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    • Jun 2008
    • 37

    #16
    Re: Another Savage Goth Attack!

    Originally posted by tidal wave of warm spit View Post
    A book is not a piece of safety equipment.
    It's "Save"-ty equipment.
    And how is it that Rev Anne (How can a heathen woman be a reverend? Can we change her name?) ever got past the rank of "Under Investigation?" And why, pray tell, does it say she's a "Mostly Straight Gal?"
    She's a heathen! Why are we making her look so positive...?

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    • Dogdung Wolfburgers
      Admitted Goth/Wickedan Self Proclaimed Furry
      • Aug 2008
      • 72

      #17
      Re: Another Savage Goth Attack!

      That article did not say anything about that boy being Goth. So do not just automatically assume that he is Goth because that is wrong. You have no fact to prove if he was a Goth or not.

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      • Sledge Riprock
        The Lord's Favorite Head Trauma Victim
        Forum Member
        • Aug 2008
        • 188

        #18
        Re: Another Savage Goth Attack!

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        Police: Teen Chokes Grandmother, Shoots Bible

        Grandson Faces Multiple Charges

        UNION, S.C. -- Union police said that a man is facing several charges after he choked his grandmother, threatened his cousin with a rifle, and shot a Bible.

        Police said on Wednesday, Mary Phillips woke up her 19-year-old grandson, James Phillips, to ask him if he knew where her debit card was. He told her he didn't know where the card was, and at that point her other grandson, 17-year-old Chad Phillips, came up behind her and began to choke her.

        James Phillips said when he shouted at his cousin, Chad stopped choking his grandmother and lunged at him.

        Mary Phillips left the home to go to a doctor. After she left, Chad got a rifle and threatened to kill him, his grandmother and himself, James said. He said Chad then fired the rifle toward a house across the street, and then fired it at a Bible that was lying on the floor.

        James, who was wearing only his underwear, said he tackled his cousin, and they both fell out the front door. He said he grabbed the rifle, and ran into some nearby woods where he tossed the weapon.

        A short time later, deputies stopped a car that they believed to be driven by Chad Phillips. They said that he ran and hid under a house, and was later found and taken into custody.

        Police said that they found marijuana and drug paraphernalia in the house that Mary Phillips said belong to Chad. Officers also recovered the rifle.

        Chad Phillips is charged with kidnapping, discharging a firearm in a dwelling, pointing and presenting a firearm and assault of a high and aggravated nature.

        What happened to The KJV1611? Can it be repaired? Grandma goes to the hospital, Chad ends up in custody, but what of the underpantsed James and The Good Book? And by the way, is it a sin to be in the presence of a KJV1611 in such a state of Undress? I hope he covered his shame at some point.

        And I'm not comfortable with the homosexual connotations of James being in his underpants and tackling an obviously revved up cousin. He shoud have dressed himself before tackling Chad and tumbling out into the yard, grabbing the rifle, and tearing off into the woods. Even in emergency situations, I believe The Lord wants us properly clothed. Inappropriate states of undress can lead to sexual behavior that displeases God.
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        • Pinecone
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          • Aug 2008
          • 106

          #19
          Re: Another Savage Goth Attack!

          Originally posted by Sledge Riprock View Post
          Even in emergency situations, I believe The Lord wants us properly clothed. Inappropriate states of undress can lead to sexual behavior that displeases God.
          I don't know about you, but my sensative bits retract into my body before I attempt mortal combat with athiest scum.

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            • Jun 2008
            • 37

            #20
            Re: Another Savage Goth Attack!

            Very true, Pinecone, very true.

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            • Ezekiel Bathfire
              Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
              Christ's Rottweiler
               
              • Jan 2008
              • 22885

              #21
              Re: Another Savage Goth Attack!

              Originally posted by tidal wave of warm spit View Post
              A book is not a piece of safety equipment.
              You're an excellent indicator of what is right, and what is wrong. You are 100% wrong, 100% of the time - this is far better than being 99% right 99% of the time.

              When you post something, I accept the opposite and am thus 100% correct all of the time.

              I did a search on Google for < bullet stopped by bible > in a remarkably short time (0.17 seconds) 1,060,000 results were shown.

              Yes, again you maintain your record, A bible IS a piece of safety equipment.
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              Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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