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  • Dwayne DeKalb
    Unsaved trash, hippie dopehead
    • Nov 2006
    • 156

    #1

    Skull found on Mars, Where is it in the Bible?





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    Is Mars in the Bible? Now you people are going to see your world crumble as you realize there is no Christian God and Adam and eve were Aliens from a dying planet, like Mars or Venus!
  • Nobar King
    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
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    True Christian™
    • Sep 2007
    • 23748

    #2
    Re: Skull found on Mars, Where is it in the Bible?

    That photograph is taken at the same place that all the other phony mars photos were taken: Arizona. Everyone knows that. This picture is further evidence that man never went to Mars. That's why you see a skull in the image. Why would you see a skull on Mars? No man has ever died there.
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    • Ezekiel Bathfire
      Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
      Christ's Rottweiler
       
      • Jan 2008
      • 22888

      #3
      Re: Skull found on Mars, Where is it in the Bible?

      And where's the rest of the body? Eaten by Martians?

      Adam and Eve - Martians? Not so. Read Genesis - it's all there in its scientific truth.
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      • Palmer C. Eldrich
        Unsaved trash
        Current Status: Driving the Short Bus
         
        • Mar 2008
        • 349

        #4
        Re: Skull found on Mars, Where is it in the Bible?

        Just one photo isn't enough evidence for me. I won't be satisfied until they bring it back with them.
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        • Ezekiel Bathfire
          Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
          Christ's Rottweiler
           
          • Jan 2008
          • 22888

          #5
          Re: Skull found on Mars, Where is it in the Bible?

          Have you seen that thing under the black arrow? It looks like a spaniel swimming in water.

          These photos aren't too convincing.
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          “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

          Author of such illuminating essays as,
          Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78556

            #6
            Re: Skull found on Mars, Where is it in the Bible?

            The Bible doesn't mention Martians because they don't read English. That doesn't mean there aren't any.

            Jesus will explain all once I'm up in Heaven.
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            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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            • Tertius The Scribe
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • May 2009
              • 452

              #7
              Re: Skull found on Mars, Where is it in the Bible?

              Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
              Have you seen that thing under the black arrow? It looks like a spaniel swimming in water.

              These photos aren't too convincing.
              Yes, and are probably Photoshopped by those godless atheists over at the conspiracy known as NASA.

              Proverbs 23:14- "Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell."


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              • Professor Bessemer
                Professor of Creation Science at Landover University
                Certified Ex-Gay Program Graduate
                Darwin's Worst Nightmare
                True Christian™
                • May 2009
                • 2952

                #8
                Re: Skull found on Mars, Where is it in the Bible?

                This photo is obiously a hoax. I have pointed out some other objects in the photo to illustrate. I am almost certain it is simply a photo taken at some half-empty reservoir in Tennessee. Then the color balance was shifted to make it look more "Martian".

                A rather poor example of photo manipulation in my opinion.

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                • James Hutchins
                  True Christian™
                  Just a Regular Nice Guy
                   
                  • Jun 2009
                  • 29453

                  #9
                  Re: Skull found on Mars, Where is it in the Bible?

                  I am still looking for Waldo......
                  Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                  Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                  Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                  Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                  Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                  Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                  • Max Bayes
                    True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Mar 2009
                    • 302

                    #10
                    Re: Skull found on Mars, Where is it in the Bible?

                    Even if it is a skull, I doubt God would go to all the effort of re-writing His Holy word in martian just for the benefit of a few corpses that he probably smote for being heretics anyway.
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                    • Jed_Cassidy
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                      • May 2009
                      • 289

                      #11
                      Re: Skull found on Mars, Where is it in the Bible?

                      Originally posted by Dwayne DeKalb View Post




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                      Is Mars in the Bible? Now you people are going to see your world crumble as you realize there is no Christian God and Adam and eve were Aliens from a dying planet, like Mars or Venus!
                      Hmm... "Discoverer: J.P. Skipper-Eduardo Lucena"... sounds like another Hispanic Conspiracy to me.
                      Matthew 7:15
                      Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves.

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                      • Dwayne DeKalb
                        Unsaved trash, hippie dopehead
                        • Nov 2006
                        • 156

                        #12
                        Re: Skull found on Mars, Where is it in the Bible?

                        There are mentions of UFO's in the Bible!

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                        The burning bush was an alien communication. Giants? Yes, more Aliens!

                        EZEKIEL 1:4- 1:24
                        "And I looked, and behold, a whirlwind came out of the north, a great cloud, and a fire infolding itself, and a brightness was about it, and out of the midst therof as the colour of amber, out of the midst of the fire. (verse 5) Also out of the midst therof came the likeness of four living creatures. And this was their appearance; they had the likeness of a man.
                        (verse 6) And every one had four faces, and every one had four wings.
                        (verse 7) And their feet were straight feet; and the sole of their feet was like the sole of a calf s foot and they sparkled like the colour of bur*nished brass.
                        (verse 8) And they had the hands of a man under their wings on their four sides; and they four had their faces and their wings.
                        (verse 9) Their wings were joined one to another; they turned not when they went; they went every one straight forward.
                        (verse 10) As for the likeness of their faces, they four had the face of a man, and the face of a lion, on the right side: and they four had the face of an ox on the left side; they four also had the face of an eagle.
                        (verse 11) Thus were their faces: and their wings’ were stretched upward; two wings of every one were joined one to another, and two covered their bodies.
                        (verse 12) And they went every one straight forward: whither the spirit was to go, they went; and they turned not when they went
                        (verse 13) As for the likeness of the living creatures, their appearance was like burning coals of fire, and like the appearance of lamps: it went up and down among the living creatures; and the fire was bright, and out of the fire went forth lightning.
                        (verse 14) And the living creatures ran and returned as the appearance of a flash of lightning.
                        (verse 15) Now as I beheld the living creatures, behold one wheel upon the earth by the living creatures, with his four faces.
                        (verse 16) The appearance of the wheels and their work was like unto the colour of a beryl: and they four had one likeness: and their appearance and their work was as it were a middle of a wheel.
                        (verse 17) When they went they went upon their four sides: and they turned not when they went
                        (verse 18) As for their rings, they were so high that they were dreadful; and their rings were full of eyes round about them four.
                        (verse 19) And when the living creatures went, the wheels went by them: and when the living creatures were lifted up from the earth, the wheels were lifted up.
                        (verse 20) Whithersoever the spirit was to go, they went, thither was their spirit to go; and the wheels were lifted up over against them: for the spirit of the living creature was in the wheels.
                        (verse 21) When those went, these went; and when those stood, these stood; and when those were lifted up from the earth, the wheels were lifted up over against them: for the spirit of the living creature was in the wheels.
                        (verse 22) And the likeness of the firmament upon the heads of the living creature was as the colour of the terrible crystal, stretched forth over their heads above.
                        (verse 23) And under the firmament were their wings straight, the one toward the other: every one had two, which covered on this side, and every one had two, which covered on that side their bodies.
                        (verse 24) And when they went I heard the noise of their wings, like the noise of great waters; as the voice of the Almighty, the voice of speech, as the noise of an host when the: stood they let down their wings."

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                        • Rev. Jim Osborne
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                          • Jun 2009
                          • 8622

                          #13
                          Re: Skull found on Mars, Where is it in the Bible?

                          Slow down there, Art Bell. Reading Ezekiel's passage, you can clearly see that they are not aliens. Look at his description: "4 faces: Man, Lion, Ox, Eagle", "4 wings", "Apperance like Fire". These are not aliens. We all know aliens have big foreheads and huge eyes and skinny insect-like bodies. What kind of alien would appear this way?

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                          • Rev. Jim Osborne
                            True Christian™ Televangelist
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                            • Jun 2009
                            • 8622

                            #14
                            Re: Skull found on Mars, Where is it in the Bible?

                            Originally posted by Professor Bessemer View Post
                            This photo is obiously a hoax. I have pointed out some other objects in the photo to illustrate. I am almost certain it is simply a photo taken at some half-empty reservoir in Tennessee. Then the color balance was shifted to make it look more "Martian".

                            A rather poor example of photo manipulation in my opinion.

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                            Excellent detective work, Professor! After pointing out all the other refuse, it is plainly obvious that it's just a photoshopped reservoir/dump/shantytown backyard.

                            You should consider posting that image on those crazy UFO sites to shut their conspiracy-spreading mouths up!

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                            • Rachael Van Helsing
                              HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 5131

                              #15
                              Re: Skull found on Mars, Where is it in the Bible?

                              Awesome!
                              But this may not be a skull, could just be the effect of the light/shadow/rock. Still, I hope it is a skull.

                              This would prove the theory that Mars is a world previously inhabited, now at the end of its cycle.
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                              Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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