The Official Draft Johnny Joe Hold for Mayor thread.

[Levi Jones]

Due to the untimely death of our former mayor, who may or may not have been engaged in some disgusting behavior, like accepting stimulus money from Obongo,

I would like our True Christian™ brethren join me in drafting Freehold's next Mayor. Johnny Joe Hold.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: The Official Draft Johnny Joe Hold for Mayor thread.

I would like our True Christian™ brethren join me in drafting Freehold's next Mayor. Johnny Joe Hold.

That sounds like an excellent plan. He will get my vote for sure. I hope his first action will be to kick Alfred Kong out of our nice town. That idiot really hit a nerve when he attacked my nice lawn.

[James Hutchins]

Re: The Official Draft Johnny Joe Hold for Mayor thread.

As it stands now, JJH is the only worthwhile candidate. That King fellow is too shuffle footed and refuses to give straight answers.
I need to sit down with God and mull this over. A decision like this should not be taken lightly as it is the future of Freehold at stake.

[Levi Jones]

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Excellent. Let's find out what dirt we can dig up on that boy King. Can't we get the city council to impose some sort of residency requirements?

All this annexation has me nervous that we might have inherited us a whole nest of unsaved trash from Des Moines.

That King boy has almost a 60% name recognition in the area from all the canvassing he's been doing.

Get this, he only has a 45% negative rating. What the hell happened to this town? Ten years ago, that boy would have been ridden out during our annual jigaboo chase.

[Meek and Humble]

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Amen! Bipartisan politics is tearing Freehold (and our nation) apart! The only way to end this division is to put as much support behind Mr Hold as we can - and shut up any opposition!

[True Disciple]

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Count me in, Brothers! I think we've allowed ourselves to be put asleep.

We need a strong man to clear up this mess.

Pies are stolen, people's rights are trampled by uppity negroes, pagan godlessness, both Icelandic and other, tries to invade our Hometown...it's time to put things right.

True Christians™ for Hold!

[Godfly]

Re: The Official Draft Johnny Joe Hold for Mayor thread.

In the last few days the non-partisan political action group Dedicated Outraged and United CHristian Evangelists, polled the voters of Freehold and found some shocking facts.

20% of people polled thought the odds of getting anthrax was higher.

27% felt more likely to be the victim of a Terror attack.

31% feared their daughters might be Raped!

43% feared that their wife's fresh pies are no longer safe.

And a whooping 100% thought All of these things might happen!

During these trying times we need a man like Johnny Joe Hold! As the unofficial spokes person for Dedicated Outraged and United CHristian Evangelists, it is my privilege to announce that D.O.U.CH.E. endorses Johnny Joe Hold for Mayor of Freehold.

[James Hutchins]

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I am not too concerned about the poll numbers. I know a lot of key personnel have been away from their homes on lock-down working on Project 'H'. Anyways, there is plenty of time. A lot can happen between now and the day of the electrocutionelection.

[James Dewitt]

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Ok Brothers, we all seem to agree JJH is the True Man for the Job. Now lets dig deep and come up with some serious cash to fill his war chest with. Last week I sent him 10 large , today I will send him another 10 large, under my wife's name .

[C. Reconstruction]

Re: The Official Draft Johnny Joe Hold for Mayor thread.

Ok Brothers, we all seem to agree JJH is the True Man for the Job. Now lets dig deep and come up with some serious cash to fill his war chest with. Last week I sent him 10 large , today I will send him another 10 large, under my wife's name .

He is my other worthy opponent, and seems to better understand Gods Law. By all means help him financially, it will make the race all the more interesting.

My large corporate sponsors are more than enough for my needs.

[Alfred King]

Re: The Official Draft Johnny Joe Hold for Mayor thread.

it is my privilege to announce that D.O.U.CH.E. endorses Johnny Joe Hold for Mayor of Freehold.

Perhaps the members of "D.O.U.CH.E." should get some math lessons. Their numbers do not add up. If I am elected mayor of Freehold decisions will be made based on proven facts, not on made up numbers.