Further Evidence That Phillipinos Rape Goats

[Pastor Ezekiel]

THIS kind of thing has become all too common among the flips, and it just makes me sick.

If only they would accept Christ as their Savior.

Iloilo farmer molests, kills neighbor's goat

An 18-year-old farmer faces charges for allegedly sexually molesting – and killing - a two-year-old goat in Iloilo province following a drinking spree Sunday evening.

Radio dzXL cited initial police reports showing the incident occurred at Sitio Tacas in Talacuan village in Leon town in Iloilo.

Investigation showed Eliseo Minerva, the owner of the goat, was shocked to see the suspect, identified as Rogie Calamaan, sexually assaulting his pet at about 6 p.m.

Police learned Calamaan went on a drinking spree after he finished planting rice last Sunday.

The goat died after the assault, the report said.

A separate report on Visayas-based Bombo Radyo said Calamaan admitted assaulting the goat, but said he was too drunk at the time.

The report quoted Calamaan as saying he was going to gather the harvested rice when he saw the goat in a "prone" position, and took "interest."

He said he strangled the goat when it tried to resist his advances.

Calamaan is now facing charges of malicious mischief from the police.

[Mad Prophet Helmholtz]

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And even worse, the goat was underage!

It is quite possible he mistook the goat for one of those ugly filipino tribal women.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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Pastor, are your Filipinos more closely related to the Mexicans or the Chinks? I always forget. Either way, man on goat sex is common in many of the lower races I understand. Why, I even heard that Scots are vulnerable to the advances of slutty sheep, and Scots are practically white people!

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

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When I read this:


The goat died after the assault, the report said.




I just assumed the goat contracted AIDS . But then I saw this:




He said he strangled the goat when it tried to resist his advances.





So we do not have to worry about some new immediately fatal form of super AIDS to worry about.

Which is a relief. I assume the goat was deemed, by Philippine standards, as fit to eat . . . .

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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That's b-a-a-a-a-a-d

[believer of Christ]

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If only they would accept Christ as their Savior.

I know many Phillipinos, that have, and that is a racist comment.
Besides that, it said he was drunk, you can find stupid stories of drunk people from every race, that's like saying "Further evidence that all Pastors rape small children"

It is quite possible he mistook the goat for one of those ugly filipino tribal women.

Racist...

Pastor, are your Filipinos more closely related to the Mexicans or the Chinks? I always forget. Either way, man on goat sex is common in many of the lower races I understand. Why, I even heard that Scots are vulnerable to the advances of slutty sheep, and Scots are practically white people!

Racist, and there is no "lower race". They are all equal. Thats like giving in to the sterotype that all americans are fat, stupid, do drugs, or are inbreeds.

[Nobar King]

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Boy, you are having serious issues with distinguishing between race, nationality, and creed. I think you should focus more on your own knowledge issues rather than attacking others' with your flawed logic.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

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I know many Phillipinos, that have, and that is a racist comment.
Besides that, it said he was drunk, you can find stupid stories of drunk people from every race, that's like saying "Further evidence that all Pastors rape small children"

Name one Filipino True Christian(tm). I'm waiting...

Racist...

Hate to break this to you but not everyone in the world is beautiful. Some are downright hideous. It doesn't make them bad people of course, some of them are wonderful, but you still don't want to look at them for at length. Have you even seen one of those tribal women MP Helmholtz was referring to? The guy has a point.

Racist, and there is no "lower race". They are all equal. Thats like giving in to the sterotype that all americans are fat, stupid, do drugs, or are inbreeds.

Can you show us Scripture that says that all races are equal? On the contrary, if God intended all races to be equal then why did he curse Ham and his descendents to be a servant race? Are you saying God is racist then?

[believer of God]

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Boy, you are having serious issues with distinguishing between race, nationality, and creed. I think you should focus more on your own knowledge issues rather than attacking others' with your flawed logic.

Race : People from the same genetic heritage.
Nationality : The country of a person’s citizenship or country in which the person is deemed a national.
Creed : Any system of beliefs or principals, usually religious.

Nope, I think I got it right, thanks though.

Name one Filipino True Christian™. I'm waiting...



Hate to break this to you but not everyone in the world is beautiful. Some are downright hideous. It doesn't make them bad people of course, some of them are wonderful, but you still don't want to look at them for at length. Have you even seen one of those tribal women MP Helmholtz was referring to? The guy has a point.



Can you show us Scripture that says that all races are equal? On the contrary, if God intended all races to be equal then why did he curse Ham and his descendents to be a servant race? Are you saying God is racist then?

Take a look at one of their many christian websites or churches.
Here is ONE of the links:

http://www.filipinochristian.org/

As for beauty, now that is in the eye of the beholder isn't it. I could say that texans generally look downright ugly to me, and that may be my opinion. Not everybody has the same tastes. If you were a fillipino, I'm sure you would be more attracted to those women, wouldn't you?

If they aren't equal, then tell me, what is it you can do, that they cannot. Name one thing, scientifically that they can't do, that you can.

Sorry for the long responses, but when I came back from vacation with my family, oddly enough I couldn't log back in, right after telling Zeke that if he banned me, He knew I was right. Weird...

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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Could someone do some research to see if the goat were female?

[Dr. Warren Wierdsbe]

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When I read this:


The goat died after the assault, the report said.




I just assumed the goat contracted AIDS . But then I saw this:




He said he strangled the goat when it tried to resist his advances.





So we do not have to worry about some new immediately fatal form of super AIDS to worry about.

Which is a relief. I assume the goat was deemed, by Philippine standards, as fit to eat . . . .

To my mind, that would bean that the goat was dead by the time the act was finished.

Is that bestiality or necrophilia? Because I'd like to know exactly what the man is frying in Hell for.

In Christ,
Warren

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Could someone do some research to see if the goat were female?

We tried Brother Bathfire, but it seems that the goat was sacrificed to satan and then eaten by the locals immediately afterwards.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

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Take a look at one of their many christian websites or churches.
Here is ONE of the links:

http://www.filipinochristian.org/

I said, name one True Christian™. Anyone on that site doesn't count. You might as well have pulled up the web site for the Roman Catholic Church.

As for beauty, now that is in the eye of the beholder isn't it. I could say that texans generally look downright ugly to me, and that may be my opinion. Not everybody has the same tastes. If you were a fillipino, I'm sure you would be more attracted to those women, wouldn't you?

Maybe you have a point. Cockroaches find each other attractive and humans repulsive.

If they aren't equal, then tell me, what is it you can do, that they cannot. Name one thing, scientifically that they can't do, that you can.

It's interesting you brought science into this. Well, okay. It is well-established that certain races excel at different abilities than others. Not because of preferences or institutional racism, but genetics. For example, negroids descended from West African tribes hold the vast majority of records in sprinting. Look at a list of the top 100 times for the 100m/200m dash and see which race is there. (Hint: There's no Filipinos listed).

On the other side of Africa, East Africa, they excel at long-distance running. Somalia, Kenya, etc. are renown for their record-breaking runners.

In terms of pure physical strength, no one is better than Northeastern Europeans. Poles, Estonians, Latvians, etc. dominate "World's Strongest Men" contests. You won't find any Italians or French in these events, nor would you find a Jap or a Hindu Indian. No Africans no Mexicans. And definitely no Filipinos.

But it's not just physical strength; look at intellectual achievements. Whether it's the sciences or the arts, white people have dominated these fields. Name one Filipino classical composer. Name one Filipino who won a Nobel Prize in physics. Name one Filipino best selling-author in America. Name one famous superstar Filipino singer beloved all over the world and not just in their home country.

I could go on and on, but you see my point.

[Nobar King]

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They do have one of the leading pugilists. Manny Paquiano. Probably had to learn how to fight to defend himself from the bullies who taunted him for his father's predilection for goats.

[believer of God]

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I said, name one True Christian™. Anyone on that site doesn't count. You might as well have pulled up the web site for the Roman Catholic Church.



Maybe you have a point. Cockroaches find each other attractive and humans repulsive.



It's interesting you brought science into this. Well, okay. It is well-established that certain races excel at different abilities than others. Not because of preferences or institutional racism, but genetics. For example, negroids descended from West African tribes hold the vast majority of records in sprinting. Look at a list of the top 100 times for the 100m/200m dash and see which race is there. (Hint: There's no Filipinos listed).

On the other side of Africa, East Africa, they excel at long-distance running. Somalia, Kenya, etc. are renown for their record-breaking runners.

In terms of pure physical strength, no one is better than Northeastern Europeans. Poles, Estonians, Latvians, etc. dominate "World's Strongest Men" contests. You won't find any Italians or French in these events, nor would you find a Jap or a Hindu Indian. No Africans no Mexicans. And definitely no Filipinos.

But it's not just physical strength; look at intellectual achievements. Whether it's the sciences or the arts, white people have dominated these fields. Name one Filipino classical composer. Name one Filipino who won a Nobel Prize in physics. Name one Filipino best selling-author in America. Name one famous superstar Filipino singer beloved all over the world and not just in their home country.

I could go on and on, but you see my point.

Alright thanks for at least seeing the "beauty" thing. As for your last bit, that was my main point, certain people are better at other things, sometimes, one is better than the other, but its when people work together that some true work can be done with combined skills.