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Mayor Election Polls: The SHOCKING Predictions!
IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT FROM LANDOVER UNIVERSITY: Polls for the Election of Freehold Mayor 2020
- Johny Joe Hold Trails behind the Usurper but Godly Election Maths may JUST Save® Him!
Landover University conducted a poll of voters' opinions between June 19-June 20 2019 to assess how voters have responded to the latest developments regarding the Freehold Elections 2020. The three official candidates (Mr. Hold, Miss Larguez and the Black Guy) were included in the poll and the voting public was given the following choices:
This is bad news for Mayor Hold and we're struggling to uncover how the poll was rigged to give Miss Larguez such a lead. At this point we understand that many of our respondents with only Biblical literacy would based on Fox News consider Misters Trump, Putin and Un official candidates, which they may well become. Please note that while the bar of the Black Guy looks void, we had, in fact, 1 voter (representing demographically adult black men) that supported him with a percentage of 0.009557% of all voters. Glory!
To look deeper into the results we broke down the data demographically based on the voters' gender. First, the men.
The unexplained gains my Miss Larguez remain partly unexplained but we can see here that it was the men's poll that was rigged which explains something but not a lot. Despite the good looks of Miss Larguez, we were expecting much more support to Mr. Flint than her. Next: How the women responded.
Here we can see the expected spread of the female vote to diverse handsome True Christian™ candidates, albeit unofficial. We presume that will be be corrected in due course as the husbands educate their women to support the official candidates only when it comes to voting.
One graph to come. Due to the Biblical Voting Code of Freehold we must take into account the God-given values of female votes to male votes that are based on Leviticus 27, as follows:
Leviticus 27:3-4
And thy estimation shall be of the male from twenty years old even unto sixty years old, even thy estimation shall be fifty shekels of silver, after the shekel of the sanctuary. And if it be a female, then thy estimation shall be thirty shekels.
By using some advanced calculus we can estimate that as the value of women/value of men is 30/50 shekels, it is 60/100, which means that, as always, female votes count for 60% of Godly male votes. Therefore we calculated the corrected poll results by taking into account the lesser effect of the female on the results. The final graph is as follows:
As we can see, the outlook is not as dismal as it seemed. Once again, the Black Guy is in a dire situation but, as it should be, the support of Miss Larguez is now below 50% and the combined support for Mr. Hold and our unofficial Godly Quartet now exceeds 50%. Jesus always wins.
We'll keep you informed of further polls and will do our utmost to prevent any more rigged polling.
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
- Johny Joe Hold Trails behind the Usurper but Godly Election Maths may JUST Save® Him!
Landover University conducted a poll of voters' opinions between June 19-June 20 2019 to assess how voters have responded to the latest developments regarding the Freehold Elections 2020. The three official candidates (Mr. Hold, Miss Larguez and the Black Guy) were included in the poll and the voting public was given the following choices:
1. Do you want Mr. Johny Joe Hold to continue as our Mayor which would mean that you would one day get into Heaven and have eternal Joy in Jesus Christ?
2. Do you vote for Alejandra Larguez and risk Eternal Hellfire?
3. Do you vote for the Black Guy (aka Alfred King) and willingly spend Eternity in the Lake of Fire (Revelation 20:15)?
4. I'll vote for a candidate not mentioned above (who)
The questionnaire yielded 12640 responses (10462 men, 2177 women, 1 Black Guy). The graphics below show the raw data. The Y-axis is the support of a candidate in percentage (%) and the name of each candidate including those not officially nominated can be seen next to the X-axis.2. Do you vote for Alejandra Larguez and risk Eternal Hellfire?
3. Do you vote for the Black Guy (aka Alfred King) and willingly spend Eternity in the Lake of Fire (Revelation 20:15)?
4. I'll vote for a candidate not mentioned above (who)
This is bad news for Mayor Hold and we're struggling to uncover how the poll was rigged to give Miss Larguez such a lead. At this point we understand that many of our respondents with only Biblical literacy would based on Fox News consider Misters Trump, Putin and Un official candidates, which they may well become. Please note that while the bar of the Black Guy looks void, we had, in fact, 1 voter (representing demographically adult black men) that supported him with a percentage of 0.009557% of all voters. Glory!
To look deeper into the results we broke down the data demographically based on the voters' gender. First, the men.
The unexplained gains my Miss Larguez remain partly unexplained but we can see here that it was the men's poll that was rigged which explains something but not a lot. Despite the good looks of Miss Larguez, we were expecting much more support to Mr. Flint than her. Next: How the women responded.
Here we can see the expected spread of the female vote to diverse handsome True Christian™ candidates, albeit unofficial. We presume that will be be corrected in due course as the husbands educate their women to support the official candidates only when it comes to voting.
One graph to come. Due to the Biblical Voting Code of Freehold we must take into account the God-given values of female votes to male votes that are based on Leviticus 27, as follows:
Leviticus 27:3-4
And thy estimation shall be of the male from twenty years old even unto sixty years old, even thy estimation shall be fifty shekels of silver, after the shekel of the sanctuary. And if it be a female, then thy estimation shall be thirty shekels.
By using some advanced calculus we can estimate that as the value of women/value of men is 30/50 shekels, it is 60/100, which means that, as always, female votes count for 60% of Godly male votes. Therefore we calculated the corrected poll results by taking into account the lesser effect of the female on the results. The final graph is as follows:
As we can see, the outlook is not as dismal as it seemed. Once again, the Black Guy is in a dire situation but, as it should be, the support of Miss Larguez is now below 50% and the combined support for Mr. Hold and our unofficial Godly Quartet now exceeds 50%. Jesus always wins.
We'll keep you informed of further polls and will do our utmost to prevent any more rigged polling.
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
, and when this battle is over, who shall wear the Crown? Most assuredly, it will NOT be that LIE-beral Larguez woman! Dear Brother, we, the 
followers of the 
, lift you up in prayer, and we shall see the victory! 
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In fact, we have Biblical support for her demise, as follows:
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