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  • #16
    Re: Candidate Hold: Press Conference

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    He didn't break any laws, boy.

    Shut your yap and stop trying to stir up trouble.
    Feeling a bit uneasy, Pastor?
    An it harm none, do what thou wilt.

    And therefore let there be beauty and strength, power and compassion, honour and humility, mirth and reverence within you.


    Why I'm no longer a Christian: how the Landover Baptist Church ruined my life!

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    • #17
      Re: Candidate Hold: Press Conference

      Originally posted by Miss Cassandra View Post
      I think the answer here is obvious, mr. King.

      Firstly, mr. Hold needs a scapegoat to blame all possible problems on. Demagogues always do that, and they'd rather choose a scapegoat people don't really know much about and who lives far away, so no one will actually realize how nonsensical his words are.

      Secondly, it serves as a good distraction from the real problems, which occur right here in Freehold. As I've explained you yesterday evening in the forest, there are a lot of things happening here which cannot bear the light of day.
      Isn't that what you're doing Miss Cassie? Aren't you using me as a distraction from the real problem at hand: YOUR SALVATION!!??

      Stop all this nonsense and scamper on back home now. Your daddy is worried sick about you. He wants to give you the bating of your life, just to prove that Jesus loves you.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • #18
        Re: Candidate Hold: Press Conference

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        Isn't that what you're doing Miss Cassie? Aren't you using me as a distraction from the real problem at hand: YOUR SALVATION!!??
        Of course not. If you want to use a distraction for anything, you must make sure that the distraction is spectacular enough to be of interest to people. Aggressive pillaging hellbound vikings are interesting. A closeted homosexual pastor with a minority complex is not.

        Stop all this nonsense and scamper on back home now. Your daddy is worried sick about you. He wants to give you the bating of your life, just to prove that Jesus loves you.
        No doubt he'd like to do that, wouldn't he? He is nearly as pathetic a man as you are.
        An it harm none, do what thou wilt.

        And therefore let there be beauty and strength, power and compassion, honour and humility, mirth and reverence within you.


        Why I'm no longer a Christian: how the Landover Baptist Church ruined my life!

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        • #19
          Re: Candidate Hold: Press Conference

          Originally posted by Alfred King View Post
          So what you are saying here is that Johny Joe Hold broke the law by allowing a Church to sponsor his campaign?
          I'm saying nothing of the kind! Are you suggesting that a church member be barred from church property simply because he is running for office!?! You LIEberals are all alike! You won't be happy until it's ILLEGAL to be Christian!
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          Winging our Way Across the World for The Lord!



          God Bless John Boehner and God Bless the Grand Old Party!



          Barack Hussein Obama is not My President!!!

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          • #20
            Re: Candidate Hold: Press Conference

            Originally posted by Capt. A. Portway View Post
            You won't be happy until it's ILLEGAL to be Christian!
            Typical case of psychological projection, I'd say!
            An it harm none, do what thou wilt.

            And therefore let there be beauty and strength, power and compassion, honour and humility, mirth and reverence within you.


            Why I'm no longer a Christian: how the Landover Baptist Church ruined my life!

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            • #21
              Re: Candidate Hold: Press Conference

              Originally posted by Miss Cassandra View Post
              Typical case of psychological projection, I'd say!
              Don't you try to put a hex on me witch!
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              Winging our Way Across the World for The Lord!



              God Bless John Boehner and God Bless the Grand Old Party!



              Barack Hussein Obama is not My President!!!

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              • #22
                Re: Candidate Hold: Press Conference

                Mr. Hold, I have a question for you.

                You and your cronies claim that the Rapture will happen next Thursday. However, the elections will take place several weeks after that.

                Why are you running as a candidate? Do you:
                a. believe you are not going to be Raptured, which means you are not a "true christian?"
                b. believe the Rapture will not happen by then, in contrast with all your followers?
                c. believe you will be Raptured and will not even be present at the time of the elections, which makes it useless to vote for you?

                I would like to hear your answer, mr. Hold!
                An it harm none, do what thou wilt.

                And therefore let there be beauty and strength, power and compassion, honour and humility, mirth and reverence within you.


                Why I'm no longer a Christian: how the Landover Baptist Church ruined my life!

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                • #23
                  Re: Candidate Hold: Press Conference

                  Originally posted by Miss Cassandra View Post
                  I would like to hear your answer, mr. Hold!
                  Those are excellent questions Miss Cassandra. Let everyone see if Johny Joe Hold will give an honest answer to your questions.

                  To be clear on my own opinion on this. The world is not going to end on March 4, 2010.
                  The 100% SURE winner of the Freehold 2024 election. Let's make Freehold GREAT again!
                  • Godfly: "TrueChristian™ friends. Maybe the things Mr. King says are true."
                  • Johny Joe Hold: "my worthy opponent may have some admirable traits"
                  • C. Reconstruction: "you are sincere"
                  NOT endorsed by Donald Trump!

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                  • #24
                    Re: Candidate Hold: Press Conference

                    Originally posted by Miss Cassandra View Post
                    Mr. Hold, I have a question for you.

                    You and your cronies claim that the Rapture will happen next Thursday. However, the elections will take place several weeks after that.

                    Why are you running as a candidate? Do you:
                    a. believe you are not going to be Raptured, which means you are not a "true christian?"
                    b. believe the Rapture will not happen by then, in contrast with all your followers?
                    c. believe you will be Raptured and will not even be present at the time of the elections, which makes it useless to vote for you?

                    I would like to hear your answer, mr. Hold!
                    Miss Cassandra--My worthy opponent wisely has deferred your questions to me. I am only too happy to provide clear and concise answers to your questions.

                    When I am elected Mayor, I plan to advance the True Christian™ beliefs of the Landover Baptiat Church. In addition, I will investigate the unseemly links between certain individuals in our community and the government of Iceland. By working tirelessly to advance these goals, I believe we can look forward to a bright future in Freehold. Thank you for these thoughtful questions and I hope my answer addresses directly your concerns.

                    Johny Joe Hold, Candidate for Mayor
                    Advancing the True Christian™ Cause through Politics
                    Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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                    • #25
                      Re: Candidate Hold: Press Conference

                      Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
                      When I am elected Mayor
                      Can you hurry up please? This Kong guy is starting to get annoying.
                      5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                      To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                      James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                      • #26
                        Re: Candidate Hold: Press Conference

                        Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                        Can you hurry up please? This Kong guy is starting to get annoying.
                        It will happens as God's Law ordains. Be patient.
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                        Ted Cruz in 2016 is the only hope for America. He is an anoited member of the Seven Mountains Movement. God and Jesus demand no less from real Christians and Americans.

                        Ephesians 6:11-13
                        11 Put on the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to stand against the wiles of the devil.

                        12 For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.

                        13 Wherefore take unto you the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to withstand in the evil day, and having done all, to stand.

                        The state is a bankrupt institution. The only alternative to this bankrupt 'humanistic' system is a God-centered government. R.J. Rushdoony, Reconstructionist Theologian.

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                        • #27
                          Re: Candidate Hold: Press Conference

                          Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                          This Kong guy
                          Maybe I should start calling you Crunky .
                          The 100% SURE winner of the Freehold 2024 election. Let's make Freehold GREAT again!
                          • Godfly: "TrueChristian™ friends. Maybe the things Mr. King says are true."
                          • Johny Joe Hold: "my worthy opponent may have some admirable traits"
                          • C. Reconstruction: "you are sincere"
                          NOT endorsed by Donald Trump!

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                          • #28
                            Re: Candidate Hold: Press Conference

                            Originally posted by Miss Cassandra View Post
                            Mr. Hold, I have a question for you.

                            You and your cronies claim that the Rapture will happen next Thursday.
                            Miss Cassandra--In an earlier post I failed to cover as issue that seems to underlye much of the questions and positions you discuss. I think an issue close to your heart is this: What is the role of women in Freehold?

                            While I follow the scripture closely on this issue, I do not want anyone to think I am from the "old school" that looks down on women. To the contrary.

                            I want the public record to reflect that I believe women are fully capable of reading the scripture. Anyone who thinks otherwise is just no friend of mine. Such a person does not belong in public service in the year 2010. That is why I encourage you to read, and read some more, your KJV 1610. Girls like yourself make me proud when I see them with their Bibles.

                            After reading the scripture, and I'm sure you would agree with me on this, you would want to make an appointment with one of the wonderful men who pastor our Church to go over and fill in the meaning of what you have read.

                            God bless you.
                            Johny Joe Hold
                            The Hold that keeps you close to God.
                            Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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                            • #29
                              Re: Candidate Hold: Press Conference

                              Originally posted by Alfred King View Post
                              Maybe I should start calling you Crunky .
                              One of these days you will have to make a choice. You will have to decide if you feel lucky. Now do you feel lucky, PUNK?
                              5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                              To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                              James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                              • #30
                                Re: Candidate Hold: Press Conference

                                Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
                                Landover Baptiat Church
                                It is the Landover Baptist Church.

                                Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
                                your KJV 1610
                                It is the KJV 1611.

                                I am surprised to learn that someone who claims to be a Christian makes mistakes like these.

                                I am starting to believe the rumors about your diplomas being bought on the Internet are true.

                                Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                                Now do you feel lucky
                                Yes I do.
                                The 100% SURE winner of the Freehold 2024 election. Let's make Freehold GREAT again!
                                • Godfly: "TrueChristian™ friends. Maybe the things Mr. King says are true."
                                • Johny Joe Hold: "my worthy opponent may have some admirable traits"
                                • C. Reconstruction: "you are sincere"
                                NOT endorsed by Donald Trump!

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