How can you know if your pilot is a Muslim?

[Nobar King]

I'm pretty sure I don't want to fly on a plane with a Muslim pilot. If any airline decides to go 'Muslim free', count me as a loyal customer.

[Titus Templeton]

Re: How can you know if your pilot is a Muslim?

Ask for pork sandwhich. If they refuse you are in trouble.

[WWJDnow]

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This is why I only fly on Fridays.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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This is yet another reason why I need a new plane, people!

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: How can you know if your pilot is a Muslim?

Ask for pork sandwhich. If they refuse you are in trouble.

I'm with you on this one Brother. It's impossible to expect that we would be protected on our own domestic airlines with someone named HUSSEIN in the White House - we are driven to take matters into our own hands.

I'm suggesting that we employ the power of bacon to dissuade any would be follower of the "religion of peace" from using the short bus (Airbus that is) to collect his alleged 72 virgins from allah.

Try putting some Tactical Bacon strips on the cockpit doorknob, spread some bacon bits in the aisle leading to the cockpit, while boarding the aircraft anoint the plane with some bacon grease in the sign of the cross with your fingers - or any other idea you might come up with.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: How can you know if your pilot is a Muslim?

This is something that I have not thought about until today.

How do we know when someone in a position of power over a mechanical device that can kill many people is a muslimb?

It's a well known fact that the Jihad is part of their culture and at any moment they can drop everything and go into a suicidal rage and kill as many people as possible.

I was in the hospital with my clean limbed, eager young Newphew the other day for something that had nothing to do with me because I was not even there when it happened and more than one of the doctors in the A+E looked like an Arab: how could I or anybody else know for sure that anyone of them could be a muslimb who could go off like a explosive homicidal suicide bomber with a scalpel?

All that it would take is for a muslimb to have a bad day and rather than go home for a beer and a burger he gets it into his head to kill as many people as possible with any dangerous device he can get his swarthy hands on (even a garlic crusher could be lethal in the hands of one of these cold hearted killers)?

I'm not saying that all muslimbs in a position to kill other people at work should monitored by a sophisticated surveillance apparatus 24/7 because that would be impractical and costly to the tax payer and against God.

Exodus 22:21 Thou shalt neither vex a stranger, nor oppress him: for ye were strangers in the land of Egypt.

But any muslimbs who care about actual living people (and not what is made up in their damn book of fairy tales) should be made to volunteer to be monitored: after all, how is this different from a Christian under the loving yet vengeful eyes of the Baby Jesus?

Proverbs 15:3 The eyes of the LORD are in every place, beholding the evil and the good.

Being made to volunteer may seem like an oxymormon but it is not one. The muslimb who refuses to show this guesture of frendship to a culture he has been conditioned to hate is no different the the Scribes and Pharisees. They should put the safety of other before their high profile, well paid jobs.

Matthew 23:16-22 “But woe to you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! For you shut the kingdom of heaven in people's faces. For you neither enter yourselves nor allow those who would enter to go in. Woe to you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! For you travel across sea and land to make a single proselyte, and when he becomes a proselyte, you make him twice as much a child of hell as yourselves.

“Woe to you, blind guides, who say, ‘If anyone swears by the temple, it is nothing, but if anyone swears by the gold of the temple, he is bound by his oath.’ You blind fools! For which is greater, the gold or the temple that has made the gold sacred? And you say, ‘If anyone swears by the altar, it is nothing, but if anyone swears by the gift that is on the altar, he is bound by his oath.’ You blind men! For which is greater, the gift or the altar that makes the gift sacred? So whoever swears by the altar swears by it and by everything on it. And whoever swears by the temple swears by it and by him who dwells in it. And whoever swears by heaven swears by the throne of God and by him who sits upon it.

In this age of CCTV, alarms and microphones is this really so out of the question? We need to offer even muslimbs the chance to be overcome the stigma of being foreign and so trusted by decent Americans not to kill as many people as possible if they have a bad day.

Anyone who has a problem with this hates Jesus and America

YIC

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

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Leaving aside the question of being a Muslim, what do these names have in common?

Seiji Katagiri
Tsu Way Ming
Gameel Al-Batouti
Younes Khayati
Herminio dos Santos Fernandes
Andreas Lubitz

That's a list of pilots who deliberately crashed their civilian passenger airplanes, and I'll tell you what they have in common: not a single one of them is a True Christian™ Real American name!

This just goes to show that it's not just the Muslim pilot we should fear, but also the heathen Nipponese and the Chinese and the Messicant and the probably Greek Orthodox Joo!

Psalm 118:8 It is better to trust in the Lord than to put confidence in man.

Especially UnSaved, foreign man!

[Jim Farmer]

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Anyone who has a problem with this hates Jesus and America
YIC

I think you're being exceedingly generous Brother Doctor. I think we should send all people who aren't normal people out of the country, and keep America for Americans. All mooselimbs - send them back to Arabia or wherever they came from. All slants back to China. All nigras back to Africa. All messicants back to Mexico. All joos back to Isreal. All homersexurals back to Europistan. All retards and spastics that are left - maybe Australia. All cathlicks back to the Vatican. All atheists back to Estonia. Once we've done that, all normal Americans can live the way God intended us to - in peace and worshipping the Lord. We will have no reason to fear for our safety on aircraft, no worries about peddos or gaysexurals getting hold of our children, no reason not to leave pies on the window sill. Wouldn't it be wonderful. It would nearly be as good as Heaven. Just that we wouldn't see Jesus walking around every day.

[Alvin Moss]

Re: How can you know if your pilot is a Muslim?

I agree with the various pork suggestions. A rib or pork chop could be kept handy on flights and shown to the various crew members. Their reactions could then be observed. An astute observer will know at once if the suspect is Muslim. If there are false positives, the suspects will likely be Jews, as they are also known to hate the pig. Those false positives can easily be recognized as they will have large noses and possibly other Jew sign.

After the flight, the rib or pork chop might make a tasty snack.