Mexicant's Resorting To Voodoo!

[Nurse Clampett]

Please pray for the Baby Jesus to smite these foul floutas!

Mexicans turn to voodoo vs. U.S.



MEXICO CITY (AP) -- A Mexican sports daily is pinning its hopes of beating the United States in a World Cup qualifying match on voodoo.
Mexico is play the United States on Feb. 11 in Columbus, Ohio, in the first match of the last round of the CONCACAF qualifying. Mexico has not won at the United States in a decade.
The Record sports newspaper is encouraging readers to take part with a headline Tuesday that reads: "Help end the losing streak so Mexico advances.''
Readers are instructed to cut out a page and take it to an electronics store in exchange for a U.S. team voodoo doll.
The Associated Press

http://www.comcast.net/articles/sports-soccer/20090127/Mexico.US.Voodoo/

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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Dear Lord, these Messican'ts are just 3rd World heathens hidden beneath a cloak of mary worship. They'll be ripping out the hearts of virgins to the sun god next!

How on earth do they think any of that mumbo-jumbo is going to work. Mysterious forces through the ether? Yeah, sure!

PS:
USA will run over their team just like they run over the Rio Grande.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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I'm not surprised. The chief Messy-can't religion is the Roman cult, which forms a substantial part of voodoo. In fact, it seems that the Afreakans who originally invented voodoo worshiped the same demons that the Romanists do, which is why the worship of the loa has so easily merged with the Romanist worship of "saints."

[Father Peter Rast]

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I'm not surprised. The chief Messy-can't religion is the Roman cult, which forms a substantial part of voodoo. In fact, it seems that the Afreakans who originally invented voodoo worshiped the same demons that the Romanists do, which is why the worship of the loa has so easily merged with the Romanist worship of "saints."

Mr. Peters (you're not my pastor, and I doubt you're even in the line of apostolic succession):

What's with all of the Catholic-bashing on this board? Just because the doctrines and disciplines of Holy Mother Rome can be twisted to look somewhat like other religions' polytheist nonsense, that does not mean that we are any less the church that Jesus Christ established in A.D. 33. The African nature spirits were arbitrarily paired with Catholic saints after the Church had brought the blessings of the Gospel and Western civilization to the heathens.

[Mr. Jingles]

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Mr. Peters (you're not my pastor, and I doubt you're even in the line of apostolic succession):

What's with all of the Catholic-bashing on this board? Just because the doctrines and disciplines of Holy Mother Rome can be twisted to look somewhat like other religions' polytheist nonsense, that does not mean that we are any less the church that Jesus Christ established in A.D. 33. The African nature spirits were arbitrarily paired with Catholic saints after the Church had brought the blessings of the Gospel and Western civilization to the heathens.

Oh, we aren't bashing mexicans just because they're catholic. It's also because they don't look like us
& eat tacos all day, two things that Jesus hates.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Mr. Peters (you're not my pastor, and I doubt you're even in the line of apostolic succession):

What's with all of the Catholic-bashing on this board? Just because the doctrines and disciplines of Holy Mother Rome can be twisted to look somewhat like other religions' polytheist nonsense, that does not mean that we are any less the church that Jesus Christ established in A.D. 33. The African nature spirits were arbitrarily paired with Catholic saints after the Church had brought the blessings of the Gospel and Western civilization to the heathens.

You might want to take a look at THIS thread, where your mary-worshiping cult is examined in detail.

Also you've just earned a wad of infraction points for insulting a True Christian Pastor(tm).

[Brother Terrence]

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Did you just say catholic? Why not just save some time and say child molesting, money grubbing, eliteist, racist, supremeist, corrupt, sinner. Seems it is more descriptive, and more fun to say. And we ALWAYS speak the truth on this site. Praise Him.

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

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Mr. Peters (you're not my pastor, and I doubt you're even in the line of apostolic succession):

Neither are you. No one is, because there is no such thing as a "line of apostolic succession". That theory was thoroughly demolished in the thread that Pastor Zeke linked for you.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Mexicant's Resorting To Voodoo!

What kind of sporting event is this? If it's baseball, basketball, or football, the wetbacks don't stand a chance. If it's ice hockey, they still don't have a chance.

[Nurse Clampett]

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What kind of sporting event is this? If it's baseball, basketball, or football, the wetbacks don't stand a chance. If it's ice hockey, they still don't have a chance.

It's soccer, dear Sister. You would think they would be good at a sport which involves running. Those little brown legs of theirs are quite speedy when it comes to crossing boarders, but Heaven forbid they gain anything over us without cheating.

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

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It's soccer, dear Sister. You would think they would be good at a sport which involves running. Those little brown legs of theirs are quite speedy when it comes to crossing boarders, but Heaven forbid they gain anything over us without cheating.

I bet they wouldn't need any help from the occult if the sport in question were fence-jumping or river-wading.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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It's soccer, dear Sister.

Oh, so it's not even a real sport! What does it matter if their homers beat our homers? Nobody who plays soccer is a real American anyway.