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  • Maike Lorenzen, nazi witch
    Unsaved trash, filthy nazi witch whore
    • Feb 2013
    • 71
    #76
    Re: Pies Men Like

    I don't have a husband yet. It's just not that usual to make pies in Germany. I've actually never seen one in real life.
    Exodus 22:18
    Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.

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      • James Hutchins
        True Christian™
        Just a Regular Nice Guy
         
        • Jun 2009
        • 29433
        #77
        Re: Pies Men Like

        Originally posted by Maike Lorenzen View Post
        I really wonder, what pies taste like.
        The best way to learn all about what good pie is to experiment with it.

        Get a few women from your Church group together and practice slurping up each others wet, hot juicy pie. Be open and honest, do not hold back. Video record the sessions so you can show your future husband what you are willing to do to please him.
        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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          • Basilissa
            South of the Border outreach program
            True Christian™
             
            • Mar 2013
            • 12908
            #78
            Re: Pies Men Like

            Originally posted by Maike Lorenzen View Post
            Would be awesome! I always wanted to try to make a pie
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              • Maike Lorenzen, nazi witch
                Unsaved trash, filthy nazi witch whore
                • Feb 2013
                • 71
                #79
                Re: Pies Men Like

                Thank you very much! I will try it tomorrow!
                Exodus 22:18
                Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.

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                  • Paragon of virtue
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                    • Jan 2013
                    • 547
                    #80
                    Re: Pies Men Like

                    It's actually national pie day as I'm writing this 3/14! So, all the ladies better warm up their pies for hungry husbands and watch out for coons at the window sill! I'm partial to Key Lime Pie myself but I hope it's not too sour.
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                      • BelieverInGod
                        Fourm Member
                        Forum Member
                        • Feb 2010
                        • 9269
                        #81
                        Re: Pies Men Like

                        Originally posted by Paragon of virtue View Post
                        It's actually national pie day as I'm writing this 3/14! So, all the ladies better warm up their pies for hungry husbands and watch out for coons at the window sill! I'm partial to Key Lime Pie myself but I hope it's not too sour.
                        I baked my pie all day, and Seth didn't come home for supper. Now I've got a hot cherry pie and nobody to eat it.
                        Drama queen

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                          • goodgirlgonebad
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            • Mar 2013
                            • 52
                            #82
                            Re: Pies Men Like

                            Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                            The best way to learn all about what good pie is to experiment with it.

                            Get a few women from your Church group together and practice slurping up each others wet, hot juicy pie. Be open and honest, do not hold back. Video record the sessions so you can show your future husband what you are willing to do to please him.
                            Is pie code word for lady parts?

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                              • Kitchen Keepin
                                Forum Member
                                Forum Member
                                • Apr 2012
                                • 137
                                #83
                                Re: Pies Men Like

                                Originally posted by goodgirlgonebad View Post
                                Is pie code word for lady parts?
                                you seriously need to be banned now, you gutter-minded trollop.
                                Are you Washed in the Blood of the Lamb?

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                                  • Alexandria Puckett
                                    Forum Member
                                    Forum Member
                                    • Mar 2013
                                    • 256
                                    #84
                                    Re: Pies Men Like

                                    Originally posted by goodgirlgonebad View Post
                                    Is pie code word for lady parts?
                                    I am in complete agreement with Mrs. Keepin. What is your sick obsession with womanly parts, harlot?! Are you a homosexual?
                                    But he answered and said, it is not right to take the children's bread and cast it to the dogs. (Matthew 15:26)

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                                      • goodgirlgonebad
                                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                                        • Mar 2013
                                        • 52
                                        #85
                                        Re: Pies Men Like

                                        Originally posted by Alexandria Puckett View Post
                                        I am in complete agreement with Mrs. Keepin. What is your sick obsession with womanly parts, harlot?! Are you a homosexual?
                                        No I was just referring to Mr. Hutchins SO obvious sexual innuendo. I am bisexual. So I enjoy both sexes. ALSO, beaver is another sexual innuendo for lady bits. Just for your information. Go make yourself useful and blow your husband.

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                                          • Alexandria Puckett
                                            Forum Member
                                            Forum Member
                                            • Mar 2013
                                            • 256
                                            #86
                                            Re: Pies Men Like

                                            Originally posted by goodgirlgonebad View Post
                                            No I was just referring to Mr. Hutchins SO obvious sexual innuendo. I am bisexual. So I enjoy both sexes. ALSO, beaver is another sexual innuendo for lady bits. Just for your information. Go make yourself useful and blow your husband.
                                            You are either straight or a lesbian, whore, there is no in-between. And did it ever occour to you that poor Mr Hutchins simply is passionate about pie? Your mind is as filthy as your body!
                                            But he answered and said, it is not right to take the children's bread and cast it to the dogs. (Matthew 15:26)

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                                              • James Hutchins
                                                True Christian™
                                                Just a Regular Nice Guy
                                                 
                                                • Jun 2009
                                                • 29433
                                                #87
                                                Re: Pies Men Like

                                                Originally posted by goodgirlgonebad View Post
                                                No I was just referring to Mr. Hutchins SO obvious sexual innuendo. I am bisexual. So I enjoy both sexes. ALSO, beaver is another sexual innuendo for lady bits. Just for your information. Go make yourself useful and blow your husband.
                                                I have seen several of your posts where you insist on thrusting your female genitalia in our faces.
                                                I do not think Mrs. Keepin will shot her husband, she is not allowed to touch a loaded firearm.
                                                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                                                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                                                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                                                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                                                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                                                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                                                  • Alexandria Puckett
                                                    Forum Member
                                                    Forum Member
                                                    • Mar 2013
                                                    • 256
                                                    #88
                                                    Re: Pies Men Like

                                                    Well seeing as Mr Puckett loves fresh peaches, tadah! How does this look? A raw peach pie on a hot sugary crust!

                                                    Last edited by TheLordSavedMe; 03-19-2013, 07:42 PM. Reason: Fixed photo size :)
                                                    But he answered and said, it is not right to take the children's bread and cast it to the dogs. (Matthew 15:26)

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                                                      • BelieverInGod
                                                        Fourm Member
                                                        Forum Member
                                                        • Feb 2010
                                                        • 9269
                                                        #89
                                                        Re: Pies Men Like

                                                        Originally posted by goodgirlgonebad View Post
                                                        No I was just referring to Mr. Hutchins SO obvious sexual innuendo. I am bisexual. So I enjoy both sexes. ALSO, beaver is another sexual innuendo for lady bits. Just for your information. Go make yourself useful and blow your husband.
                                                        Pie


                                                        Beaver


                                                        Your mind
                                                        Drama queen

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                                                          • goodgirlgonebad
                                                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                                                            • Mar 2013
                                                            • 52
                                                            #90
                                                            Re: Pies Men Like

                                                            That beaver is kinda cute....Just sayin'

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