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  • Is This The Most Godly Man in the USA?

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    Here is the spirit that makes the USA great! “God, Guns, Guts and American Pick-Up Trucks.”

    Single-handedly Mr Mark Muller will be responsible for the revitalization of the US Economy - to hell with stimulus packages! The citizen knows the answer!

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    American car dealer offers free AK-47 with every truck
    Enterprising retailers in the US are rushing to offer the ultimate in discount vouchers — a free AK47 assault rifle with every purchase.

    Max Motors, in Butler, Missouri, has run out of pick-up trucks after word got out of its offer of a complimentary semi-automatic weapon with every vehicle. The success of the promotion prompted a Harley-Davidson dealer and a boat and tractor dealer to set up similar offers.

    Mark Muller, of Max Motors — whose business slogan is “God, Guns, Guts and American Pick-Up Trucks” — said that he had been overwhelmed by the response and had to shut the offer down prematurely.

    The company sold 200 vehicles in just ten days; 100 more than normal as gun-loving customers queued to upgrade their vehicles and get their hands on a weapon that can fire 600 rounds a minute.

    The customers received a voucher worth $450 (£270) to be redeemed at any local gun store. As with all gun purchases, customers have to go through routine background checks and wait three days.

    “We had customers coming from all over the United States. It was very, very successful. Everyone is complaining about how bad business is but, I tell you, I simply cannot get inventory from the factories to sell. We had to cancel the promotion today. We just had the best month we have had in 18 months,” Mr Muller told The Times.

    Mr Muller, 49, made no apology for offering guns as an incentive in the same week that the US was reeling from another multiple shooting. George Sodini killed three women and injured nine more when he walked into a gym in Pittsburgh on Monday night, pulled two guns out of his duffel bag and shot indiscriminately into a group taking Latin dance lessons.

    Mr Muller, a passionate gun owner, said: “I am a country dealer. We are kind of old-fashioned Americans who believe in liberty and our constitution and we like to defend our rights.”

    Gun enthusiasts from across America have been concerned that President Obama will seek to tighten the rules on ownership. That, and a general fear of rising crime in bad economic times, has resulted in a rush for new gun licence applications. In Clay County, where Max Motors is located, applications in the first half of this year matched the total for 2008.
    A dealership in South Carolina has come up with its own twist on the idea: buy a tractor and get a free AK47. “We live in a semi-rural area and law enforcement is not always available,” said Henry Jordan, a partner in Carolina Tractor and Marine in Anderson.

    Mr Jordan said that the AK47 was a “very effective” weapon. “It’s very popular in this part of the country,” he added.

    The dealership has already handed out vouchers for the weapon with a ride-on lawnmower and four tractors and plans to run the promotion until early September.

    Such promotions have been criticised by anti-gun groups. Peter Hamm, communications director for the Brady Campaign to Prevent Gun Violence, said: “It’s one-stop shopping for drive-by shooters. We think this kind of stuff is drivel. These dealers are encouraging people to get a weapon whose only purpose is to kill large numbers of people quickly.”

    A similar promotion has also been offered by a Harley-Davidson dealer in Washington State. Eastside Harley-Davidson gave away a $500 voucher for a handgun redeemable at a local gun store. The store posted a video clip on its website that said: “Our government guarantees certain rights, one of which is the right to bear arms. Eastside Harley-Davidson is adding to that list — the right to a new Harley.”

    Back in Missouri, Mr Muller is planning a new offer for next year’s voucher. “I have got something way bigger, way better than anyone has seen before. Can I give you a hint? It’s big — and yeah, it’s weaponry. We love weapons,” he said.
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    Re: Is This The Most Godly Man in the USA?

    AMEN!!
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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      Re: Is This The Most Godly Man in the USA?

      AMEN!!

      This is one of the things that brings joy to my old heart!
      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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        Re: Is This The Most Godly Man in the USA?

        Thank you Brother Ezekiel Bathfire Thank you very much for posthing this its Wonderful News! He is a great Godly man Amen

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        • #5
          Re: Is This The Most Godly Man in the USA?

          We need to get this man to join our church, pronto! He embodies everything great about being a True Christian™ American. Plus with his increased sales, he would have no problems tithing to God's Favorite Church™.

          By the way, I wonder what he is alluding to for next year's promotion? Perhaps an RPG Launcher? Maybe an M249 SAW?

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            Re: Is This The Most Godly Man in the USA?

            Leave it to the LIEberal media to make a Godly Man out to look like a villain.

            Mr Muller, 49, made no apology for offering guns as an incentive in the same week that the US was reeling from another multiple shooting. George Sodini killed three women and injured nine more when he walked into a gym in Pittsburgh on Monday night, pulled two guns out of his duffel bag and shot indiscriminately
            Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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            • #7
              Re: Is This The Most Godly Man in the USA?

              May I just ask, what kind of auto dealer has a gravel parking lot?
              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                Re: Is This The Most Godly Man in the USA?

                Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                May I just ask, what kind of auto dealer has a gravel parking lot?
                What, you never bought from a dealership with a gravel parking lot? Every car I've bought has had a gravel parking lot, lots of balloons and triangular flag lines, and the occasional inflatable purple gorilla with a sign that says "You'll go APE over these prices!".

                In 1982 I bought a 1975 Pinto from one such dealership. I know Pintos have a bad reputation for exploding from the rear but from 10 years of ownership I never did so.

                It did explode from the front, however, when I rear-ended a semi on I-5 near Anaheim. Escaped with only 1st degree burns. Spaceship Jesus was looking out after me.
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                SPACESHIP JESUS appeared to me in Astronaut form when I was staying in a motel in 1974. He then told me the TRUTH about our world and what illusions the SATANIC ALLIANCE uses to control us! To this day, I still receive SPACESHIP RADIO SIGNALS INTO MY BRAIN. Absolve yourself of your limited Matrix existence.

                Hosea 9:7
                The days of visitation are come, the days of recompence are come; Israel shall know it: the prophet is a fool, the spiritual man is mad, for the multitude of thine iniquity, and the great hatred.

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                  Re: Is This The Most Godly Man in the USA?

                  Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                  http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/new...cle6788008.ece

                  Here is the spirit that makes the USA great! “God, Guns, Guts and American Pick-Up Trucks.”

                  Single-handedly Mr Mark Muller will be responsible for the revitalization of the US Economy - to hell with stimulus packages! The citizen knows the answer!

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                  Jesus Himself is practically weeping at this display of American renewal. It's a GOOD day (finally) to be Born In The USA!
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                    Re: Is This The Most Godly Man in the USA?

                    He's manly, but not as manly as Zeke or JESUS!
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                      Re: Is This The Most Godly Man in the USA?

                      Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
                      He's manly, but not as manly as Zeke or JESUS!
                      Why thank you buttercup.


                      By the way, don't be late with my laundry. I'm out of socks.
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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