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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #16
    Re: Political Fund Raiser for Ofc Richards.

    Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
    6 tables, and a private bar. May I assume single malt and what is the beer you like so much Rochefort 10?
    You know me well, Brother.
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    • HTannor
      America's Most Fair and Balanced Judge
      True Christian™
      • Jun 2009
      • 2612

      #17
      Re: Political Fund Raiser for Ofc Richards.

      This is going to be so much fun, I can hardly wait for it.

      Jolene says she won't be bringing her wonderful cough medicine. She plans on cruising the open bars and enjoying all the same type of brands she discovered in the motel room mini-bar in Boise.

      Roger is appreciative of the high chair, bib, and drop cloth that will be provided for him. He's practicing a new trick, juggling three champagne flutes on his nose. He's asking the drop cloth be padded "just in case."

      Dolly and Dottie are very excited about meeting the special guests Rev. Osborne is bringing from the west coast. They really want to show them the "lay" of the land here in the Freehold area.
      The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

      "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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      • James Dewitt
        #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
        • Jan 2010
        • 6267

        #18
        Re: Political Fund Raiser for Ofc Richards.

        I have a list of items that will be auctioned off. All the items where forced donated by local business.

        1 an all inclusive 2 week vacation to Hawaii, for two people includes air fair, a condo with maid service all meals and bar. 4 sight seeing tours and a private beach.
        Donated by Freehold Travel.

        2 A fully loaded 2011 Cadillac Escalade, your choice of color.
        Donated by Freehold Cadillac.

        3 Center pew, first row seating( for True Christians only) at every Sunday service for 1 year.
        Donated by the Dewitt family.

        4 A 8c flawless diamond men's or woman's ring.
        Donated by Hymie at Freehold's fine jewelry.

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        • Choir Girl
          Forum Member
          Forum Member
          • Jul 2010
          • 55

          #19
          Re: Political Fund Raiser for Ofc Richards.

          What a wonderful event. I’ve never been to a political fundraiser before, and I hear the food is fabulous. I would really like to go but can’t afford it... nor should a lady attend alone.

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          • HTannor
            America's Most Fair and Balanced Judge
            True Christian™
            • Jun 2009
            • 2612

            #20
            Re: Political Fund Raiser for Ofc Richards.

            Originally posted by Choir Girl View Post
            What a wonderful event. I’ve never been to a political fundraiser before, and I hear the food is fabulous. I would really like to go but can’t afford it... nor should a lady attend alone.


            That is not a problem, Miss Choir Girl.

            I have made arrangements for an entire table.

            And, as luck would have it for you, my very good friend, Roger, is attending alone and would love to have you sit by his side.

            Roger, tragically, is a quadriplegic, but a lot of fun. His wheelchair is a bit on the bulky side, but we can fit you in very well.

            Will you attend and be our guest?
            The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

            "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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            • Choir Girl
              Forum Member
              Forum Member
              • Jul 2010
              • 55

              #21
              Re: Political Fund Raiser for Ofc Richards.

              Originally posted by HTannor View Post
              That is not a problem, Miss Choir Girl.

              I have made arrangements for an entire table.

              And, as luck would have it for you, my very good friend, Roger, is attending alone and would love to have you sit by his side.

              Roger, tragically, is a quadriplegic, but a lot of fun. His wheelchair is a bit on the bulky side, but we can fit you in very well.

              Will you attend and be our guest?

              Brother HTannor, what an ever so gracious offer. I would be delighted to join your table. Roger sounds like an engaging gentleman and I would enjoy meeting him. Please keep me informed. I'm off to purchase an appropriate gown now.

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              • Brother Harold Porter
                Landover Senior Outreach
                Touching Men, Women and Children with the Good News!
                True Christian™
                • Jun 2010
                • 8236

                #22
                Re: Political Fund Raiser for Ofc Richards.

                Originally posted by Choir Girl View Post
                Brother HTannor, what an ever so gracious offer. I would be delighted to join your table. Roger sounds like an engaging gentleman and I would enjoy meeting him. Please keep me informed. I'm off to purchase an appropriate gown now.
                Exactly what type of "gown" are you planning to purchase? This is a Christ-centered event and only the face and hands of any woman should be visible.

                I'm starting to think this young lady needs a matron to keep her in line. Is there a True Christian™ Sister among us that will guide this giggly young thing to Christ?
                Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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                • HTannor
                  America's Most Fair and Balanced Judge
                  True Christian™
                  • Jun 2009
                  • 2612

                  #23
                  Re: Political Fund Raiser for Ofc Richards.

                  Originally posted by Choir Girl View Post
                  Brother HTannor, what an ever so gracious offer. I would be delighted to join your table. Roger sounds like an engaging gentleman and I would enjoy meeting him. Please keep me informed. I'm off to purchase an appropriate gown now.
                  (Private note to Brother Porter. Don't be concerned. I have this well in hand.)


                  Excellent. This is so welcome.

                  I called Roger to tell him the good news. His trained companion monkey, "Skippy", picked up the phone and held it to Roger's ear and Roger was so excited he fell out of his wheelchair.


                  Skippy

                  Since I'm not into the "girly" stuff, I will leave it to your good taste to find something appropriate.

                  I, myself, will be wearing something in line with what Iowans are most considered with. And here I'm talking about an Iowa Hawkeye sweatshirt in honor of their win over Eastern Illinois last weekend.

                  If you would consider it, there are also sweatshirts proclaiming the message: "Beat Iowa State", in anticipation of the upcoming game against the Iowa State Cyclones this weekend. (I have it on good authority that Officer Don Richards is a "Clone" fan, and this might be a good joke on him.) I will leave it to your good taste to choose something appropriate.

                  If you require any other suggestions on the evening, please post them here.

                  (By the way, Roger is working on a whole new trick to entertain you. I think it involves juggling some sort of "lady things" on this nose.)
                  The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

                  "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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                  • Choir Girl
                    Forum Member
                    Forum Member
                    • Jul 2010
                    • 55

                    #24
                    Re: Political Fund Raiser for Ofc Richards.

                    Originally posted by Brother Harold Porter View Post
                    Exactly what type of "gown" are you planning to purchase? This is a Christ-centered event and only the face and hands of any woman should be visible.

                    I'm starting to think this young lady needs a matron to keep her in line. Is there a True Christian™ Sister among us that will guide this giggly young thing to Christ?
                    Brother Porter, there's no need to concern yourself with my needs. However, if you must know, I have it on good authority there is an excellent little Amish shop past the creek that carries an elegant variety of full body coverage wear and the prices are as good as Walmart.

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                    • Choir Girl
                      Forum Member
                      Forum Member
                      • Jul 2010
                      • 55

                      #25
                      Re: Political Fund Raiser for Ofc Richards.

                      Oh my goodness. Skippy is absolutely adorable. Will he be attending on the back of Rogers chair I hope?

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                      • HTannor
                        America's Most Fair and Balanced Judge
                        True Christian™
                        • Jun 2009
                        • 2612

                        #26
                        Re: Political Fund Raiser for Ofc Richards.

                        Originally posted by Choir Girl View Post
                        Oh my goodness. Skippy is absolutely adorable. Will he be attending on the back of Rogers chair I hope?
                        Yes, Skippy and Roger are inseperable.

                        Skippy, and now that I think of it, Roger, have a small incontinence problem, but you look like a kind soul, and that shouldn't be a problem.
                        The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

                        "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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                        • Phebe Carlyle
                          GALS 4 GOD Guidance Counseler
                          Expert at baking, sewing, and rebuking unsaved scum
                          True Christian™
                          • May 2010
                          • 2604

                          #27
                          Re: Political Fund Raiser for Ofc Richards.

                          Originally posted by Choir Girl View Post
                          Brother HTannor, what an ever so gracious offer. I would be delighted to join your table. Roger sounds like an engaging gentleman and I would enjoy meeting him. Please keep me informed. I'm off to purchase an appropriate gown now.
                          Hey you stop right there Sister!!

                          If you are able to, I am heading over to NY tomorrow to have a gown especially made for the event. James never likes me to wear the same dress or gown more than once, and my aim IS to please him, so needless to say, this jaunt is paramount. That said, I would be more than pleased if you would consider being my companion on this trek and of course, an original haute couture gown will be made especially for you for this phenomenal event! (we may also drop by Tiffany & Co. for the perfect little bauble to adorn your neck/wrist to complete your ensemble)

                          I have not had a chance to get you know you all that well and perhaps this could be an appropriate time to talk gal concerns and just good old fashion gal chat!

                          I will need to know ASAP though as I have to let James know just how many onboard flight staff are needed to make our flight as comfortable as possible.

                          I look forward from hearing back from you.

                          YIC

                          Mrs Phebe Dewitt.




                          There's Jesus here,
                          Just see what He offers me....
                          Down here my sins forgiven,
                          Up there a home in heaven
                          Praise God, That's the way for me!!

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                          • Brother Harold Porter
                            Landover Senior Outreach
                            Touching Men, Women and Children with the Good News!
                            True Christian™
                            • Jun 2010
                            • 8236

                            #28
                            Re: Political Fund Raiser for Ofc Richards.

                            Originally posted by Mrs. Phebe Dewitt View Post
                            Hey you stop right there Sister!!

                            If you are able to, I am heading over to NY tomorrow to have a gown especially made for the event. James never likes me to wear the same dress or gown more than once, and my aim IS to please him, so needless to say, this jaunt is paramount. That said, I would be more than pleased if you would consider being my companion on this trek and of course, an original haute couture gown will be made especially for you for this phenomenal event! (we may also drop by Tiffany & Co. for the perfect little bauble to adorn your neck/wrist to complete your ensemble)

                            I have not had a chance to get you know you all that well and perhaps this could be an appropriate time to talk gal concerns and just good old fashion gal chat!

                            I will need to know ASAP though as I have to let James know just how many onboard flight staff are needed to make our flight as comfortable as possible.

                            I look forward from hearing back from you.

                            YIC

                            Mrs Phebe Dewitt.
                            Bless you in Christ Sister!

                            This smart mouth has my blood pressure at unsafe levels. In the Porter home, the belt would come off long before such backtalk and sass.

                            Can you take this youngster under your wing and teach her to please Jesus in her proper place and position?

                            God Bless!
                            Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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                            • Benedict A. Davis
                              Winning Souls in his Winnebago
                              True Christian™
                              • May 2010
                              • 3900

                              #29
                              Re: Political Fund Raiser for Ofc Richards.

                              Originally posted by Mrs. Phebe Dewitt View Post
                              Hey you stop right there Sister!!

                              If you are able to, I am heading over to NY tomorrow to have a gown especially made for the event. James never likes me to wear the same dress or gown more than once, and my aim IS to please him, so needless to say, this jaunt is paramount. That said, I would be more than pleased if you would consider being my companion on this trek and of course, an original haute couture gown will be made especially for you for this phenomenal event! (we may also drop by Tiffany & Co. for the perfect little bauble to adorn your neck/wrist to complete your ensemble)

                              I have not had a chance to get you know you all that well and perhaps this could be an appropriate time to talk gal concerns and just good old fashion gal chat!

                              I will need to know ASAP though as I have to let James know just how many onboard flight staff are needed to make our flight as comfortable as possible.

                              I look forward from hearing back from you.

                              YIC

                              Mrs Phebe Dewitt.
                              Mrs. D.
                              I hope you don't mind me interjecting but please remember not to get anything too shiny as Skippy does startle very easy and you know what happen then.He has ruined his fair share of salad bowelsbowls in his excitement. Ms.CG, I might suggest bibs for yourself and Roger as the monkey is not that good at feeding Roger and anyone close might have a monkey on their head and a dinner roll being shoved in your mouth, cute little guy he does try so hard.
                              sigpic 1 Chronicles 16:15
                              Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
                              Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
                              Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

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                              • HTannor
                                America's Most Fair and Balanced Judge
                                True Christian™
                                • Jun 2009
                                • 2612

                                #30
                                Re: Political Fund Raiser for Ofc Richards.

                                Originally posted by Mrs. Phebe Dewitt View Post
                                That said, I would be more than pleased if you would consider being my companion on this trek and of course, an original haute couture gown will be made especially for you for this phenomenal event!possible.

                                That's very gracious of you, Mrs. Dewitt. I imagine Miss Choir Girl will look quite stunning at the event.

                                Uh, this is just a thought, but when Miss CG arrives at our table, will it be ok if I spray her down with Scotch Guard before she sits next to Roger and Skippy?
                                The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

                                "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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