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  • Brother Harold Porter
    Landover Senior Outreach
    Touching Men, Women and Children with the Good News!
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2010
    • 8236
    #91
    Re: What's for Lunch?

    Originally posted by Kitchen Keepin View Post
    Mr. Keeper loves to smell tuna in the oven.
    Good for him, I guess. Most of your recipes make me hate eating. Do you ever serve a proper dish for a Christian man?

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    Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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      • BelieverInGod
        Fourm Member
        Forum Member
        • Feb 2010
        • 9269
        #92
        Re: What's for Lunch?

        Originally posted by Kitchen Keepin View Post
        Mr. Keeper loves to smell tuna in the oven.

        Tuna Souffle FOR LENT!

        What is going on in our wonderful community!
        Drama queen

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          • Kitchen Keepin
            Forum Member
            Forum Member
            • Apr 2012
            • 137
            #93
            Re: What's for Lunch?

            I prepared this cake last night so I wouldn't have to labor on the Lord's Day preparing dessert for Mr. Keeper's dinner.

            Are you Washed in the Blood of the Lamb?

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              • august
                Unsaved trash, menopausal
                • Jan 2013
                • 41
                #94
                Re: What's for Lunch?

                I'm making a nice mango arugula salad

                1 Corinthians 11:3
                But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

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                  • Mary Etheldreda
                    Gushing for Jesus
                     
                    • Sep 2011
                    • 23765
                    #95
                    Re: What's for Lunch?

                    Originally posted by august View Post
                    I'm making a nice mango arugula salad

                    What's a "mango"? And where's the protein? Doesn't the recipe call for bacon or something to make it healthy?
                    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                      • BelieverInGod
                        Fourm Member
                        Forum Member
                        • Feb 2010
                        • 9269
                        #96
                        Re: What's for Lunch?

                        Well I made a nice stew for supper. I don't know if it's good enough for today, but I'm not going to try and mess things up by "fixing" something better.

                        I think it's best I just lay low for the next few days. Ah well, time to start spring cleaning. So I'll start busying myself with that.
                        Drama queen

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                          • YoungMind
                            Unsaved trash, teenaged eurotrash whore
                            Under Investigation
                            • Feb 2013
                            • 8
                            #97
                            Re: What's for Lunch?

                            Living in a LIEberal household with disgusting atheist parents, it's hard to learn how to be a good Christian woman. I'm glad I can learn from Godly role models on here. These recipes look gorgeous and I can't wait to find a husband to cook for

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                              • Kitchen Keepin
                                Forum Member
                                Forum Member
                                • Apr 2012
                                • 137
                                #98
                                Re: What's for Lunch?

                                STUffed with Cabbage!! yum, yum!

                                Are you Washed in the Blood of the Lamb?

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                                  • Basilissa
                                    South of the Border outreach program
                                    True Christian™
                                     
                                    • Mar 2013
                                    • 12911
                                    #99
                                    Re: What's for Lunch?

                                    My blueberry pie:

                                    God created fossils to test our faith.

                                    * * *

                                    My favorite LBC sermons:
                                    True Christians are Perfect!
                                    True Christian™ Love.
                                    Salvation™ made Easy!
                                    You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                                    Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                                    Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                                     Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                                    Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                                    The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                                    Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                                    God HATES Rational Thinking!
                                    True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                         
                                        • Sep 2006
                                        • 78552
                                        #100
                                        Re: What's for Lunch?

                                        Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
                                        My blueberry pie:

                                        Now we're talkin'!
                                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                          • Kitchen Keepin
                                            Forum Member
                                            Forum Member
                                            • Apr 2012
                                            • 137
                                            #101
                                            Re: What's for Lunch?

                                            a healthy treat when Mr. Keeper comes home for his lunch:

                                            Are you Washed in the Blood of the Lamb?

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                                              • BelieverInGod
                                                Fourm Member
                                                Forum Member
                                                • Feb 2010
                                                • 9269
                                                #102
                                                Re: What's for Lunch?

                                                Jello's going to go out of business when you and Mr. Keeper go to Heaven.
                                                Drama queen

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                                                  • Alexandria Puckett
                                                    Forum Member
                                                    Forum Member
                                                    • Mar 2013
                                                    • 256
                                                    #103
                                                    Re: What's for Lunch?

                                                    Hee hee, Mrs. Keeper, you wouldn't happen to have a barbeque Jell-O recipe, would you? I wonder if Johnathan would like those? He's so picky, eats a pulled pork sandwich every day!
                                                    But he answered and said, it is not right to take the children's bread and cast it to the dogs. (Matthew 15:26)

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                                                      • Basilissa
                                                        South of the Border outreach program
                                                        True Christian™
                                                         
                                                        • Mar 2013
                                                        • 12911
                                                        #104
                                                        Re: What's for Lunch?

                                                        Who wants some freshly baked banana nut bread?

                                                        God created fossils to test our faith.

                                                        * * *

                                                        My favorite LBC sermons:
                                                        True Christians are Perfect!
                                                        True Christian™ Love.
                                                        Salvation™ made Easy!
                                                        You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                                                        Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                                                        Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                                                         Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                                                        Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                                                        The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                                                        Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                                                        God HATES Rational Thinking!
                                                        True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

                                                          Comment

                                                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                             
                                                            • Sep 2006
                                                            • 78552
                                                            #105
                                                            Re: What's for Lunch?

                                                            Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
                                                            Who wants some freshly baked banana nut bread?

                                                            Are you a queer or something? Only a limpwrist would bake "banana nut bread."
                                                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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