Some of you may have heard the news about fighting on the streets in English cities, aka Tuesday. Reliable sources on X are calling it a civil war, which is a logical deduction from the premise that Birmingham is a no-go zone under the iron fist of Sharia Law. However I suspect it goes deeper. I think it has something to do with the low number of Royal appearances lately as both Charles and Kate battle to the death in a bid to gain public cash!! support sympathy by dying first. Apparently that is consuming the vast amount of time normally spent cutting ribbons at supermarket openings.
Well, it's not going down well with the genteel English who need a steady supply of patriotic mugs to serve Albion tea and crumpets commemorating the Battle of Brexit. I urge the King to mint an authorized set of spoons at his soonest convenience.
Well, it's not going down well with the genteel English who need a steady supply of patriotic mugs to serve Albion tea and crumpets commemorating the Battle of Brexit. I urge the King to mint an authorized set of spoons at his soonest convenience.
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