What IS this garden pest ? ?

[Mistress Cookie]

It looks like an overgrown spider and has been eating my tulip bulbs.

I put out a few bear traps from the cellar, but the pest is either too small to set them off, or they crash fruitlessly over its head.

The suspense is driving me crazy. HOW DO I GET RID OF IT ? ? ?

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: What IS this garden pest ? ?

It looks like an overgrown spider and has been eating my tulip bulbs.

I put out a few bear traps from the cellar, but the pest is either too small to set them off, or they crash fruitlessly over its head.

The suspense is driving me crazy. HOW DO I GET RID OF IT ? ? ?

It sure looks yummy. Shooting it would be best because then you can look at it more closely without all that tiresome running away. I'm fairly certain you could cook it and have a lovely meal.

[Mistress Cookie]

Re: What IS this garden pest ? ?

It sure looks yummy...I'm fairly certain you could cook it and have a lovely meal.

Its gait doesn't look very steady, so I'm sure its diseased.

It might have eaten some of the poison I left out already?

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: What IS this garden pest ? ?

Its gait doesn't look very steady, so I'm sure its diseased.

It might have eaten some of the poison I left out already?

Well in that case surely if it's eating your garden it's best to just shoot it or hit it with a shovel or something and throw it in the trash. Can't be too careful.

[Mistress Cookie]

Re: What IS this garden pest ? ?

Well in that case surely if it's eating your garden it's best to just shoot it or hit it with a shovel or something and throw it in the trash. Can't be too careful.

Good idea. I'm going to go sit in the garden with a heavy shovel, instead of just watching on the security camera. It's wiley and runs away from noises, though.

I hope it doesn't have sharp teeth.

I wish I could gas it from a distance or something...it's utterly ruined a patch of the walkway borders already. I was going to replace that section anyway, but once you give these pests a foothold, they just multiply like locusts.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: What IS this garden pest ? ?

Just step on it. It looks like a feral cat or something. That's what you do with them.

[Bob4God]

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I have a whole crate of 12 Gauge Shotguns that are just perfect for little critters like that.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: What IS this garden pest ? ?

It looks poisonous.


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[Jack O'fagan]

Re: What IS this garden pest ? ?

If you can't kill it outright at least you might get to break one of those puny legs. It will die within a week.

[Art Speir]

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It looks like a fawn. A baby deer. They tend to be shot.

[Wide-Open]

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Shooting them is big fun.

You take your gun, you aim...

BAM

Critter goes...

Biiiiii!

Works every time.

[James Hutchins]

Re: What IS this garden pest ? ?

Helpful hint.
A small bowl of water trends to attract these pests. It also tends to distract them so they ignore the sound of you chambering another round in your 30-06.