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Re: Women: Keep Your Virture
And that's the reason why girls should be married off before they turn 21. At 21, all they can think of is fornication and they end up married to someone from the Church of England!
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Re: Women: Keep Your Virture
I am getting married on November 15, while I'm still 17. Happily married, and will hopefully have at least 3 sons by the time I'm twenty-one!"Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1Comment
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I am so blessed to have my virtue intact. Glory to God!
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I am glad to hear that! Sister Naomi, dear, are you feeling well?Originally posted by Naomi Ruth Lamb View Post
In loving concern,
Elizabeth"Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1Comment
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She will ass soon as she has a private session with Dr. Nles. As I'm sure you know from your own experience, we feeble minded women sometimes suffer from imaginary problems. I know from my own experience that Dr. Niles is a true miracle worker.Originally posted by lstark16 View Post
Also, Dr. Niles expedites Certificates of Virginity® to unmarried True Christian ladies, after a thorough (but not unpleasant) inspection, obviously.
God created fossils to test our faith.
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The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
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I know that "illness" too well. However, praise the Lord, it is nothing a good few hours in a prayer closet with my pastor, and a sound rod cannot cure. I am glad to know Sister Naomi will be feeling well soon; I was concerned.Originally posted by Basilissa View PostShe will ass soon as she has a private session with Dr. Nles. As I'm sure you know from your own experience, we feeble minded women sometimes suffer from imaginary problems. I know from my own experience that Dr. Niles is a true miracle worker. Also, Dr. Niles expedites Certificates of Virginity® to unmarried True Christian ladies, after a thorough (but not unpleasant) inspection, obviously. "Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1Comment
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