devil kittys infests china, it true

[Petal]

here be scary link to artickle abouts a noo breed of devil kittys. the chinnee lady say her kitty look like a angel, but that not true, her kitty be a abominashun unto lord God but then i gots to thinkin that maybee devil kittys be a signs that we in End Times , so maybee some good come from devil kittys, cuz i be so ready for the raptures, yay!

[Eugene Hackwith]

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After reading that article, I will definitely be keeping an eye on the cats in my barn. I might even call a Pastor and see if he'll come over and say a blessing over them to keep the evil away.

[Justina Thyme]

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Dearest Petal, I can't tell you how much we all appreciate your noticing this and telling us about it so that we may watch with you for the Rapture! Thank you so much, and GOD bless you always. GLORY!

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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Dearest Petal, your report is lovely! (and lots of such nice smilies and fonts!) Well done! I have looked for what this could be – is it possible that these verses describe the beast before us?

Le:11:20: All fowls that creep, going upon all four, shall be an abomination unto you.
Le:11:21: Yet these may ye eat of every flying creeping thing that goeth upon all four, which have legs above their feet, to leap withal upon the earth;

I think it is a bird with 4 feet that bears a superficial resemblance to a cat. The thing looks as if it fits exactly a “flying creeping thing that goeth upon all four, which have legs above their feet, to leap withal upon the earth;”

If so, this is a great advance and one in the eye for those who laughed at the idea of unicorns and dragons.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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China seems to be producing a lot of demon kitties. The END is surely upon us! GLORY!!!

[Brother Temperance]

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Hmmm. I can't help thinking that if I were a cat surrounded by Chinamen, I'd be willing to go to extreme lengths to escape too.

[SayvedByTheLord]

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So true Brother. Any cat that reaches adulthood over there made it strictly because they are breeding stock for Kitten Chow Mein ingredients.


YIC

Hmmm. I can't help thinking that if I were a cat surrounded by Chinamen, I'd be willing to go to extreme lengths to escape too.

[gaypride23]

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here be scary link to artickle abouts a noo breed of devil kittys. the chinnee lady say her kitty look like a angel, but that not true, her kitty be a abominashun unto lord God but then i gots to thinkin that maybee devil kittys be a signs that we in End Times , so maybee some good come from devil kittys, cuz i be so ready for the raptures, yay!

Tjis just proves that god is NOT powerful. If he was really against this, he wouldn't have created it you Jesus
loving dumbasses

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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You seem not to have read the title - notice the word, "devil". This world is filled with satanic influence (look at your threads for example) God and Landover are here to help neutralize his influence.

Now it seems to me that you are under a similar influence to the cats shown, have you looked under your stained shirt or behind your greasy locks recently? Any demonic wings? Extra ears?

[Unfalsifiable]

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This is why I am so sceptical of cats.

[Brother Temperance]

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This is why I am so sceptical of cats.

Skeptical of cats is a funny way of putting it. What do you mean? Are you suggesting that cats are a Jew conspiracy?

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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Skeptical of cats is a funny way of putting it. What do you mean? Are you suggesting that cats are a Jew conspiracy?

It wouldn't surprise me. After all, the Egyptians worshipped them back in Moses and Abraham's day. I wouldn't raise an eyebrow if I found out the Jews talked them into it.

[Sister Rebecca]

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Damned devil cats. That stupid article said something about it being "poor grooming". Huh?? So all this time, all the wild/feral cats of the world have not been grooming themselves? So then there must be thousands of angel (meaning devil) winged feral cats all over the world, eh?
The BONY growth can only be Satan at work. That second picture of the devil cat with the horns is proof enough. Satan has overtaken China! It is time to purge that country from our maps, our globe!!
Shall we blow it up? Don't we still have the nukes in the silos under Pastor Zeke's summer cottage's lake?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Damned devil cats. That stupid article said something about it being "poor grooming". Huh?? So all this time, all the wild/feral cats of the world have not been grooming themselves?

That explains the Elephant Man, sister!



Lack of bathing produces bony deformities!!

[Captain_Asshat]

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That explains the Elephant Man, sister!



Lack of bathing produces bony deformities!!

So THAT'S what happens when a woman has sex with an elephant!! ...ewwww.... He looks like a retarded!!