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  • Des
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2013
    • 2718

    #1

    Niglets Taught to Freeze at Earlier Age

    I don't know who is doing this because my audio is turned off and the replacement for Mariko hasn't learned good English yet and doesn't know how to turn it on, but whoever it is, they are making the next generation darkies more docile and compliant, and therefore safer for us to be around. Glory!


    Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
  • Alvin Moss
    Serving Jesus
    True Christian™
    • Aug 2013
    • 4468

    #2
    Re: Niglets Taught to Freeze at Earlier Age

    This may signal that the Negroes have decided to do something to help the police avoid having to shoot so many of them. Historically, Negroes have been taught from an early age to fight the police when they are caught robbing, stealing, raping, shoplifting, burgling, mugging, selling crack, etc. By teaching them to recognize when they are caught, more may be available to make use of the prisons, where they may even be saved.
    God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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    • BrotherLarry
      Revelationary Equine Gnathologist for Christ
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2014
      • 2249

      #3
      Re: Niglets Taught to Freeze at Earlier Age

      Originally posted by Alvin Moss View Post
      This may signal that the Negroes have decided to do something to help the police avoid having to shoot so many of them. Historically, Negroes have been taught from an early age to fight the police when they are caught robbing, stealing, raping, shoplifting, burgling, mugging, selling crack, etc. By teaching them to recognize when they are caught, more may be available to make use of the prisons, where they may even be saved.

      I think this is a direct result of Landover's Niglet program. We have exerted our Christian influence over the lesser races and at the same time gotten some good work out of them in our sewers, trash heaps, and other menial, lower-mental-intensive occupations.


      I would love to be a Niglet sponsor, but no one has yet told me how to go about it. I strongly believe this is a program we should not end, and I encourage all reading this to become a part of it. Now, how do I sponsor one - and can I choose the Niglet or is one assigned? I want one that still knows how to address me properly and not call me by my first name or anything uppity like that.
      Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
      “The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

      Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
      Amen and Amen

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      • Des
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Jun 2013
        • 2718

        #4
        Re: Niglets Taught to Freeze at Earlier Age

        Originally posted by BrotherLarry View Post


        I would love to be a Niglet sponsor, but no one has yet told me how to go about it. I strongly believe this is a program we should not end, and I encourage all reading this to become a part of it. Now, how do I sponsor one - and can I choose the Niglet or is one assigned? I want one that still knows how to address me properly and not call me by my first name or anything uppity like that.

        You need to go to your local pound, brother. In your area the New York State Adoption Service in Rensselaer and the Spence-Chapin Adoption Service in NYC are your best choices.


        The process can take months, and there are a ridiculous number of tests and background checks you must pass, but you can take some comfort in the fact that your being a Christian will help to expedite the experience. They also are rather invasive with their follow-ups.


        Overall, I did not find it worth the hassle. My Niglet was a scrawny, spastic little thing that eventually had to be put down by the Denton PD. As it turns out, the pound doesn't spay or neuter them, and the bucks are prone to turning violent during rutting season.


        Compare this to Nip sponsorship where you fly to one of the Chinese states like Taiwan or Cambodia, wave a few bills at the parents while pointing at the Nipette you want, then load her onto your plane and fly home. No tests, no courses, no Gestapo social workers doing follow-up visits, and you get to pick the exact Slant you want. I highly recommend the Gooks streamlined sponsorship service.
        Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

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        • Segoosuoia
          Unsaved trash, admitted retarded
          • Dec 2015
          • 80

          #5
          Re: Niglets Taught to Freeze at Earlier Age

          You do realize that slavery has been abolished, right? I know you guys live under a rock, so I guess you didn't get the memo, but we don't do that here, not since the 1860s

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          • Mary Etheldreda
            Gushing for Jesus
             
            • Sep 2011
            • 23775

            #6
            Re: Niglets Taught to Freeze at Earlier Age

            Originally posted by Segoosuoia View Post
            You do realize that slavery has been abolished, right? I know you guys live under a rock, so I guess you didn't get the memo, but we don't do that here, not since the 1860s
            Silly unbeliever. It's not against the law if you follow your sincere religious beliefs.
            Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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            • Brother Gonzalez
              Another brick in Donald´s wall - A.K.A "The Gonz"
              True Christian™
               
              • Sep 2016
              • 2087

              #7
              Re: Niglets Taught to Freeze at Earlier Age

              Originally posted by Segoosuoia View Post
              You do realize that slavery has been abolished, right? I know you guys live under a rock, so I guess you didn't get the memo, but we don't do that here, not since the 1860s
              But is coming back, those are the good news!


              GO TRUMP!


              Oh, and BTW, we do abide the laws of the men, but we do not care about them. The law of God is superior. And he is pro-slavery, the Bible even teaches you how to be a good master (and a good slave)
              1 Thessalonians 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the TRUMP of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first.

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              • Basilissa
                South of the Border outreach program
                True Christian™
                 
                • Mar 2013
                • 12964

                #8
                Re: Niglets Taught to Freeze at Earlier Age

                Originally posted by Segoosuoia View Post
                You do realize that slavery has been abolished, right? I know you guys live under a rock, so I guess you didn't get the memo, but we don't do that here, not since the 1860s
                Wrong. Slavery is the backbone of American economy today. Our companies employ slave labor abroad so Americans can have cheap goods. In fact, there are more slaves worldwide today than at any time in the past. (Which is logical given that we have more population now). Also, 5% of agricultural workers in the US today are slaves. Of course, much higher numbers are for enslaved sex workers. In fact, it is cheaper to own a slave today than it was in the 1800's. Here is the 2015 worldwide human trafficking report - it includes the US, which is meeting the bare minimum of fighting slavery - but it's very far from eradicating it.

                Slavery is an important part of worldwide economy today. You might like or not, but ignoring it won't change anything.
                God created fossils to test our faith.

                * * *

                My favorite LBC sermons:
                True Christians are Perfect!
                True Christian™ Love.
                Salvation™ made Easy!
                You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                God HATES Rational Thinking!
                True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                • Anne Sayne
                  Forum Member
                  Forum Member
                  • Sep 2016
                  • 182

                  #9
                  Re: Niglets Taught to Freeze at Earlier Age

                  Originally posted by Segoosuoia View Post
                  You do realize that slavery has been abolished, right? I know you guys live under a rock, so I guess you didn't get the memo, but we don't do that here, not since the 1860s
                  Maybe so, but it's a Biblical concept that any decent human being should live by. Follow Jesus!
                  God is about as real as unicorns and dragons.
                  Revelation 12:9
                  Job 39:9

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                  • Basilissa
                    South of the Border outreach program
                    True Christian™
                     
                    • Mar 2013
                    • 12964

                    #10
                    Re: Niglets Taught to Freeze at Earlier Age

                    Originally posted by Anne Sayne View Post
                    Maybe so, but it's a Biblical concept that any decent human being should live by. Follow Jesus!
                    And Mr. Sequoia does live by it every time he picks up his iPhone, buys his clothing at Gap or any other reputable American company, eats Nestle chocolate, etc, etc... The truth is we all benefit from slavery. True Christians™ are honest about it because we know Jesus approves of slavery (Ephesians 6:5, Colossians 3:22, 1 Timothy 6:1). The ones who are all against slavery yet do nothing about eradicating it (and keep benefiting from it) are just hypocrites.
                    God created fossils to test our faith.

                    * * *

                    My favorite LBC sermons:
                    True Christians are Perfect!
                    True Christian™ Love.
                    Salvation™ made Easy!
                    You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                    Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                    Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                    Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                    Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                    The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                    Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                    God HATES Rational Thinking!
                    True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                    • Anne Sayne
                      Forum Member
                      Forum Member
                      • Sep 2016
                      • 182

                      #11
                      Re: Niglets Taught to Freeze at Earlier Age

                      Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
                      And Mr. Sequoia does live by it every time he picks up his iPhone, buys his clothing at Gap or any other reputable American company, eats Nestle chocolate, etc, etc... The truth is we all benefit from slavery. True Christians™ are honest about it because we know Jesus approves of slavery (Ephesians 6:5, Colossians 3:22, 1 Timothy 6:1). The ones who are all against slavery yet do nothing about eradicating it (ad keep benefiting from it) are just hypocrites.
                      You make a great point. He actually thinks slavery is "un Christian" or whatever, but I'd assume that more than half of what he owns was made by a slave. Silly, foolish, God-hating hypocrites. And by silly, I don't mean funny. Just ridiculous that someone could possibly want to oppose God's Word.
                      God is about as real as unicorns and dragons.
                      Revelation 12:9
                      Job 39:9

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