far, far, far away from this creep. He visits prostitutes to minister to them..???? YEAH, RIGHT, and I was born just yesterday.

Run, girl, run.... Flee for your life. And nuke his place before you leave. I don't normally preach revenge but your Rabbi will forgive you in this case. This bully deserves a good, strong taste of his own medicine. He is a creep and a loser and a lily livered, little, COWARD. You deserve better !!! Don't allow him or his loser minions tell you any differently.

Leave .. Like yesterday, already.

Rabbi? This ain't some joo outfit.



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Daisy Mae !!!! RUN, don't walk, far, far, far away from this creep. He visits prostitutes to minister to them..???? YEAH, RIGHT, and I was born just yesterday.

Run, girl, run.... Flee for your life. And nuke his place before you leave. I don't normally preach revenge but your Rabbi will forgive you in this case. This bully deserves a good, strong taste of his own medicine. He is a creep and a loser and a lily livered, little, COWARD. You deserve better !!! Don't allow him or his loser minions tell you any differently.

Leave .. Like yesterday, already.

Dear Godmocking Dothead;

Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and drinking camel piss to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.

Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel

[Bag of bad creepers]

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Oh, do you know what's cowardly? Joining a Christian church's discussion forum from the supposed anonymity of your Mommy's basement and sniping at people on the other side of the country.

Actually, I have had quite enough already and am out of here for good. You all are just a bunch honest, upstanding men of religion. I came here to learn about Christianity ... Seen enough, had enough.

Goodbye. Jerks.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Actually, I have had quite enough already and am out of here for good. You all are just a bunch honest, upstanding men of religion. I came here to learn about Christianity ... Seen enough, had enough.

Goodbye. Jerks.

Honesty is alien to the dothead cult I guess.

Enjoy hell, Curryboy.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Daisy Mae !!!! RUN, don't walk, far, far, far away from this creep. He visits prostitutes to minister to them..???? YEAH, RIGHT, and I was born just yesterday.

Run, girl, run.... Flee for your life. And nuke his place before you leave. I don't normally preach revenge but your Rabbi will forgive you in this case. This bully deserves a good, strong taste of his own medicine. He is a creep and a loser and a lily livered, little, COWARD. You deserve better !!! Don't allow him or his loser minions tell you any differently.

Leave .. Like yesterday, already.

When has Pastor Zeke misquoted the Holy Bible or strayed from Its divine teachings?

[MitzaLizalor]

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When has Pastor Zeke misquoted the Holy Bible or strayed from Its divine teachings?

Miss Johnson has been a great comfort to me, Mrs Etheldreda in moments of trial and despair. There is just so much low-life out there and they do get me down but Jesus is my Friend and we have His example to follow. Amen?

LUKE 5
27 ¶ And after these things hee went foorth, and sawe a Publicane, named Leui, sitting at the receit of custome: and hee said vnto him, Follow me.
28 And he left all, rose vp, and followed him.
29 And Leui made him a great feast in his owne house: and there was a great company of Publicanes, and of others that sate downe with them.

whatever's meant by "publican" here it is clear that the sorts of
hangers-on are well below par as we see in the next verse

30 But the Scribes & Pharisees murmured against his disciples saying Why doe ye eate and drinke with Publicanes & sinners

low-life central - what did Jesus do?

31 And Iesus answering, said vnto them, They that are whole need not a physician: but they that are sicke.
32 I came not to call the righteous, but sinners to repentance.
©1611

Unfortunately I work in the arts where low-life also abounds and I'm often presented with situations that I would not choose and witness behaviours that, quite frankly, would leave me stunned BUT there is Jesus' example and He carries my sins far away. I know there are some vile wretches out there but Jesus strengthens me and I know that He strengthens Rev. Flint in his ministry just as He strengthened that wretch all those years ago. Jesus never changes. Hallelujah!

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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Sunday I accidentally put salt instead of sugar in the peach cobbler I made for Sunday Supper.

Zeke got a little upset about it and "corrected" me in a manly and wise way, as GOD demands.

Anyway, it turned out to be blessing in disguise. Besides being made aware that I need to be less absent minded, I now get to walk around with the image of JESUS hematoma!

How blessed am I!?!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Sunday I accidentally put salt instead of sugar in the peach cobbler I made for Sunday Supper.

Zeke got a little upset about it and "corrected" me in a manly and wise way, as GOD demands.

Anyway, it turned out to be blessing in disguise. Besides being made aware that I need to be less absent minded, I now get to walk around with the image of JESUS hematoma!

How blessed am I!?!

A lot of the bruises I leave resemble biblical figures. I once did 2 she-bears on Rev. Jim's 4th wife.

Or was it his 5th...

[Mrs. Naomi Portway]

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Most of my clothes I wear now cover up my arms and legs, so Aaron doesn't have to look at the ugly bruises I get since I'm so clumsy. We get them made by this lady.

[Jack O'fagan]

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Most of my clothes I wear now cover up my arms and legs, so Aaron doesn't have to look at the ugly bruises I get since I'm so clumsy. We get them made by this lady.

I hope you were a scarf or something Noami. I would never let my wife show that much cleavage.

YIC

Jack