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  • Petal
    LBC psychiatric outpatient. Progressing nicely.
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 991

    #1

    devil kittys infests china, it true



    here be scary link to artickle abouts a noo breed of devil kittys. the chinnee lady say her kitty look like a angel, but that not true, her kitty be a abominashun unto lord God but then i gots to thinkin that maybee devil kittys be a signs that we in End Times , so maybee some good come from devil kittys, cuz i be so ready for the raptures, yay!
  • Eugene Hackwith
    Farmer for Christ™
    True Christian™
    • Jan 2008
    • 736

    #2
    Re: devil kittys infests china, it true

    After reading that article, I will definitely be keeping an eye on the cats in my barn. I might even call a Pastor and see if he'll come over and say a blessing over them to keep the evil away.
    A baby is a human being, not a stem cell!

    Psalm 139:19-20
    Surely thou wilt slay the wicked, O God: depart from me therefore, ye bloody men.
    For they speak against thee wickedly, and thine enemies take thy name in vain.

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    • Justina Thyme
      Exposing DEMONS for Jesus
      True Christian™
      • Dec 2007
      • 1718

      #3
      Re: devil kittys infests china, it true

      Dearest Petal, I can't tell you how much we all appreciate your noticing this and telling us about it so that we may watch with you for the Rapture! Thank you so much, and GOD bless you always. GLORY!
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      • Ezekiel Bathfire
        Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
        Christ's Rottweiler
         
        • Jan 2008
        • 22880

        #4
        Re: devil kittys infests china, it true

        Dearest Petal, your report is lovely! (and lots of such nice smilies and fonts!) Well done! I have looked for what this could be – is it possible that these verses describe the beast before us?

        Le:11:20: All fowls that creep, going upon all four, shall be an abomination unto you.
        Le:11:21: Yet these may ye eat of every flying creeping thing that goeth upon all four, which have legs above their feet, to leap withal upon the earth;


        I think it is a bird with 4 feet that bears a superficial resemblance to a cat. The thing looks as if it fits exactly a “flying creeping thing that goeth upon all four, which have legs above their feet, to leap withal upon the earth;”

        If so, this is a great advance and one in the eye for those who laughed at the idea of unicorns and dragons.
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        “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

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        Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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        • Daisy Mae Johnson
          The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
          Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
          aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 15708

          #5
          Re: devil kittys infests china, it true

          China seems to be producing a lot of demon kitties. The END is surely upon us! GLORY!!!
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          • Brother Temperance
            Senior Usher
            True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
            A very nice young man
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 15621

            #6
            Re: devil kittys infests china, it true

            Hmmm. I can't help thinking that if I were a cat surrounded by Chinamen, I'd be willing to go to extreme lengths to escape too.
            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



            God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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            • SayvedByTheLord
              Sinner Who Has Found the Truth©
              True Christian™
              • May 2007
              • 3151

              #7
              Re: devil kittys infests china, it true

              So true Brother. Any cat that reaches adulthood over there made it strictly because they are breeding stock for Kitten Chow Mein ingredients.


              YIC

              Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
              Hmmm. I can't help thinking that if I were a cat surrounded by Chinamen, I'd be willing to go to extreme lengths to escape too.


              Leviticus 26:27-29

              27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
              28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
              29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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              • gaypride23
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                • Aug 2008
                • 8

                #8
                Re: devil kittys infests china, it true

                Originally posted by Petal View Post




                here be scary link to artickle abouts a noo breed of devil kittys. the chinnee lady say her kitty look like a angel, but that not true, her kitty be a abominashun unto lord God but then i gots to thinkin that maybee devil kittys be a signs that we in End Times , so maybee some good come from devil kittys, cuz i be so ready for the raptures, yay!



                Tjis just proves that god is NOT powerful. If he was really against this, he wouldn't have created it you Jesus
                loving dumbasses

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                • Ezekiel Bathfire
                  Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                  Christ's Rottweiler
                   
                  • Jan 2008
                  • 22880

                  #9
                  Re: devil kittys infests china, it true

                  You seem not to have read the title - notice the word, "devil". This world is filled with satanic influence (look at your threads for example) God and Landover are here to help neutralize his influence.

                  Now it seems to me that you are under a similar influence to the cats shown, have you looked under your stained shirt or behind your greasy locks recently? Any demonic wings? Extra ears?
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                  “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                  Author of such illuminating essays as,
                  Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                  • Unfalsifiable
                    Forum Member
                    Forum Member
                    • Jan 2008
                    • 836

                    #10
                    Re: devil kittys infests china, it true

                    This is why I am so sceptical of cats.
                    READ THE BIBLE

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                    • Brother Temperance
                      Senior Usher
                      True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                      A very nice young man
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 15621

                      #11
                      Re: devil kittys infests china, it true

                      Originally posted by Unfalsifiable View Post
                      This is why I am so sceptical of cats.
                      Skeptical of cats is a funny way of putting it. What do you mean? Are you suggesting that cats are a Jew conspiracy?
                      O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                      God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                      • Mrs. Mary Whitford
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                        True Christian™
                        • Dec 2006
                        • 12414

                        #12
                        Re: devil kittys infests china, it true

                        Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                        Skeptical of cats is a funny way of putting it. What do you mean? Are you suggesting that cats are a Jew conspiracy?
                        It wouldn't surprise me. After all, the Egyptians worshipped them back in Moses and Abraham's day. I wouldn't raise an eyebrow if I found out the Jews talked them into it.
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                        • Sister Rebecca
                          True Christian™
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 390

                          #13
                          Re: devil kittys infests china, it true

                          Damned devil cats. That stupid article said something about it being "poor grooming". Huh?? So all this time, all the wild/feral cats of the world have not been grooming themselves? So then there must be thousands of angel (meaning devil) winged feral cats all over the world, eh?
                          The BONY growth can only be Satan at work. That second picture of the devil cat with the horns is proof enough. Satan has overtaken China! It is time to purge that country from our maps, our globe!!
                          Shall we blow it up? Don't we still have the nukes in the silos under Pastor Zeke's summer cottage's lake?
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                          • Rev. M. Rodimer
                            Honorary True Christian™
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                            • May 2008
                            • 13996

                            #14
                            Re: devil kittys infests china, it true

                            Originally posted by Sister Rebecca View Post
                            Damned devil cats. That stupid article said something about it being "poor grooming". Huh?? So all this time, all the wild/feral cats of the world have not been grooming themselves?
                            That explains the Elephant Man, sister!



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                            • Captain_Asshat
                              Unsaved trash
                              • Sep 2008
                              • 97

                              #15
                              Re: devil kittys infests china, it true

                              Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                              That explains the Elephant Man, sister!



                              Lack of bathing produces bony deformities!!
                              So THAT'S what happens when a woman has sex with an elephant!! ...ewwww.... He looks like a retarded!!

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