God Smacks down Earthquake fury in Muslimland! Glory!

[Jim C. Lombardo]

Well if it ain't a miracle, I don't know what else to call it, but Satan's going be mighty busy tallying all the fresh packed Allah-chanting sinners heading to his doorstep! God has made His Will known in the godless reaches of the Middle East, when he shook the border of Iraq and Iran, killing countless sand-niggers, topping mosques and minarets on distracted imans terrorists beneath, crushing them, sending their souls deep into the bowels of Satan's Inferno!

God's been mighty busy. He been cooking up earthquakes, making a fresh batch for the Jesus-spitting nations of Costa Rica and Japan! Notice how He never causes earthquakes in the Godliest areas of America!


A sample of the joyous carnage, below:







Read about it here!

[HisNoodlyAppendage2]

Re: God Smacks down Earthquake fury in Muslimland! Glory!

Well if it ain't a miracle, I don't know what else to call it, but Satan's going be mighty busy tallying all the fresh packed Allah-chanting sinners heading to his doorstep! God has made His Will known in the godless reaches of the Middle East, when he shook the border of Iraq and Iran, killing countless sand-niggers, topping mosques and minarets on distracted imans terrorists beneath, crushing them, sending their souls deep into the bowels of Satan's Inferno!

God's been mighty busy. He been cooking up earthquakes, making a fresh batch for the Jesus-spitting nations of Costa Rica and Japan! Notice how He never causes earthquakes in the Godliest areas of America!


A sample of the joyous carnage, below:







Read about it here!

It's not about God's will. It's about tectonic plates and their movement. Seriously, have you ever gone to school or had anything different from religion lessons? There are no earthquakes in America, because it's on the centre of a tectonic plate, in Japan and Arabian peninsula, because they are located on the edges of those plates.

[Basilissa]

Re: God Smacks down Earthquake fury in Muslimland! Glory!

It's not about God's will. It's about tectonic plates and their movement. Seriously, have you ever gone to school or had anything different from religion lessons? There are no earthquakes in America, because it's on the centre of a tectonic plate, in Japan and Arabian peninsula, because they are located on the edges of those plates.

And who, do you think, made the tectonic plates (a fancy name for the pillars which are the foundation of earth as described in the Bible, e.g. 1 Samuel 2:8, Psalm 75:3) and put ungodly places like California right on their edges?

That's right. God did.

Job 9:4-6
4 He is wise in heart, and mighty in strength: who hath hardened himself against him, and hath prospered?
5 Which removeth the mountains, and they know not: which overturneth them in his anger.
6 Which shaketh the earth out of her place, and the pillars thereof tremble.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: God Smacks down Earthquake fury in Muslimland! Glory!

Seriously, have you ever gone to school or had anything different from religion lessons?

Seriously, have you noodlebugs ever eaten anything stronger than seviyaan?

HEBREWS 5 .KJV . look up
When for the time ye ought to be teachers, ye have need that one teach you again which be the first principles of the oracles of God; and are become such as have need of milk, and not of strong meat.

God made the world.
God knows all about it.
God has explained about this in The Bible.
The Bible tells us how the earth is held in place.
The Bible does not deny the fact that sometimes the earth moves.
The Bible helps us to understand why that happens.
God is the reason and Jesus is His son.

Therefore all observations conform to those facts. If you think you see something contradicting what God has explained in The Bible there is something wrong with your instruments. Or with the observer of course, that is also a possibility. Take the Chrysler building. Its architect can explain how to get to street level from the top floor and has provided pathways to follow inside the building and so on. But your appendage decides it needs a microscope for some reason and peers into the instrument "Oh! Look!" it proclaims, "A particle! I see no corridor. I will jump out this square thing it's a shortcut!"

When your colander lidded geo psychics got going about what may be the tops of those pillars all they'd be seeing is a two dimensional surface. The Bible is 3D. When God vibrates the actual pillars obviously the uppermost surface trembles. But for unweaned seekers of Truth many deceivers lie in wait. Where you can't see, beneath the surface, you just make something up. Anything will do and you have us floating on gelatinous gloop rather like that vermicelli pudding which is about where we came in.

Turn to Jesus today. If everyone did that there would be no need for earthquakes at all.

[Basilissa]

Re: God Smacks down Earthquake fury in Muslimland! Glory!

Therefore all observations conform to those facts. If you think you see something contradicting what God has explained in The Bible there is something wrong with your instruments. Or with the observer of course, that is also a possibility.

Sister Mitza, thank you. This is a classic example of Occam's Razor - the simplest explanation is the correct one.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: God Smacks down Earthquake fury in Muslimland! Glory!

It's not about God's will. It's about tectonic plates and their movement. Seriously, have you ever gone to school or had anything different from religion lessons? There are no earthquakes in America, because it's on the centre of a tectonic plate, in Japan and Arabian peninsula, because they are located on the edges of those plates.

Wrong again pasta head - and we're all wondering where you acquired your education (possibly from Bill "science guy" Nye and his globull warming hoax deniers).

Jesus (and we) is growing tired of that sophomoric cult you clowns are perpetrating.