North Korea Update: Crazed Chinaman Vows To Blow Up America!

[Alvin Moss]

Some kind of lunatic Chinaman over in Korea has promised to make a "Super Mighty Preemptive Strike" against America and he says he's going to burn us all to ashes. His name is Kim Jong Un and he is in charge of all the North Korean Chinamen. Now, there's always been a few tribal chiefs who want to brandish their spears at us and maybe take a few pot shots at the Marines as their last act on Earth, but this Chinaman seems to have some atomic bombs. This is a horse of a different color.

Am I the only one who sees that we are either going to have to blow up North Korea and soon or suffer the consequences? I think we need to get over there and distribute our own atomic bombs among those Chinamen before it's too late.

God's word on the matter: Matthew 26:52- Then said Jesus unto him, Put up again thy sword into his place: for all they that take the sword shall perish with the sword.

This all seems pretty clear to me.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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You're right about one thing there Brother Moss, that Juchie despot is whacked out enough to suspect that the space occupied between his ears is indistinguishable from a plate of Singapore rice noodles.

One thing that is comforting is that the US has in its arsenal of nuclear weapons 6,800 warheads, and North Korea is suspected of having somewhere between 0 and 10. To get any kind of comparison, you have to consider yield - where the largest in the US is around 15 Megatons, and theirs is somewhere in the low double digit Kilotons. When you add all that up I think you're looking at somewhere between the size of the sun and Kim Jong Un's undescended testicles for comparison purposes.

So the bottom line here is if that dingy dictator tries anything his entire country will wind up like deep fried Kimchi. The only question is whether he comprehends that or not. That little slant also has another problem - he doesn't yet seem to have a way of delivering one of his "bombs" with those Chinese bottle rockets that seem to be constantly failing.

I'm tempted to blame Bush for the dilemma we're in, but there was some consensus that his first "nuclear" device (in 2006) "fizzled" out. By the second "test" (2009) it was pretty clear that he had gone "nuclear" and Obama failed to take away his reactor toys like the Jews (who have some understanding of God's will) did with Iraq's first reactor. Of course Obama was busy cuddling up with all his commie comrades - including that goofball down there in Venezuela.

Kim Jong Un clearly needs a come to Jesus teachable moment, with or without his tallywhacker attached.

[BrotherLarry]

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It is indeed hard to understand the mind of the Chinese, particularly the diminutive leader of North Korea, who lives in the rich, vibrant world of delusion that comes with being raised as the heir to a despotic regime.


Often seen wiping crumbs off his face from imported KFC while seated on the grave of his father, it's hard to picture his having the manly courage it takes to threaten a country where millions of sturdy men and an arsenal that far overshadows his own would fight in a heartbeat to defeat him. It might take 20, 30 minutes (we would want to allow for bathroom breaks).


Once the God-given power of the United States was unleashed upon him, he would soon be found face down in what is probably the only bowl of rice in his impoverished country, clutching his little stuffed panda. Truly a pathetic thought.


If only he had my intelligence, compassion, and desire to serve all men equally, we might not be engaged in this discussion. Alas, not all men can be so gifted. The Lord God will move on this situation in His omniscient and omnipresent and omnipotent way. His will be done. Glory!


COME, LORD JESUS!
BrotherLarry

[Michael Hezekiah Esq]

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I think you men are underestimating the cunning of the North Korean leader. Beloved by his country's population, and looked upon with awe following the opening of the new housing area in Pyongyang, his confidence is strong, his resolve is steadfast, and his military can march much prettier than ours.


Having traveled to South Korea on a vacation a few years ago, I can tell you that those in the south are constantly ragging on the north, making fun of their accents and uncivilized ways. The south is much more refined, preferring to sit on their veranda while sipping a mint julep, fanning themselves. They know in their hearts, however, that the dictator of the north is a magnificent, strategic manager of people, a champion of the poor, and a guiding light for the rest of the world.


No, I say - don't write off the challenges that North Korea brings as being no harder than elementary school arithmetic. Their leader should inspire fear and quaking in American hearts, since most of us are weak, lazy, entitled, and unaware. We have our heads buried in our phones while the North Koreans have their heads held high looking to their bright future.

[Alvin Moss]

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Mr. Hezekiah, as usual, you are quite confused about the issue at hand. Christians have tried to divert the Chinamen of Korea from their godless course for many years. We have prayed, we have floated Bibles over their border on balloons and we have not bombed them for over 60 years. None of these peaceful methods have worked. Now, we have no options left but to shower them with fiery death and destruction. This will please God and put a stop to the eating of rotten cabbage, which has been an affront to God these many years.

[Morton Weinstein]

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Mr. Moss:


As a former Joo, I can tell you that your feelings about destroying Little Fat Chinaboy are spot on. Even though I am now a born again Christian, guilt ridden every day for killing Jesus but secure in the knowledge that Christ has cleansed me of all sin, I retain (as all former Joos do) that GOD given intuition that can smell a rotten dictator miles away, and that intuition is telling me it's time for him to GO. I hate to destroy North Korea completely, since America could make it the 51st state and bring Christianity to that part of Scandanavia/the Middle East.


And to Mr. Hezekiah: Joo boy, puhleeze. You need to come down from your meth stupor and recognize the need for Christ in your life. He saved my Christ killing ass, and He will do the same for you. Don't be like I was, a self-absorbed, whiny little freak. It's time to stop playing church and become a PART of the church. Only Jesus can do that for you, and all it takes is repentance and real commitment to GOD.


Morton Weinstein

[Titus Templeton]

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The fact that weed is legal in North Korea is proof that liberals try to turn the U.S into North Korea.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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The fact that weed is legal in North Korea is proof that liberals try to turn the U.S into North Korea.

That's news to me, but who knew?

So that might explain why Kim Jong Un is so whacked out and delusional - he and his whole government is toking up on the stuff.

Maybe the solution is to arrange some B52 flyovers with Agent Orange like we did in Vietnam.

. . .

In North Korea, cannabis is classified as an oilseed crop, unlike many other countries—including our very own—where it is viewed as a narcotic with no redeeming value.

Because the plant is so widely grown outdoors, most North Koreans do not realize it is categorized as an illicit drug in other countries. And ranked as the most isolated country in the world, North Koreans unfortunately don’t know much about what goes on outside their borders.

North Korea has been growing marijuana, known locally as yeoksam, legally since the early 1980s, a source told RFA’s Korean service.

“[Former leader] Kim Il-sung extensively encouraged the cultivation of yeoksam to solve a cooking oil shortage in the early 1980s,” reported RFA.

Some people still grow it for cooking oil, but most cannabis grows wild from seeds of previously cultivated plants.

North Koreans previously used marijuana fodder for rabbits they kept, though now more people have come to realize that it has another far more valuable use.

“North Korean people never thought that yeoksam could bring them money until now,” the source said. “It grows outdoors and can be seen everywhere in North Korea.”

. . .

http://hightimes.com/culture/tourists-are-stocking-up-on-super-cheap-weed-in-north-korea/

[Titus Templeton]

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That's news to me, but who knew?

So that might explain why Kim Jong Un is so whacked out and delusional - he and his whole government is toking up on the stuff.

Maybe the solution is to arrange some B52 flyovers with Agent Orange like we did in Vietnam.

Who knows what happens if thousands of our nuclear missiles hit a country that is covered in fields of cannabis. We might get a second Chernobyl but this time it's something far more dangerous then clouds of radiation.