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  • Ugly_Kid_Joe
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Mar 2009
    • 272

    #1

    Michael Jackson has cancer

    Well, look at that!

  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78553

    #2
    Re: Michael Jackson has cancer

    Look for it to develop into the AIDS. God doesn't like that fruity negro one bit.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • Ezekiel Bathfire
      Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
      Christ's Rottweiler
       
      • Jan 2008
      • 22869

      #3
      Re: Michael Jackson has cancer

      So, although man's law has not convicted and punished him for "entertaining" children, I think we see God's law in action - proof of the Merciful Power of The Almighty if it were needed!
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      • SUV
        True Christian™ Princess
        The Driving Force behind RA12
        Have at it, anytime!
        • Sep 2006
        • 11027

        #4
        Re: Michael Jackson has cancer

        ....and he's been Suffering from Cancer of the Mind since Childhood. Sad

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        • Pastor Isaac Peters
          Senior Pastor
          Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
          Always Biblically correct
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 10639

          #5
          Re: Michael Jackson has cancer

          He thought he could become an ex-Negro his way instead of God's way, but God is not mocked.
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          • Bob4God
            Moderator
            Arms Dealer for CHRIST
            Hands folded for Jesus
             
            • Apr 2008
            • 5274

            #6
            Re: Michael Jackson has cancer

            Indeed Sister SUV, for sin is as a cancerous growth that spreads from one part of your life to another.

            I imagine he started out looking at pornography and shim-shamming his tallywacker, and pretty soon it was onto gay porn, then to animals, then to children. May his punishment in HELL be long and hard!
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            • Nobar King
              Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
              Christ's Guardian
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2007
              • 23748

              #7
              Re: Michael Jackson has cancer

              I wonder how many cancers he has and which one will end up killing him?
              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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              • Daisy Mae Johnson
                The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 15708

                #8
                Re: Michael Jackson has cancer

                GLORY! Soon he will be moon-walking in HELL!

                But, he must have had it for a while now because it done ate half his nose off.
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                • SayvedByTheLord
                  Sinner Who Has Found the Truth©
                  True Christian™
                  • May 2007
                  • 3151

                  #9
                  Re: Michael Jackson has cancer

                  Originally posted by Bob4God View Post
                  May his punishment in HELL be long and hard!
                  Hard as in Satan's tallywhacker ?


                  Leviticus 26:27-29

                  27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
                  28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
                  29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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                  • PeteyT
                    Unsaved trash
                    Under Investigation
                    • May 2009
                    • 12

                    #10
                    Re: Michael Jackson has cancer

                    This is actually a shame, the Jackson parents were God fearing souls and then their kids turned to the evils of music and rock and roll. When are parents going to learn that the devil resides in the chord of the guitar?

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                    • Mistress Cookie
                      Petite pearl of Baptist womanhood
                      True Christian™
                      • Jul 2008
                      • 6790

                      #11
                      Re: Michael Jackson has cancer

                      I am so glad Our Father has seen fit to unleash this plague of cancer upon Hollywood at last. Farrah Fawcett-Majors, Michael Jackson....who's next!?

                      The possibilities are endless.

                      Did Dom DeLouis die of cancer?? He may have been the first one in God's new cleansing, and we didn't even notice

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                      • Meek and Humble
                        Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                        Biblical Black Belt
                        Jr. Pastor
                        True Christian™
                        • Dec 2008
                        • 6197

                        #12
                        Re: Michael Jackson has cancer

                        YAY!

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                        • Mistress Cookie
                          Petite pearl of Baptist womanhood
                          True Christian™
                          • Jul 2008
                          • 6790

                          #13
                          Re: Michael Jackson has cancer

                          Brother Basher, might you use your God-given gifts to compose a send-off poem to Michael, Farrah and Dom? They deserve to be remembered AS THEY REALLY WERE!

                          The herstorians will try to paint them as Hollywood martyrs and we have to beat them to the punch.

                          Expose their evil for all to see.

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                          • Ugly_Kid_Joe
                            True Christian™
                            True Christian™
                            • Mar 2009
                            • 272

                            #14
                            Re: Michael Jackson has cancer

                            Originally posted by PeteyT View Post
                            This is actually a shame, the Jackson parents were God fearing souls and then their kids turned to the evils of music and rock and roll. When are parents going to learn that the devil resides in the chord of the guitar?
                            Depends what is played on the guitar. Some good old Christian country music doesnt hurt the ear!

                            I wonder how long it will take till mr. Jackson can board the hell train!

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                            • Pastor Ezekiel
                              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                               
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 78553

                              #15
                              Re: Michael Jackson has cancer

                              Originally posted by PeteyT View Post
                              This is actually a shame, the Jackson parents were God fearing souls and then their kids turned to the evils of music and rock and roll. When are parents going to learn that the devil resides in the chord of the guitar?
                              What cave do you live in? The Jackson family are all members of one of the worst cults in the world! They're Jehovah Witlessess! And it was the parent's idea to force their litter of pickanninnies into a life of sin (satanic nigra music, homersexurality, drug abuse, compulsive plastic surgery, child molesting, chimp antics)! How can you try and defend them here on God's favorite forum?
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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