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  • Michael Jackson has cancer

    Well, look at that!


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    Re: Michael Jackson has cancer

    Look for it to develop into the AIDS. God doesn't like that fruity negro one bit.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    • #3
      Re: Michael Jackson has cancer

      So, although man's law has not convicted and punished him for "entertaining" children, I think we see God's law in action - proof of the Merciful Power of The Almighty if it were needed!
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      • #4
        Re: Michael Jackson has cancer

        ....and he's been Suffering from Cancer of the Mind since Childhood. Sad

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        • #5
          Re: Michael Jackson has cancer

          He thought he could become an ex-Negro his way instead of God's way, but God is not mocked.
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          • #6
            Re: Michael Jackson has cancer

            Indeed Sister SUV, for sin is as a cancerous growth that spreads from one part of your life to another.

            I imagine he started out looking at pornography and shim-shamming his tallywacker, and pretty soon it was onto gay porn, then to animals, then to children. May his punishment in HELL be long and hard!
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            • #7
              Re: Michael Jackson has cancer

              I wonder how many cancers he has and which one will end up killing him?
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              • #8
                Re: Michael Jackson has cancer

                GLORY! Soon he will be moon-walking in HELL!

                But, he must have had it for a while now because it done ate half his nose off.
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                • #9
                  Re: Michael Jackson has cancer

                  Originally posted by Bob4God View Post
                  May his punishment in HELL be long and hard!
                  Hard as in Satan's tallywhacker ?


                  Leviticus 26:27-29

                  27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
                  28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
                  29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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                  • #10
                    Re: Michael Jackson has cancer

                    This is actually a shame, the Jackson parents were God fearing souls and then their kids turned to the evils of music and rock and roll. When are parents going to learn that the devil resides in the chord of the guitar?

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                    • #11
                      Re: Michael Jackson has cancer

                      I am so glad Our Father has seen fit to unleash this plague of cancer upon Hollywood at last. Farrah Fawcett-Majors, Michael Jackson....who's next!?

                      The possibilities are endless.

                      Did Dom DeLouis die of cancer?? He may have been the first one in God's new cleansing, and we didn't even notice

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                      • #12
                        Re: Michael Jackson has cancer

                        YAY!

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                        • #13
                          Re: Michael Jackson has cancer

                          Brother Basher, might you use your God-given gifts to compose a send-off poem to Michael, Farrah and Dom? They deserve to be remembered AS THEY REALLY WERE!

                          The herstorians will try to paint them as Hollywood martyrs and we have to beat them to the punch.

                          Expose their evil for all to see.

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                          • #14
                            Re: Michael Jackson has cancer

                            Originally posted by PeteyT View Post
                            This is actually a shame, the Jackson parents were God fearing souls and then their kids turned to the evils of music and rock and roll. When are parents going to learn that the devil resides in the chord of the guitar?
                            Depends what is played on the guitar. Some good old Christian country music doesnt hurt the ear!

                            I wonder how long it will take till mr. Jackson can board the hell train!

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                            • #15
                              Re: Michael Jackson has cancer

                              Originally posted by PeteyT View Post
                              This is actually a shame, the Jackson parents were God fearing souls and then their kids turned to the evils of music and rock and roll. When are parents going to learn that the devil resides in the chord of the guitar?
                              What cave do you live in? The Jackson family are all members of one of the worst cults in the world! They're Jehovah Witlessess! And it was the parent's idea to force their litter of pickanninnies into a life of sin (satanic nigra music, homersexurality, drug abuse, compulsive plastic surgery, child molesting, chimp antics)! How can you try and defend them here on God's favorite forum?
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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