[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Hiding Bruises

Most of my clothes I wear now cover up my arms and legs, so Aaron doesn't have to look at the ugly bruises I get since I'm so clumsy. We get them made by this lady.

When you're finished spending all of the good Captain's hard earned money frivolously, you might learn how to sew yourself. It's not hard, dear, and with one pattern you can make clothes for the whole family.

[tardhickley]

Re: Hiding Bruises

lmao. Christian female dogs. craaazy Christian female dogs. god isnt real whores. when you die, intercourse all will happen except many people will laugh when this website gets into the press!!

[Jack O'fagan]

Re: Hiding Bruises

lmao. Christian female dogs. craaazy Christian female dogs. god isnt real whores. when you die, intercourse all will happen except many people will laugh when this website gets into the press!!

The more people who hear about the Glory of God the better. We haven't got much time, Jesus might be back tomorrow.

YIC

Jack

[Kitchen Keepin]

Re: Hiding Bruises

Here is a man instructing a wife on proper behavior (perhaps she didn't have a mother or pastor to teach her?) but I don't understand her response.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Hiding Bruises

lmao. Christian female dogs. craaazy Christian female dogs. god isnt real whores. when you die, intercourse all will happen except many people will laugh when this website gets into the press!!

Turd, if you'd be so kind as to tell everybody you know about the Good News of Jesus, and how He will give His unconditional love to anyone who asks for it and obeys His every command, we'd be ever so grateful.

[Hannah Davis]

Re: Hiding Bruises

I find that in a liberal city such as New York, the best way to "hide" bruises is to cover myself in a long handmade dress. In the case that a liberal homer does see a bruise, I write it off as a fashion statement, done by makeup. No matter what those awful hellbound liberals say, I love my husband because he does see fit to discipline me in order to keep me in God's will.

[Bag of bad creepers]

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Wow, sounds like a match made in Heaven to me. Do you plan to reproduce, my dear ?

Sunday I accidentally put salt instead of sugar in the peach cobbler I made for Sunday Supper.

Zeke got a little upset about it and "corrected" me in a manly and wise way, as GOD demands.

Anyway, it turned out to be blessing in disguise. Besides being made aware that I need to be less absent minded, I now get to walk around with the image of JESUS hematoma!

How blessed am I!?!

[timmothy]

Re: Hiding Bruises

Well ladies, it's time to share our secrets. The liebral media seems to think there's something wrong with a husband disciplining his wife when she sins, so it has become necessary for us to find ways to hide our marks of punishment.

Yesterday, I am ashamed to say I burned the pie I was making for my husband. He disciplined me accordingly, and I don't want my hippy neighbors asking questions about the bruises. Any advice on concealment? They're mostly around my eyes, so I can't cover them with clothing. I have no make up in my house (Only whores do!) so that's out as well. I could try sun glasses, but my husband says they make me look mannish, so I'd prefer to save those as a last resort. Any other ideas, ladies?

my dear lady. their is discipline and their is abuse. Burning a pie is NOT A SIN! accidents happen. when they do your big stupid hubby needs to face the facts. IF ANYONE ABUSES THEIR WIFE OR KIDS I WILL COME SCRATCH YOUR EYES OUT FOR BEING A piffleING MORMON!

[Levi Jones]

Re: Hiding Bruises

IF ANYONE ABUSES THEIR WIFE OR KIDS I WILL COME SCRATCH YOUR EYES OUT FOR BEING A piffleING MORMON!

Discipline is not abuse, fool. Tell me where you get such ridiculous ideas.

I will also have you know, proper discipline is not limited Mormon households. Christians practice it too.

[Didymus Much]

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...I WILL COME SCRATCH YOUR EYES OUT FOR BEING A piffleING MORMON!

Do a Google image search for "internet tough guy", print one out, and staple it to your face. I'm tired.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Hiding Bruises

my dear lady. their is discipline and their is abuse. Burning a pie is NOT A SIN! accidents happen. when they do your big stupid hubby needs to face the facts. IF ANYONE ABUSES THEIR WIFE OR KIDS I WILL COME SCRATCH YOUR EYES OUT FOR BEING A piffleING MORMON!

Dear raging homosexual:

Interstate transmission of a threat of violence is a felony. Your IP address and email address have been forwarded to the Department of Homeland Security.

Please inform your Mommy that the police will be coming to collect you shortly.

[Nobar King]

Re: Hiding Bruises

Also, do you know how difficult it is to scratch someone's eyes out?

[Matthew Hopkins]

Re: Hiding Bruises

Also, do you know how difficult it is to scratch someone's eyes out?

Alas, Brother, only too well...

YBIC

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Hiding Bruises

Also, do you know how difficult it is to scratch someone's eyes out?

Surprisingly easy, Brother.



Surprisingly easy.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Hiding Bruises

Burning a pie is NOT A SIN!

Disobeying a Pastor, however is — or one's Husband. How many men have you heard command "darlingest, pliz go & burrn this pie?" or in Australia "oi woom do incinerate this steak" or in Newcastle-upon-Tyne "&^% .z*#@ .Ò¿¢ .¥øº§¡, lass"?

The Christian Husband stands in the same relationship to his wife as God does to the Christian Husband.

COLOSSIANS 3
22 Servants, obey in all things your masters according to the flesh; not with eyeservice, as menpleasers; but in singleness of heart, fearing God:
23 And whatsoever ye do, do it heartily, as to the Lord, and not unto men;
24 Knowing that of the Lord ye shall receive the reward of the inheritance: for ye serve the Lord Christ.
KJV

WE KNOW THIS INCLUDES WIVES.

EPHESIANS 5
22 Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord.
23 For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body.
24 Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in every thing.
KJV

The secularist proclaims that "partners" should be "equal" — well I suppose partners may be equal, the lesbian and her wifelet, the business executive and her boy-toy, the sodomite and his househusband so by the atheistic standard of sociologists these wretches are equal in the sense that they are all going to spend eternity with SATAN.

BUT THAT IS NOT THE STANDARD GOD HAS CHOSEN FOR US.

So before posting Mr QUOTE=timmothy do try referring to The Inerrant Word we have preserved for us in The Bible and remember that Landover is a Baptist Church, that Baptists are a Bible believing denomination which means that we BELIEVE THE BIBLE (surprised? I know I was when I had to point out such an obvious fact, repeatedly, to a lesbian enabler a year or two ago and every time since when some moron turns up advancing secular standards as the yardstick by which all beliefs should be judged; sure, a Darwinist or an axe-murderer or an advocate-for-universal-suffrage will hold such standards, people like that always do but we believe The Bible)

..and That standard is absolute.

Colossians & Ephesians HERE