African Sinners Try to Save their Currency by Prayer. BI-I-I-G FAILURE!!

[Elmer G. White]

God does not listen to the prayers of sinners.

We knew it all along, and now it has been proven once more.



The leaders of the African Hamite Country, Zambia (it used to be Godly Northern Rhodesia), have messed things up big time with their economy.

The Zambia Kwacha, down over 45% year-to-date against the dollar, is the world's worst currency. Last week, in a desperate bid to end the pain, President Edgar Lungu closed all bars and clubs, cancelled all sports and entertainment and demanded his people to pray, on a national day of devotion and fasting, as "hope seems to have deserted the minds of the people.. as anxiety and distress prevail throughout the land."

"God save the kwacha."
That’s what Zambian President Edgar Lungu wants his people to pray for on a national day of devotion and fasting on Sunday to reverse a decline in the world’s worst currency and fix a litany of problems from plunging copper prices to electricity shortages.

We know that prayers ARE answered if a True Christian™ utters them!

John 14:13
And whatsoever ye shall ask in my name, that will I do, that the Father may be glorified in the Son.

Now let us see, if the Zambians were worthy of Jesus' Help?



Apparently, they weren't!

“No matter how many prayers you make it doesn’t change the fact that you have a fiscal deficit and you’re not doing anything to reduce that fiscal deficit,” Trevor Simumba, managing director at Sub-Saharan Consulting Group Zambia, a business advisory firm, said by phone from Lusaka. “We know God can do miracles, but He cannot change things that are facts on the ground.”

This is almost correct. God just did not do this to YOU (Zambians) because you were not WORTHY!

John 9:31
Now we know that God heareth not sinners: but if any man be a worshipper of God, and doeth his will, him he heareth.


Usurping the American Eagle from Jesus did not help, either. The Kwacha is DOOMED!

If only the Zambian Hamites had Repented and accepted Jesus in their Hearts and not just in empty words, we could be seeing a blooming strong economy at this very moment. Jesus will not be bribed. He casts righteous judgment.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Alvin Moss]

Re: African Sinners Try to Save their Currency by Prayer. BI-I-I-G FAILURE!!

It is clear that the White people of Europe, who rejected Jesus and threw off the White man's burden of providing direction for the Negroe savages, are at fault here. Even the French were able to prevent this type of chaos in the economies of the Negroe countries that they were given charge of. Now that these self absorbed former Christians in now godless Europe have left the Negroes to their own designs, this is the result.

I am not one who believes that the European powers should return to rule the Africans. Their day has passed; God no longer looks favorably toward Europe. I do believe that there could easily be considerable benefit for Godly America to go there and take charge. If the Negroes were guided properly and given suitable work, there could be a spiritual and economic rebirth for the entire dark continent.

In summation, I believe there should be an immediate invasion of the country of Africa and resistance from the local Muslims should be stamped out vigorously. There has been so much backsliding in that area that it is likely that atomic weapons will be required. I propose the immediate destruction of Nigeria, Sudan and some other places that I can't remember just now. God would be pleased and there would probably be considerable profit to the enterprise.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: African Sinners Try to Save their Currency by Prayer. BI-I-I-G FAILURE!!

Brother Professor Dr White, Sir, our head lawn boy originally came to these shores as a refugee from Rhodesia, though from the other part where the indigenous whites were chased out by Idi Amin.

When I rebuked him for his cowardice, he claimed that had he remained, he would have been forcibly married to Mr Amin and subsequently eaten by him, though frankly I find both implausible as he is not a handsome man and has little meat on his bones.

Proverbs 28:1 The wicked flee when no man pursueth: but the righteous are bold as a lion.

2 Timothy 1:7 For God hath not given us the spirit of fear; but of power, and of love, and of a sound mind.

and, in this case perhaps most relevant:

Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

However, I have strayed from the point. The boy tells me that the people of that country claim to be Christians but are in fact Catlicks, Anglicans, Pentecostal snake-worshipers, Lutherans, Mormons, Jehovahs Witlesses and something called Branhamites - which I had to look up. It seems that Branham was one of those faith healing types who, some might think ironically, died young in a car accident. I guess that didn't work out too well for him.

All this to say, is it any wonder that God wasn't listening?

YiC
Joanna

[I Man Rastafari]

Re: African Sinners Try to Save their Currency by Prayer. BI-I-I-G FAILURE!!

The English and the French and the Americans always cause mischief in any country ruled by Black men. That is the case with this money. The CIA has infiltrated the country and ruined the money. They do not want to see a Black man rule without the help of the white man. And the white man gets all the money. They will not let a Black man be successful because they want to keep him down. They put the Honorable Marcus Garvey in their prison with lies and he was the President of Africa. Then the CIA killed Bob Marley with the cancer germ because he had the ears of the people. They got it in him because he was bringing together all the Black people all over the world. He was a Prophet.

[Elmer G. White]

Re: African Sinners Try to Save their Currency by Prayer. BI-I-I-G FAILURE!!

The English and the French and the Americans always cause mischief in any country ruled by Black men. That is the case with this money. The CIA has infiltrated the country and ruined the money. They do not want to see a Black man rule without the help of the white man. And the white man gets all the money. They will not let a Black man be successful because they want to keep him down. They put the Honorable Marcus Garvey in their prison with lies and he was the President of Africa. Then the CIA killed Bob Marley with the cancer germ because he had the ears of the people. They got it in him because he was bringing together all the Black people all over the world. He was a Prophet.

You post partially good but biased data, Mr. Rastafari, and fail to make the Spiritual conclusions. You assume that the Caucasian Godly man has powers by himself extraneous from the powerful miraculous force of Jesus. Ergo, you fail to see the ultimate conductor of these events.

Jesus is the one who will not accept the prayers of these African Hamites. Jesus gives the anal cancers to drug abusers and uppity people. Jesus!



You can make a simple comparison. How well have the prayers towards Mr. Selassie been received based on the economical success of his followers? Then, how well does the True Christian™ America do in comparison? Is the Kwacha of Jah Rastapharisee gaining on the Dollar of the Holy Spirit?

Who is the one Jesus rewards with 1. Earthly goods and 2. Heavenly joys?

Fear, repent, obey, accept, follow, be raptured.

Exodus 3:14
And God said unto Moses, I AM THAT I AM: and he said, Thus shalt thou say unto the children of Israel, I AM hath sent me unto you.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[I Man Rastafari]

Re: African Sinners Try to Save their Currency by Prayer. BI-I-I-G FAILURE!!

Professor White I believe that you are mistaken and giving due respect to your lofty position. The CIA gave Bob Marley an injection of a cancer germ to give him cancer in the brain. Also the Messiah has come but it is not Yeshua (Jesus) because he has already come and left. It is HIM Ras Tafari- Jah Ras Tafari. It is the Lion of Judah of the House of David King of Israel who has come to save the Black man.

To get the house of the world back in order the Black man must first be restored to rule. Until then we will be used by the white man for his own purpose.

[Back against wall]

Re: African Sinners Try to Save their Currency by Prayer. BI-I-I-G FAILURE!!

The CIA gave Bob Marley an injection of a cancer germ to give him cancer in the brain.

One of my favorite Top 10 Hits.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: African Sinners Try to Save their Currency by Prayer. BI-I-I-G FAILURE!!

... Then the CIA killed Bob Marley with the cancer germ because he had the ears of the people.

You see, Mister I, your own words reveal what the problem is. I don't know who Mr Marley was, as I don't follow African politics in any detail, but if he was cutting off people's ears (a punishment known as cropping) then something had to be done.

You will note that Our Lord disapproved of cropping, even when it was used in an attempt to prevent His arrest.

John 18:10-11
Then Simon Peter having a sword drew it, and smote the high priest's servant, and cut off his right ear. The servant's name was Malchus.
Then said Jesus unto Peter, Put up thy sword into the sheath: the cup which my Father hath given me, shall I not drink it?

Mr Marley had no business making an ear collection. It was UnGodly and the CIA were right to put a stop to it, just as Jesus would have done.

[Virginia Day Templeton]

Re: African Sinners Try to Save their Currency by Prayer. BI-I-I-G FAILURE!!

Marley got brain cancer from smoking pot. Period. Nothing more, nothing less.

[Alvin Moss]

Re: African Sinners Try to Save their Currency by Prayer. BI-I-I-G FAILURE!!

That's right, Sister. he was on the dope. All these Rasnefarions are on the dope.

[WWJDnow]

Re: African Sinners Try to Save their Currency by Prayer. BI-I-I-G FAILURE!!

Even when these mass public prayers work, sometimes God sends the help too late. I think that's because a bunch of sinners say the prayers, too, which is a big negative for the Lord.

Anyway, this is 2015, and it's time to put an end to this kind of delusional thinking. God's never answered the prayers of Africans before, so why should He start now? Africa is going to have to finance itself the way it always has--by sending out emails claiming that the son of a deposed dictator needs help removing $250 million in gold bars from storage, etc.

[I Man Rastafari]

Re: African Sinners Try to Save their Currency by Prayer. BI-I-I-G FAILURE!!

Prayer will not help cure the money as long as the white man is behind the manipulations. When I graduate from the University of Wisconsin and am a lawyer I will return to my true home which is in Africa. Once the Black man has returned to rule again in Africa Jah Ras Tafari will come forth from his home in the hills to rule as King of Africa. Then the money will be saved. Until that day the white man will steal all the money.

When I am a lawyer and I return to Africa I will run for President of Africa. By then Kanye West who is a successful Black man in Babylon and elsewhere will be President of America. Snoop Dog has become Snoop Lion and is a Rasta now. He could be the Secretary of State of either country because of his dignified reputation. If Snoop Lion will bring all the money he makes from white people then Africa will be prosperous again.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: African Sinners Try to Save their Currency by Prayer. BI-I-I-G FAILURE!!

When I graduate from the University of Wisconsin and am a lawyer I will return to my true home which is in Africa.

That sounds like a really good plan, Mr I! Whereabouts in Africa were you thinking of "returning" to? But I expect you know exactly where your ancestors came from.

I have been told that the Central African Republic is extremely nice. It is also central, and African, and a republic, which would make it an ideal base for your friend Mr Tafairy if he wants to overthrow the African government and become king.

I will follow your future progress with some interest, dear.

YiC
JL-V

[I Man Rastafari]

Re: African Sinners Try to Save their Currency by Prayer. BI-I-I-G FAILURE!!

Many parts of the world have already come over to the idea that the Black man should be the ruler of Africa. President Robert Mugabe has now been awarded the Confucius Peace Prize in Peking China. This is a very prestigious award for the coloured people of the world. It is every bit as relevant as the Nobel Peace Prize. The Black man who is the President of Babylon received the Nobel Peace Prize which is normally reserved for white people. Now a peaceful Black President who is a statesman for the Black people has been given the Nobel Prize for Black people. Time has passed the white man by. These are the last years of your reign. Jah Ras Tafari the Lion of Judah will burst forth with the light of a thousand suns.

[Basilissa]

Re: African Sinners Try to Save their Currency by Prayer. BI-I-I-G FAILURE!!

(drivel deleted) When I am a lawyer and I return to Africa I will run for President of Africa. (more drivel deleted)

That sounds like a really good plan, Mr I! Whereabouts in Africa were you thinking of "returning" to? But I expect you know exactly where your ancestors came from.

I have been told that the Central African Republic is extremely nice. It is also central, and African, and a republic, which would make it an ideal base for your friend Mr Tafairy if he wants to overthrow the African government and become king.

I will follow your future progress with some interest, dear.

YiC
JL-V

I'm afraid it is not a question of "when," dear Sister, but of "if." A very doubtful if. Even the University of Wisconsin has some standards. (They do admit everybody because they like the money coming in, but the prospects of this one actually graduating are close to zero.).