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  • Miss Cassandra
    Unsaved trash, Hellbound witch slut
    • Feb 2010
    • 369

    #91
    Re: Statement from Miss Cassandra: Landover's attempt to silence

    Originally posted by Mistress Cookie View Post
    Miss Cassandra:

    Of course I am staying neutral in all this legal mess/misunderstanding, but I heard you have some kind of Tribunal Hearing or Bail Hearing or something-or-other coming up...and I know you've been in the clothes you were arrested in for a few days now. So I made you something in what I think's your style (?)

    I wanted to make it in a neutral white, but since I was sewing it while manning the public voting polls, I had to follow the orders of the Male Elders and they said it had to be red. They also said that if fruit and stuff was thrown at you as you're lead through the streets, the white would get messed up anyway, so I sort of had to agree on that count.

    So wear it or not, but I am messengering it over to the jail. (I put a big panel in the back under the lacing, so it can be done up tight or wide, to get some kind of proper fit. Had to guess about your present measurements. I know from visiting Quarantine, anyway, that some people go on hunger strikes when locked up for treatment, while others gorge out of fear, even if the food's bad.)

    Oh well.......Good luck!
    .
    Well, I can only thank you for your efforts on this, Miss Cookie! It's good to realize that there still are some nice people among you christians.

    My clothes have indeed grown dirty over the past few days, so I've spend most of the time here skyclad (but then without the sky, of course). I don't mind being a little dirty, of course, as I'm used to smell more like grass and trees than like Eau de Cologne. However, in prison they seem to ahve some special kind of dirt, which forms large blobs and then refuses to leave my hair under the crappy showers they have here.
    An it harm none, do what thou wilt.

    And therefore let there be beauty and strength, power and compassion, honour and humility, mirth and reverence within you.


    Why I'm no longer a Christian: how the Landover Baptist Church ruined my life!

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    • James Dewitt
      #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
      • Jan 2010
      • 6267

      #92
      Re: Statement from Miss Cassandra: Landover's attempt to silence

      Originally posted by Miss Cassandra View Post
      Well, I can only thank you for your efforts on this, Miss Cookie! It's good to realize that there still are some nice people among you christians.

      My clothes have indeed grown dirty over the past few days, so I've spend most of the time here skyclad (but then without the sky, of course). I don't mind being a little dirty, of course, as I'm used to smell more like grass and trees than like Eau de Cologne. However, in prison they seem to ahve some special kind of dirt, which forms large blobs and then refuses to leave my hair under the crappy showers they have here.
      Do not fret Cassie, I spoke with Ofc Don and he will be coming by with a bar of soap and a FIRE hose. I hope it is enough water pressure for you . Jesus loves us when we are squeaky clean

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      • Ofc. Don W. Richards
        True Christian™ Officer of THE Law
        True Christian™
        • Jun 2009
        • 491

        #93
        Re: Statement from Miss Cassandra: Landover's attempt to silence

        I just finished reading this thread and I have one question to Cassie:

        WHO'S BEEN LETTING YOU OUT OF YOUR CELL TO ACCESS THE COMPUTERS!?


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        • James Dewitt
          #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
          • Jan 2010
          • 6267

          #94
          Re: Statement from Miss Cassandra: Landover's attempt to silence

          Cassandra "News Flash Mayor JJ Hold." Think about the plea deal

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          • Johny Joe Hold
            Mayor of Freehold
             
            • Feb 2010
            • 12515

            #95
            Re: Statement from Miss Cassandra: Landover's attempt to silence

            Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
            Cassandra "News Flash Mayor JJ Hold." Think about the plea deal
            Miss Cassandra--I've been so busy with the campaign, I have not had a chance to check in with you for a couple of days.

            I hope you can join me in our efforts to move Freehold toward a bright future. I want you to be a part of all that. What are your thoughts about such an idea?
            Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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            • Mistress Cookie
              Petite pearl of Baptist womanhood
              True Christian™
              • Jul 2008
              • 6790

              #96
              Re: Statement from Miss Cassandra: Landover's attempt to silence

              Was she taken to her Tribunal Hearing already???

              People don't often come back from those

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              • Johny Joe Hold
                Mayor of Freehold
                 
                • Feb 2010
                • 12515

                #97
                Re: Statement from Miss Cassandra: Landover's attempt to silence

                Originally posted by Miss Cassandra View Post
                My clothes have indeed grown dirty over the past few days, so I've spend most of the time here skyclad (but then without the sky, of course). I don't mind being a little dirty, of course, as I'm used to smell more like grass and trees than like Eau de Cologne. However, in prison they seem to ahve some special kind of dirt, which forms large blobs and then refuses to leave my hair under the crappy showers they have here.

                Miss Cassandra--Been SO busy. But hey, it's nice to be needed.

                Here's what's happening. I'll be sworn in on Monday, but I've been moving stuff into the office (what diggs, it's awesome). I had just a couple of minutes with the City Prosecutor today. He is having some problems with your case (i.e., problems from the City's point of view, good from your side of the issue). Apparently, he can not now locate some of the evidence against you.

                I told him, look, she's a friend of mine and if we can release her it's great by me. He said it's my call. So, if he hasn't got his act together by Monday, well, let's just say, keep in touch.

                JJH
                Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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                • Miss Cassandra
                  Unsaved trash, Hellbound witch slut
                  • Feb 2010
                  • 369

                  #98
                  Re: Statement from Miss Cassandra: Landover's attempt to silence

                  Originally posted by Ofc. Don W. Richards View Post
                  I just finished reading this thread and I have one question to Cassie:

                  WHO'S BEEN LETTING YOU OUT OF YOUR CELL TO ACCESS THE COMPUTERS!?


                  Read my original post, pighead. My attorney arranged that for me, with your permission.

                  Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                  Cassandra "News Flash Mayor JJ Hold." Think about the plea deal
                  Do you really think you are getting away with this coup?

                  Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
                  I hope you can join me in our efforts to move Freehold toward a bright future. I want you to be a part of all that. What are your thoughts about such an idea?
                  I want a bright future. I just can't see how you in the office of mayor can be of any use for that.

                  Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
                  Miss Cassandra--Been SO busy. But hey, it's nice to be needed.

                  Here's what's happening. I'll be sworn in on Monday, but I've been moving stuff into the office (what diggs, it's awesome). I had just a couple of minutes with the City Prosecutor today. He is having some problems with your case (i.e., problems from the City's point of view, good from your side of the issue). Apparently, he can not now locate some of the evidence against you.

                  I told him, look, she's a friend of mine and if we can release her it's great by me. He said it's my call. So, if he hasn't got his act together by Monday, well, let's just say, keep in touch.

                  JJH
                  Do you mean that now the elections are over, there is no need anymore to keep me locked in here?
                  An it harm none, do what thou wilt.

                  And therefore let there be beauty and strength, power and compassion, honour and humility, mirth and reverence within you.


                  Why I'm no longer a Christian: how the Landover Baptist Church ruined my life!

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                  • James Dewitt
                    #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                    • Jan 2010
                    • 6267

                    #99
                    Re: Statement from Miss Cassandra: Landover's attempt to silence

                    Hey Cassie how was the fire hose shower, I hope it got your hair clean, was that enough water pressure for you?

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                    • Miss Cassandra
                      Unsaved trash, Hellbound witch slut
                      • Feb 2010
                      • 369

                      #100
                      Re: Statement from Miss Cassandra: Landover's attempt to silence

                      Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                      Hey Cassie how was the fire hose shower, I hope it got your hair clean, was that enough water pressure for you?
                      Not even close. How often is this place here cleaned? You can bludgeon a person to death with the kind of dust that gathers here.
                      An it harm none, do what thou wilt.

                      And therefore let there be beauty and strength, power and compassion, honour and humility, mirth and reverence within you.


                      Why I'm no longer a Christian: how the Landover Baptist Church ruined my life!

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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78553

                        #101
                        Re: Statement from Miss Cassandra: Landover's attempt to silence

                        Originally posted by Miss Cassandra View Post
                        Not even close. How often is this place here cleaned? You can bludgeon a person to death with the kind of dust that gathers here.
                        I'd have thought that you would show a bit more gratitude for having a place to sleep indoors and with *3 square meals a day, Miss Cassie. Isn't it better than sleeping in out that cave with all those spiders?


                        *The cost of the meals will be added to your bill for room and board.
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • BelieverInGod
                          Fourm Member
                          Forum Member
                          • Feb 2010
                          • 9269

                          #102
                          Re: Statement from Miss Cassandra: Landover's attempt to silence

                          Originally posted by Miss Cassandra View Post
                          Not even close. How often is this place here cleaned? You can bludgeon a person to death with the kind of dust that gathers here.
                          Probably because there's no good CHRISTIAN woman in there to clean it.

                          Try using the broom instead of dancing with it, it works better.
                          Drama queen

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                          • Mistress Cookie
                            Petite pearl of Baptist womanhood
                            True Christian™
                            • Jul 2008
                            • 6790

                            #103
                            Re: Statement from Miss Cassandra: Landover's attempt to silence

                            Morning gossip for everyone! Did you all see THIS ? ? ? ?

                            Miss Cassandra has been set free by Mayor Hold!

                            My guess is that she groveled and confessed before the Tribunal....who knows WHAT she promised them!? (I wonder if the dress I made her helped?)

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                            • Miss Cassandra
                              Unsaved trash, Hellbound witch slut
                              • Feb 2010
                              • 369

                              #104
                              Re: Statement from Miss Cassandra: Landover's attempt to silence

                              Originally posted by Mistress Cookie View Post
                              Morning gossip for everyone! Did you all see THIS ? ? ? ?

                              Miss Cassandra has been set free by Mayor Hold!

                              My guess is that she groveled and confessed before the Tribunal....who knows WHAT she promised them!? (I wonder if the dress I made her helped?)
                              The Tribunal? I've never been before the Tribunal. The reli-mafia had me shoved out of prison as silently as they could manage, clearly hoping to avoid attention to this matter, now their primary objective, the election of Hold, is achieved.

                              In contrast, there are still "true christian housewives" who can't control their tongues and start gossiping about it. Thank you! I wonder what the stories will be a few days from now.
                              An it harm none, do what thou wilt.

                              And therefore let there be beauty and strength, power and compassion, honour and humility, mirth and reverence within you.


                              Why I'm no longer a Christian: how the Landover Baptist Church ruined my life!

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                              • gm jack
                                Unsaved trash, teenaged Godmocker
                                • Mar 2010
                                • 142

                                #105
                                Re: Statement from Miss Cassandra: Landover's attempt to silence

                                Just keep up the fight. There was never any evidence. Post 36 has a picture of the "pot" they found. Nice stockpile image taken from a cigar companies website, helpfully named "pile o tobacco".
                                Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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